Shikutukumimika Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 (My Nan has an obsession with a supermarket called Aldi She buys EVERYTHING form there. We tease her about it.) On the phone: Nan- We've been looking for a suit for Jake's (cousin) graduation. E.J- I'm sure you'd find some nice ones at Aldi's... Nan- Well, they did have some nice suits in last month, but last time I looked, they were all gone... I hate the Aldi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollipopgirl! Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 I hate the Aldi. There aren't many where I live but when I'm in summer camps they're really nice cos they sell HUGE packets of cookies that are really cheap cos they don't have a brand!!! Aldis are nice places! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 my dad used to work with Aldi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyLivs Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 At rehearsal for an assembly at school. Student: This is somebody's cell phone. . . ~mummbling I can't hear~ Teacher: (on microphone) We have sombody's cellphone here, left in the girl's locker room. . . probably by a girl - Oo, it's got two new messages. I'm opening the first one from Joe Student. . . "Oh god I need to talk to you" If you are Joe Student, could you talk to your friend and tell her we have her cell phone? ~later~ Teacher: The second message says, "Hey Mr. Teacher is pretty hot for an old guy." Student: Oh goodness, Mr. Teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randumb Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 At rehearsal for an assembly at school. Student: This is somebody's cell phone. . . ~mummbling I can't hear~ Teacher: (on microphone) We have sombody's cellphone here, left in the girl's locker room. . . probably by a girl - Oo, it's got two new messages. I'm opening the first one from Joe Student. . . "Oh god I need to talk to you" If you are Joe Student, could you talk to your friend and tell her we have her cell phone? ~later~ Teacher: The second message says, "Hey Mr. Teacher is pretty hot for an old guy." Student: Oh goodness, Mr. Teacher. What kind of teacher reads students messages out loud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 What kind of teacher reads students messages out loud? Some of the best, I assure you Especially when the class rules are 'If your cell phone ring I will answer it. And if ther persona asks for you I will tell them that you're still in bed, had a long, rough night, and I'd rather not wake you.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 My (60+ yr old) science teacher: I usually take my shirt off but al the gilrs get to excited so I had to stop...*silence*...ok, they didn't get excited, they ran out screaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirtle Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 My (60+ yr old) science teacher: I usually take my shirt off but al the gilrs get to excited so I had to stop...*silence*...ok, they didn't get excited, they ran out screaming. :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foalbaby14 Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 At the beach today. Me: Can you take a picture of us? Random guy: Why wouldn't I?! My friends and me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkiePenguin Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 At the beach today. Me: Can you take a picture of us? Random guy: Why wouldn't I?! My friends and me: That's kind of creepy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyLivs Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 My (60+ yr old) science teacher: I usually take my shirt off but al the gilrs get to excited so I had to stop...*silence*...ok, they didn't get excited, they ran out screaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyLivs Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Mine are normally teachers. Dear goodness. Writing Class Teacher: The learning you learned . . . oh, what was I saying. . . The learning you learned. . . when you were learning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Me: Why do you have two cameras? Him: Why do you have two breasts? Me: I was made this way... First of all, that didn't answer my question. Second of all, why the hell would you ask that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Me: Why do you have two cameras?Him: Why do you have two breasts? Me: I was made this way... First of all, that didn't answer my question. Second of all, why the hell would you ask that? he's a guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 This is what my friend said to me on the subway last night: "Sometimes I wake up at night just to admire my vagina." This friend was a male... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randumb Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 There was a lock-down drill in class today, Class: *chatting* Teacher: be quite! Me (Keran): I don't understand why we have to be quite, I mean the doors are locked, it's not like anyone's gonna get in here. Girl: They might knock down the door. Me: well, then it doesn't really matter if we're silent or not, 'cause they'll shoot us anyway. Teacher: Keran, stand up. Me: what? Teacher: Stand up. Me: *stands up* but now if there really was a guy with a gun, he could see me. Teacher: Yeah, well if you're gonna talk, you might as well be the first to die. Me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikutukumimika Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 There was a lock-down drill in class today, Class: *chatting* Teacher: be quite! Me (Keran): I don't understand why we have to be quite, I mean the doors are locked, it's not like anyone's gonna get in here. Girl: They might knock down the door. Me: well, then it doesn't really matter if we're silent or not, 'cause they'll shoot us anyway. Teacher: Keran, stand up. Me: what? Teacher: Stand up. Me: *stands up* but now if there really was a guy with a gun, he could see me. Teacher: Yeah, well if you're gonna talk, you might as well be the first to die. Me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Mom: The floor is wet...actually the floor isn't wet. I lied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmy333 Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 my friend about half a minute ago: have i won mr scratch card!?....i dunno...have u?! me:i know right, there like little secret doors into the soul of a piece of card... do cards have a soul? her:they do when mika is alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 2 hours ago: Overheard on TV: "Im not giving him chicken, just affection." ... what ?? O.o LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 There was a lock-down drill in class today, Class: *chatting* Teacher: be quite! Me (Keran): I don't understand why we have to be quite, I mean the doors are locked, it's not like anyone's gonna get in here. Girl: They might knock down the door. Me: well, then it doesn't really matter if we're silent or not, 'cause they'll shoot us anyway. Teacher: Keran, stand up. Me: what? Teacher: Stand up. Me: *stands up* but now if there really was a guy with a gun, he could see me. Teacher: Yeah, well if you're gonna talk, you might as well be the first to die. Me: HAHAAHA!!! !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cisserz Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 There was a lock-down drill in class today, Class: *chatting* Teacher: be quite! Me (Keran): I don't understand why we have to be quite, I mean the doors are locked, it's not like anyone's gonna get in here. Girl: They might knock down the door. Me: well, then it doesn't really matter if we're silent or not, 'cause they'll shoot us anyway. Teacher: Keran, stand up. Me: what? Teacher: Stand up. Me: *stands up* but now if there really was a guy with a gun, he could see me. Teacher: Yeah, well if you're gonna talk, you might as well be the first to die. Me: lock down drill?!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randumb Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 My friend (Hilary) had just brought a sandwich from the canteen, (the sandwich was made from two pieces of bread, and had been cut in half) Me: that's kind of overpricced, $3.20 for a sandwich! Alice: $3.20 for two sandwiches Me: no, one sandwich Alice: no, two Me: one sandwich cut in half Hilary: two halfs of one sandwich Alice: well, then what do you call a sandwich made of one piece of bread? Me: ahh.. Half a sandwich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopsterjazz Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 My friends waving their arms while twisting one hand: We're Mermaids! Later... Me: Billie Jean is not my lover Sean: She's just a girl who can't read my poker face Kiera: Mumumuma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mf22392 Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 On the train today, a random person was talking on the phone and the only snippet of her conversation i heard was: "Yes, it was chickeny and delicious" i almost died from stifling my laughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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