A. Clay Posted November 16, 2008 Author Share Posted November 16, 2008 i am....unnormaly Jelous! well, what job do you covet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keti Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 I am....unnormaly jelous!:shted: Ha YEP-- That is an amazing pic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keti Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 I dunno why I sent this...hm. Can someone photoshop it and instaed of 'pull the tiger tail' write 'vote for me' ? That just occured to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 17, 2008 Author Share Posted November 17, 2008 PRESS RELEASE--THIS JUST IN . . . "WORLD PREZ" MIKA LEADING THE . . . World Economic Summit, Washington, D.C., USA! THE GLOBAL ECONOMY IS IN SUCH A STEW . . . MIKA is weary from hearing SO MUCH garbage . . . A follow-up summit is envisioned for the spring, after Barack Obama becomes president in the USA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 17, 2008 Author Share Posted November 17, 2008 "WORLD PREZ" MIKA-- NOT UNLIKE A NEURON FIRE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 17, 2008 Author Share Posted November 17, 2008 ADMIRED BY THE MASSES . . . YEP-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 17, 2008 Author Share Posted November 17, 2008 (edited) "WORLD PREZ" MIKA: TOO SEXY FOR HIS OWN GOOD . . . Edited November 18, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 18, 2008 Author Share Posted November 18, 2008 (edited) PRESS RELEASE: PEREZ APPOINTED "CHIEF LIAISON WITH THE PRESS" . . . "WORLD PREZ" MIKA TODAY HAS CHARGED PEREZ . . . TO STAY ON THE GOOD SIDE OF THE PRESS . . . TOWARD THIS OBJECTIVE, PEREZ WILL PROVIDE TASTY SNACKS & GALLONS of COFFEE . . . AND DYE JOBS ("COLOUR") . . . TO ALL THE REPORTERS . . . . AT THE NEWLY OPENED . . . "SOUP TO NUTZ BISTRO & CUSTOM COLORING" PLACE . . . ." ADJACENT TO THE "WORLD PREZ" PRESS CORP ROOM! Edited November 18, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 The Prez will always encourage us to use our gifte. Mine is writing... maybe yours is too, so here goes... President Mika had been having a hard day seeing people and being gererous to them. But now he was tired, so he decided to get some fresh air by taking a stroll in the garden of The rainbow House and looking up at the stars. Suddenly he saw something in the sky that looked like a star, but the star got bigger... and bigger... and Mika realised it was a spaceship! Of course, he hoped that the aliens had come in peace, and for the moment he would give them the benefit of the doubt. The big flying saucer landed not far away from Mika, and once a silver coloured ramp had been lowered to the ground, a very tall, very thin, white alien with big black eyes emerged. The alien imediately raised his thin hands, palm upwards, to indicate he was peaceful, and he approached the president of Earth. When the alien spoke, his voice sounded a bit mechanical, and Mika realised this was because he was actually speaking another language and some machine was translating it. The alien said "President Mika Penniman, we need your help." "what is it you need?" Asked Mika. So the alien explained that the people of his planet were dying of unhappiness. Nothing seemed to ease the sadness. Then some of their scientists had sent a probe into space, and it had picked up some amazing sounds coming from Earth. The sounds had the potential to make the alien planet live again, but they needed to know how the sounds came to be? They discovered that the sounds were the voice of one man, and that he was Mika! He was the only person in the universe who could make those wonderful sounds. "Please would you come to our planet and sing for us?" the alien asked. He then promised that after the concert, he would bring Mika back to the exact time he had left the planet, so that no one on Earth would realise he had gone. "Mika could not refuse such a request. Even though he was the president of Earth now, he still loved to sing! He stepped up the ramp, entered the spaceship, and flew up into the starry sky.... Who wants to continue the story...? What happens next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 (edited) . . . "Mika could not refuse such a request. Even though he was the president of Earth now, he still loved to sing! He stepped up the ramp, entered the spaceship, and flew up into the starry sky . . . . . . . . ." SITTING ON A ROCK . . . PONDERING . . . . . . . AND MIKA, AS WELL, IS PONDERING . . . WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? Edited November 27, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Questions need answering... What is the name of the planet? How will they react to President Mika and his songs? Will he decide to release his albums there? Will the alien nation become friends with the people of Earth? Who wants to have a go at answering those questions, or at throwing a few surprises into the mix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 (edited) . . . And OFF the fleet of space vehicles go . . . . . . beyond the clouds of Earth, into the UNKNOWN . . . MOST of the BEINGS on MIKA's vehicle look like this . . . EXCEPT this one . . . who looks like THIS, and is . . . Edited November 20, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 Oh, oh . . . and the beings in the second vehicle have "captured" earth's "MARILYN" and the beings in the third vehicle have "captured" earth's "ALICE" . . . . . . . so, like it, or not . . . they, apparently, are . . . "ALONG for the RIDE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 (edited) "ALICE" IMMEDIATELY heads for the lounge, to "have a few" with this couple . . . who were "captured" from a pub in the UK! (BTW they suddenly look a bit different than they did where they came from!) Edited November 20, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 As Mika settled down for his ride to the alien planet, he had no idea that two other flyiing saucers had beamed up two Earthwomen, named Alice Clay and Marilyn Mastin. He was aware of the existance of the two women, because they had been part of his fan club since 2007, but as yet he had no idea that they were along for the ride. Marilyn, and Alice were unaware that they had both been beamed into the saucers, and neither of them were they aware that MIKA was coming too! All they knew was that they had been chosen for a very important mission. They both felt very nervous, wondering what lay ahead. Meanwhile Mika was finding out all he could about the alien world he was going to visit. He learned that the planet was named Zardoz, and was in the Andromeda galaxy. He already knew that they had picked up recordings of his unique voice, and that they wanted him to sing for them. He asked one of his hosts, a female called Dos, if they had something like a piano he could use to practice on. When Dos said she didn't know what a piano was, Mika drew her a picture of one. She went to a computer terminal mounted on a wall, keyed in some complicated numbers, and a piano appeared in the room, so Mika sat down and began to play and sing his lovely songs. Soon the room was filled with aliens wanting to listen, and one of the aliens, who was in charge of communications, decided to open communications with those other two ships in the convoy, and soon Mika's piano playing, and his voice, were echoing through the other two ships, as well as the ship he was travelling on. Marilyn and Alice, on their seperate ships, heard the sound of Mika, and were no longer afraid! They both knew that they were in for an unforgettable experience, along with their beloved Mika! Once again... What happens next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 Viewing Z A R D O Z through the windows of the three space vehicles, all passengers are excited as they approach for landing . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 (edited) . . . MOST of the BEINGS on MIKA's vehicle look like this . . . EXCEPT this one . . . who looks like THIS, and is . . . - - - - - IN THE MEANTIME, BEEN . . . DISTRIBUTING THESE T-SHIRTS . . . TO ALL ON BOARD! Edited November 20, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 (edited) BTW, UNKNOWN TO ANYONE, MIKA'S HIGHEST LEVEL, UNDER-COVER, SECURITY GUY, "NORBERT" IS A STOW-A-WAY in the CARGO HOLD of the FIRST SPACE VEHICLE along with a WHOLE BUNCH of . . . OF THE SPECIES KNOWN AS "ALIEN CHICKENS!" Edited November 21, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) I love the alien chickens, love Norbert, love the tee shirts, love the picture of Zardoz. I'll have to have a think about the next part of the story. Meanwhile... does anyone else have any ideas? Would anyone like to have a go at the next part? Edited November 21, 2008 by Marilyn Mastin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 21, 2008 Author Share Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) . . . So mika sat down and began to play and sing his lovely songs. Soon the room was filled with aliens wanting to listen, and one of the aliens, who was in charge of communications, decided to open communications with those other two ships in the convoy, and soon mika's piano playing, and his voice, were echoing through the other two ships, as well as the ship he was travelling on. Marilyn and alice, on their seperate ships, heard the sound of mika, and were no longer afraid! They both knew that they were in for an unforgettable experience, along with their beloved mika! . . .-------- . . . So, no surprise whatsoever, the MIKA SOUNDS all were hearing for the first time, had this predictable effect . . . . . . And made all the beings feel like this . . . . Edited November 21, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 21, 2008 Author Share Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) AS MIKA GAVE HIS FIRST "OUT of this WORLD" performance . . . EVEN THE ALIEN CHICKENS in "CARGO HOLD" WERE MOVED . . . "NORBERT" was also MOVED . . . Edited November 21, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 21, 2008 Author Share Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) . . . AND, the Alien Beings . . . . . . have NO IDEA who they are about to be dealing with . . . Edited November 21, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 21, 2008 Author Share Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) . . . AND, the Alien Beings . . . . . . have NO IDEA who they are about to be dealing with . . . BUT, they DO KNOW ABOUT THIS PROJECTED EVENT . . . View simulated catastrophic event . . . http://imgsrc.hubblesite.org/hu/db/2002/09/videos/a/formats/low_quicktime.mov Edited November 21, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 21, 2008 Author Share Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) The first thing "WORLD PREZ" MIKA sees out the window when his vehicle lands is . . . and MIKA thinks . . . . . .Would anyone like to have a go at the next part? Edited November 22, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) Inspired by the ideas of Alice Clay. Mika was travelling on the first spaceship as it flew ever closer to the alien world known as Zardoz. No one on that ship were aware that they were also carying extra passengers. Mika's chief security guard, Norbert, had sneaked on board, along with some chickens. You may wonder how that happened? The answer is simple. Norbert was an alien from the planet of The Grabbons, but he had the ability to mimic human form and also any animal. He had been sent from his planet to observe humanity, and because Mika is the most unique human heing ever, he had decided to work for him as his bodyguard to observe him, and then report back to his people. But then he grew fond of Mika (as you do) and wanted to make sure that Mika came to no harm, so when he spatted Mika entering the alien vessel, he transformed to the form of a mouse, and ran up the ramp unobserved, to be there if Mika should need him. Norbert also had some pets that he had brought with him to Earth,as eggs. They were alien chickens. They were like normal Earth chickens, except that they could make themselves invisible. Mika had been the first being they had seen when they hatched (Mika had believed they were ordinary chickens) and so the chickens had imprinted themselves onto Mika, and would follow him anywhere. When they saw him going into the spaceship, they made themselves invisible and also followed him into the ship. Now they were hiding with Norbert in the cargo hold. Meanwhile, Marilyn and Alice had been listening to Mika practicing his music. Marilyn was on the 2nd ship and Alice was on the 3rd. They both insisted that they be transfered to Mika's ship, and so Marilyn and Alice were beamed over to the first vessel, where they greeted eachother with the secret MFC sign and password, "Kerchiiiiiingaaaaa" (that thing that Mika does and says in GK) and then Mika appeared, wearing the necklace that Marilyn gave him at Brixton, and carrying one of Alice's brilliant photoshopped pictures. "Hey, what are you two doing here?" He asked as he gave them both a Mika-hug. "I was just thinking about you two. Alice, I need someone to make some publicity posters to punlicize my Zardoz gig, and Marilyn, I need someone to write some articles about me, so they know who I am." The chief alien known as Hal, stepped forward and spoke. "We anticipated your requests Mika. That's why we chose these two Earthwomen. Now... I must go, because I think there is a problem with some chickens in the cargo hold....." So what's next? Edited November 21, 2008 by Marilyn Mastin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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