Sil Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Oh, THIS one's epic! ( You were talking about his puppy, weren't you? ) Yes I mean he tweeted "This will arrive Aug 5th" so we figured the puppy's name would be This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaire14 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Yes I mean he tweeted "This will arrive Aug 5th" so we figured the puppy's name would be This Right!!!! Oh gosh I didn't think about this THIS way! This thread is becoming mad-ier and mad-ier.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Angel Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 *calls Mika* Me: Hey Meeks! Mika: Miss.roxy, no, I won´t employ you as my own painter... Me: .. Ok, but that´s not what I wanted.. Mika: ..no, I won´t come to Prague, you didn´t pay for tickets, you don´t like me. Me: Not true! But that´s not what I wanted... Mika: ..No, I don´t have name for my puppy yet.. Me: No? Sad.. But that´s... Mika: .. yes, I surely will like all MFC presents for my B-day... Me: Shut up and let me speak! ........... Please.... Mika: :blink....... I´m listening. Me: How... How could I become a singer? Mika: *paper noise* ..... JOOOHN, WHERE THE HELL..... Oh, I got it..... You know, you have to believe in what you do and..... Me: Mika, oh my, stop! I know all interviews with you, you DON´T HAVE to read to me! Mika: Okay, but what do you want from me? Why won´t you ask Beyonce for example? Why me? Me: Because she would tell me something like "You have to sleep with Jay" or something like this I want to be famous because of who I am and what I can do .. understand? Mika: Of course.. You know.. Hard to explain.. Me: Try it Mika: Actually, you have to be talented, cute, pretty and purposeful (as me ) and then, you have to find someone really reliable, you know, like...... JOOOOOOOOHN? DID YOU BUY SOME PAD FOR MY LOVELY PUPPY???? Me: Mika: NO?? WHY NOT??? ....Miss.roxy? Excuse me, I have to go.. Urgent matter.... *hangs up* Me: ..... Wt?!? lovely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 * I call Mika * Me: HI! Mika: *sound of crying* hello... Me: Are you crying? Why??? :bli nk: Mika: Yeah... I haven't received a call from MFC in two days! I feel abandoned. T.T Me: Ohhh.. But you always complained abou the calls. :sneak y2: Mika: I lied, girl! I loved that calls now bye, I can't be talking, gotta wait for some MFCer to call me. Me: But I'm from MFC! :bigg rin2: Mika: YOU ARE??? :wu b2: Me: Yeah! :mf_lus tslow: Mika:... *five minutes later* ok, now I wanna talk to Roxy. Me: *calls Mika* Mika: Hello? :tea rs: Me: Hi. Mika: ROXY?!!?!? :biggr in2: Me: No.. Mika: I'm not interested. Me: Listen b!^ch!! Don't be rude! We are all fans! And... *under breath* we locked Roxy in a cupboard and stole her phone. Mika: Me: Now I got your tofu yesterday! Mika: Oh, cool Me: Oh yeah Mika: Me: You're boring me babe. Mika: Babe?? Me: I've got to go babe. Mika: Wha- babe?! Me: Bye babeee!!! Mika: I AM NOT YOUR - Me: *hangs up* !!!!!!! sorry mika!! ive been studying, will call u later i promise:naughty: love u girls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemobaermydog Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Me: HEEEEEY!!!! Mika:Hello??! Wha- Me: OMG!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!! Mika: Umm.. Why are you calling and- Me: HE IS TALKING TO ME!!! WOW!!! AAAAAAAAH!!!! Mika: Calm down! You sound as if you- Me: Oh my god... Why are you talking to ME?? Mika: You were phoning me.. Me: YES! Mika: So why are you calling?? Me: 'CAUSE THIS IS SO AMAAAAZING!!!! Mika: Ow! My ear!! Stop doing that or I'll hang up! Me: Oh sorry.. I'm soooo excited!! Mika: Okay. Me: Oh.. I just wanted to ask you... to ask... Oh no.. Mika: What? Me: I FORGOOT IT !!!!!!!!! Mika: *sigh* So.. Anything else you wanted to say? Me: Yeees! I.... I.. I love your music! Mika: Ok. Thank you! Me: Oh yes.. Bye then!!! Mika: Bye!! *hangs up* ..What a strange person... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 *tries to find what roxane is talking about* *fails* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet.pixie Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 *tries to find what roxane is talking about* *fails* +1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippieibbie Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 *tries to find what roxane is talking about* *fails* +1. count me in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 *mika calls me* Mika: WHAT IS THIS??? Me: HI! im fine thank you!! ive spent a wonderful day going through your shirtless pics and vi... Mika: i dont wanna know!! i just got this bill!! Me: you did!! good, cause things tend to get lost in the mail with me:sneaky2: Mika:... maybe i would have loved for this to get lost too!!! Me: dont moan wife... Mika: thats MY expression!!! dont you dare steal my lines!! Me:Brrrr Mika: STOP!! Me: cxy funny but odd.. Mika: enou... wait... you can see this tweet?? i thought i erased them all:mf_rosetinted: Me: "Yo" and "bed" are still my favorite.. Mika:... About this bill!!! Me: yes! Mika: what the hell is it??? Me: its a bill.. see the little numbers that adds up to a big number at the bottom?? that would be the total... Mika: i know what a bill is!!!!!!!! i wanna know why i recieved it!! Me: oooh, i hired bodyguards... Mika:... what? why? i dont have any bodyguards!!! Me: yeah.. youre tall.. you can take care of yourself.. even when Bublé tries to snog you... MFC can be tough you know?? Mika:.. ok, what about the 158.98$ in icecream?? Me: ooh:teehee: Mika: or the 846.45? in clothes??? Me: erm.... Mika: OR THE 8759.65$ IN FODDER???? WTF??? Me:... Golden Albert needs to eat you know!!! ok, gotta to study!! bye!! ooh, and you have one month to pay the bill please... u can use American Express or something.. BYE! *hangs up* Mika: JOOOOOOOOOOOHN!!!!! I WANT BODYGUARDS!!!! ROXY HAS SOME AND IM JEALOUS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 *calls mika* me: is roxane calling you?? mika: you mean "hello mika,how are you?" uh? me: pfff...no.... ok,ok.. how are you mika? mika: fine me: is roxane calling you?? mika: YOU are calling me!! me: then LEAVE THE LINE FREE!! ROXANE IS GOING TO CALL YOU!!! mika: YOU have called me!! me: right... have you missed me?? mika: since we talked last saturday.... no. me: nooooooo? mika: well... i have your flyers in my suitcase,and each time i see them,they remind me to you... so i have no time to miss you.... me: ok,hang up... wait for roxane´s call *hangs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet.pixie Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 *mika calls me* Mika: WHAT IS THIS??? Me: HI! im fine thank you!! ive spent a wonderful day going through your shirtless pics and vi... Mika: i dont wanna know!! i just got this bill!! Me: you did!! good, cause things tend to get lost in the mail with me:sneaky2: Mika:... maybe i would have loved for this to get lost too!!! Me: dont moan wife... Mika: thats MY expression!!! dont you dare steal my lines!! Me:Brrrr Mika: STOP!! Me: cxy funny but odd.. Mika: enou... wait... you can see this tweet?? i thought i erased them all:mf_rosetinted: Me: "Yo" and "bed" are still my favorite.. Mika:... About this bill!!! Me: yes! Mika: what the hell is it??? Me: its a bill.. see the little numbers that adds up to a big number at the bottom?? that would be the total... Mika: i know what a bill is!!!!!!!! i wanna know why i recieved it!! Me: oooh, i hired bodyguards... Mika:... what? why? i dont have any bodyguards!!! Me: yeah.. youre tall.. you can take care of yourself.. even when Bublé tries to snog you... MFC can be tough you know?? Mika:.. ok, what about the 158.98$ in icecream?? Me: ooh:teehee: Mika: or the 846.45? in clothes??? Me: erm.... Mika: OR THE 8759.65$ IN FODDER???? WTF??? Me:... Golden Albert needs to eat you know!!! ok, gotta to study!! bye!! ooh, and you have one month to pay the bill please... u can use American Express or something.. BYE! *hangs up* Mika: JOOOOOOOOOOOHN!!!!! I WANT BODYGUARDS!!!! ROXY HAS SOME AND IM JEALOUS!!!! is good knowing that mika will pay it... btw.... CRAP,I TRIED MY CALL TO ARRIVE BEFORE YOURS... BUT I FAILED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 *tries to find what roxane is talking about* *fails* +1. count me in! my call was anticipated!!!!! and who put Roxane in the tags!!!!!!!!!! :roftl: youre all so amazing:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 *calls mika* me: is roxane calling you?? mika: you mean "hello mika,how are you?" uh? me: pfff...no.... ok,ok.. how are you mika? mika: fine me: is roxane calling you?? mika: YOU are calling me!! me: then LEAVE THE LINE FREE!! ROXANE IS GOING TO CALL YOU!!! mika: YOU have called me!! me: right... have you missed me?? mika: since we talked last saturday.... no. me: nooooooo? mika: well... i have your flyers in my suitcase,and each time i see them,they remind me to you... so i have no time to miss you.... me: ok,hang up... wait for roxane´s call *hangs up* :roftl: hes in a touchy mood today:mf_rosetinted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippieibbie Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 is good knowing that mika will pay it... btw.... CRAP,I TRIED MY CALL TO ARRIVE BEFORE YOURS... BUT I FAILED FAIL!!!:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 :roftl: hes in a touchy mood today:mf_rosetinted: perhaps your bill is the cause... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 perhaps your bill is the cause... maybe:teehee: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 *calls mika* me: nice pic!! mika: what pic?? me: the pic.. twitter.. you know... mika: yasmine!! zuleika!! are you playing with my iphone again?? (girls screaming: noooooooo:teehee:) me: so.... your sisters have tweeted?? using your account?? cheeky... mika: me: why do they know your password?? mika: i can´t remember my own password.. i need to remember aaaaaall my lyrics... pffff... i´m just a human being me: i know all your lyrics,all nkotb lyrics,all michael jackson,eltohn john,janis joplin,creedence clearwater revival..... LYRICS,AND I REMEMBER MY PASSWORD mika: really?? have you already got a job?? i hire you!!! i need some one to remind me this important stuff:aah: me: *faints* mika: hey,you!! are you there?? well,as you are good at remembering things,i hope you remember to breath:mf_rosetinted: *hangs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippieibbie Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 *calls mika* me: nice pic!! mika: what pic?? me: the pic.. twitter.. you know... mika: yasmine!! zuleika!! are you playing with my iphone again?? (girls screaming: noooooooo:teehee:) me: so.... your sisters have tweeted?? using your account?? cheeky... mika: me: why do they know your password?? mika: i can´t remember my own password.. i need to remember aaaaaall my lyrics... pffff... i´m just a human being me: i know all your lyrics,all nkotb lyrics,all michael jackson,eltohn john,janis joplin,creedence clearwater revival..... LYRICS,AND I REMEMBER MY PASSWORD mika: really?? have you already got a job?? i hire you!!! i need some one to remind me this important stuff:aah: me: *faints* mika: hey,you!! are you there?? well,as you are good at remembering things,i hope you remember to breath:mf_rosetinted: *hangs up* haaaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet.pixie Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 I don't remember neither my passwords, nor my usser names :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 *calls mika* me: nice pic!! mika: what pic?? me: the pic.. twitter.. you know... mika: yasmine!! zuleika!! are you playing with my iphone again?? (girls screaming: noooooooo:teehee:) me: so.... your sisters have tweeted?? using your account?? cheeky... mika: me: why do they know your password?? mika: i can´t remember my own password.. i need to remember aaaaaall my lyrics... pffff... i´m just a human being me: i know all your lyrics,all nkotb lyrics,all michael jackson,eltohn john,janis joplin,creedence clearwater revival..... LYRICS,AND I REMEMBER MY PASSWORD mika: really?? have you already got a job?? i hire you!!! i need some one to remind me this important stuff:aah: me: *faints* mika: hey,you!! are you there?? well,as you are good at remembering things,i hope you remember to breath:mf_rosetinted: *hangs up* :roftl: me too me too mika!!!! i know your lyrics!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 my call was anticipated!!!!! and who put Roxane in the tags!!!!!!!!!! :roftl: youre all so amazing:roftl: I put Roxane in the tags a newbie can recognize the famous members, ok? *calls mika* me: nice pic!! mika: what pic?? me: the pic.. twitter.. you know... mika: yasmine!! zuleika!! are you playing with my iphone again??:sn eaky2: (girls screaming: noooooooo:tee hee:) me: so.... your sisters have tweeted?? using your account?? cheeky... mika::tee hee: me: why do they know your password?? mika: i can´t remember my own password.. i need to remember aaaaaall my lyrics... pffff... i´m just a human being me: i know all your lyrics,all nkotb lyrics,all michael jackson,eltohn john,janis joplin,creedence clearwater revival..... LYRICS,AND I REMEMBER MY PASSWORD :sn eaky2: mika: really?? have you already got a job?? i hire you!!! i need some one to remind me this important stuff:a ah: me: *faints* mika: hey,you!! are you there?? well,as you are good at remembering things,i hope you remember to breath:mf_rose tinted: *hangs up* Yeah, breathe! You gotta concentrate in small things to remember to breathe, like the fact that your going to live with Mika, travel with him on tour and spend every moment of your live next to him so that you can remember things for him. I thinks i just killed her. liked that call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 I put Roxane in the tags a newbie can recognize the famous members, ok? Yeah, breathe! You gotta concentrate in small things to remember to breathe, like the fact that your going to live with Mika, travel with him on tour and spend every moment of your live next to him so that you can remember things for him. I thinks i just killed her. liked that call *dies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 *mika calls A&J* mika: A&J: mika: what have you done to my new assistant??? i need her not to fail again with my lyrics A&J: it was not my fault... i just reminded her that she was about to live with you,travel with you,and spend all the time with you... i think she couldn´t resist... mika: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... ok.... i´ve always learnt from my mistakes... i need to hire THREE assistants... have you got a job right now?? A&J: MEEEE???? *tries not to faint* mika: hired:mf_rosetinted: *hangs up* *calls roxane* mika: are you good at multitasking?? roxane: what? mika: can you help me with the lyrics and at the same time tweeting nice pics of me,drooling over all my shirtless pics,pics with kids,pics with glasses,braces and all that stuff?? roxane: you are good at multistasking mika... you can do your shows,tweet,you can buy water in the airport,you can be nice to all the people at interviews and at the same time,YOU STALK ME mika: shall i hire you?? roxane: of course:mf_rosetinted: mika: hired *hangs up* *calls me* mika: are you still alive?? me: i think so... mika: ok,so,now you need to talk to roxane and A&J (by the way,what the hell means A&J?? that´s your first job. find out that.) you three will be my assistants... if i forget the lyrics in my next gig i will fire you all. don´t f*ck it up... *hangs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 *dies* * i call Mika* Me: Your a murderer *hangs up* Mika: JOOOOOHN, I THINK I NEED LAWYERS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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