A&J Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 *mika calls A&J* mika: :sne aky2: A&J: :blin k: mika: what have you done to my new assistant??? i need her not to fail again with my lyrics :sne aky2: A&J: it was not my fault... i just reminded her that she was about to live with you,travel with you,and spend all the time with you... i think she couldn´t resist...:nau ghty: mika: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... ok.... i´ve always learnt from my mistakes... i need to hire THREE assistants... have you got a job right now?? A&J: MEEEE???? *tries not to faint* mika: hired:mf_ros etinted: *hangs up* *calls roxane* mika: are you good at multitasking?? roxane: what?:bl ink: mika: can you help me with the lyrics and at the same time tweeting nice pics of me,drooling over all my shirtless pics,pics with kids,pics with glasses,braces and all that stuff?? roxane: you are good at multistasking mika... you can do your shows,tweet,you can buy water in the airport,you can be nice to all the people at interviews and at the same time,YOU STALK ME mika: shall i hire you?? roxane: of course:mf_roseti nted: mika: hired *hangs up* *calls me* mika: are you still alive?? me: i think so... mika: ok,so,now you need to talk to roxane and A&J (by the way,what the hell means A&J?? that´s your first job. find out that.) you three will be my assistants... if i forget the lyrics in my next gig i will fire you all. don´t f*ck it up... *hangs up* :roftl: How can Roxane be the only that talks to Mika and don't faint? Ok, so I'll make your job easier A is from my name, Ariane, and J is from my husbands name, Junior. I just put that everywhere, don't know why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sil Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 ring ring Mika: Hello? me: Mika: What? me: You have hired three new assistants? Mika. yeees...? me: HOW DARE YOU NOT HIRE ME? I AM A SHRINK!!!! Mika. Because..*paper noises* I don´t need a shrink...flaws make us special and unique bla bla bla...music is my therapy...bla me: Mika. ...and they will help me remember my lyrics..so me: Honey! I am a shrink, i know everything about the brain and how it works. I can teach you some brilliant mnemonic techniques ..you will never forget anything ever again Mika: really? me. So? Are you going to hire me now? Mika: Nope...I am too lazy to remember it all myself, I rather want to have assistants me. .... you are so spoiled, I am speechless Mika: Well, I was raised by seven mothers, what do you expect? me *hangs up* Mika: Mooooom? Have you already ironed my grey undies? I need them for the next gig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 ring ring Mika: Hello? me: Mika: What? me: You have hired three new assistants? Mika. yeees...? me: HOW DARE YOU NOT HIRE ME? I AM A SHRINK!!!! Mika. Because..*paper noises* I don´t need a shrink...flaws make us special and unique bla bla bla...music is my therapy...bla me: Mika. ...and they will help me remember my lyrics..so me: Honey! I am a shrink, i know everything about the brain and how it works. I can teach you some brilliant mnemonic techniques ..you will never forget anything ever again Mika: really? me. So? Are you going to hire me now? Mika: Nope...I am too lazy to remember it all myself, I rather want to have assistants me. .... you are so spoiled, I am speechless Mika: Well, I was raised by seven mothers, what do you expect? me *hangs up* Mika: Mooooom? Have you already ironed my grey undies? I need them for the next gig! you should be here more often!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rian Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 ring ring Mika: Hello? me: Mika: What? me: You have hired three new assistants? Mika. yeees...? me: HOW DARE YOU NOT HIRE ME? I AM A SHRINK!!!! Mika. Because..*paper noises* I don´t need a shrink...flaws make us special and unique bla bla bla...music is my therapy...bla me: Mika. ...and they will help me remember my lyrics..so me: Honey! I am a shrink, i know everything about the brain and how it works. I can teach you some brilliant mnemonic techniques ..you will never forget anything ever again Mika: really? me. So? Are you going to hire me now? Mika: Nope...I am too lazy to remember it all myself, I rather want to have assistants me. .... you are so spoiled, I am speechless Mika: Well, I was raised by seven mothers, what do you expect? me *hangs up* Mika: Mooooom? Have you already ironed my grey undies? I need them for the next gig! Ironing undies??? :loco: :lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sil Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Ironing undies??? :loco: :lmfao: yeah well...he has OCD...everything has to be nice and neat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 *rings Mika* Mika : hello? Me : Mika : erm... hello? Me : Mika : Are you ok? Me : *screams* YOU... HI-RE THEM B-B-BUT IGNORE M-M-M-ME!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH M-M-ME?!?! Mika : nothing... shhhhhhhh! it's ok! Me : Mika : listen... Me : *hangs up* Mika : hello??? JOOOOOOHHHHHHHNNNN! SEND GIANT LOLLIPOPS AND CANDYFLOSS TO RAINBOWGIRL AT MFC!!! John : ...from me...? Mika : NO! from me you ridiculous squirrel!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 *calls mika* me: you´re being a bad boy mika: why?? me: you just hired three of us.... we are like 20.000 fans mika: I JUST CANT HIRE ALL MY FANS... ARE YOU NUTS?? me: not all your fans... but you can do a list to see how many of us want to be hired... i know there´s a lot of work at the gigs... i saw yasmine and zuleika painting your stage at 2pm last saturday... and it was 38ºC man.. your siblings were almost dead... mika: they are cheap labour.... me: cheap?? but... you pay them,all right?? mika: me: YOU DON´T PAY THEM!!!!!! mika: me: excuse me.... ARE YOU GOING TO PAY US??????????? mika: sorry,john is calling me.... jooooooohn!! what do you waaaaant??? john: me?? nothing.... mika: yes yes... you have called me... you need me,don´t you..?? ok i´m going... john: but.. mika: I SAY THAT YOU NEED ME,IS THAT OK?? DO YOU WANT YOUR AMOUNTS DUE??? john: are you going to pay me at last?? me: mika,i think i need to read our contract of employment again,man.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 *calls mika* me: you´re being a bad boy mika: why?? me: you just hired three of us.... we are like 20.000 fans mika: I JUST CANT HIRE ALL MY FANS... ARE YOU NUTS?? me: not all your fans... but you can do a list to see how many of us want to be hired... i know there´s a lot of work at the gigs... i saw yasmine and zuleika painting your stage at 2pm last saturday... and it was 38ºC man.. your siblings were almost dead... mika: they are cheap labour.... me: cheap?? but... you pay them,all right?? mika: me: YOU DON´T PAY THEM!!!!!! mika: me: excuse me.... ARE YOU GOING TO PAY US??????????? mika: sorry,john is calling me.... jooooooohn!! what do you waaaaant??? john: me?? nothing.... mika: yes yes... you have called me... you need me,don´t you..?? ok i´m going... john: but.. mika: I SAY THAT YOU NEED ME,IS THAT OK?? DO YOU WANT YOUR AMOUNTS DUE??? john: are you going to pay me at last?? me: mika,i think i need to read our contract of employment again,man.... What do you mean he's not going to pay us? Then I.. I... Oh crap, I can't quit this job *mika calls me* Mika: I just read what you wrote, so, that means you're going to work for free? Me: I... Mika: Great. So, your first job is.... Me: I was kidding. I won't work for you for free. You're not that big *hangs up* Mika: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura* Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 My first phone call! Voice: hello? Me: Hello! Erm... OMG your voice sounds so different on the phone, well, hi, it's me, laura* from MFC, this is my first phone call to you, I'm so excited, I have just been given your number and I thought it would be nice to say hello, I mean, just to know you are ok, I'm not interested in getting to know your private stuff, no way, I hope you are not busy, because I know you are very busy, so I hope you are not rehearsing, choosing a name for your new dog, having a shower, OMG I'm so happy and I feel terribly uncomfortable, so I don't know what to say but at the same time I can't stop talking.... Voice: Who are you? Stop talking!!! Me: But Mika... Voice: Mika who? Me: You are not Mika? Voice: Listen, I found this phone last night, someone must have dropped it and I took it. You know, i-phones are so expensive... Me: :crybaby: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 :roftl:How can Roxane be the only that talks to Mika and don't faint? cause im THAT cool:mf_rosetinted: (and of course, this is my thread so i can say whatever i want! !!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 *calls mika* Me: i'd call my dog mika if i had one.. Mika: i wont call my dog mika!!! stop tweeting me!! Me: i'd call my boyfriend mika if i had one:mf_rosetinted: *hangs up* Mika::blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 today july the 16 roxane deserves this call *calls mika* me: mika i wanna talk to you mika: the last time we talk mrs. smith you reduce to me to tears... i promise you it won´t happen again:mf_rosetinted: me: ok,you have studied your lyrics,good boy... do you want a pin? mika: don´t tease me!! i just wanted you to be proud of me!! i thought you call me to check if i was working... but.. hey ... that´s your work... YOU have to make ME remember my lyrics!! me: i´m not callling you for that. i just have a question. mika: i´ve told you several times about the naked gig... me: no naked gig this time man.. you are too much skinny.. now we don´t want a naked gig.. pfff... i just want to know... HAVE YOU GOT ANYGIRLFRIEND RIGHT NOW?' mika: .... wot???? IT´NOT YOUR BUSSINESS!!! me: i know.. but roxane is thinking about naming his boyfriend mika... and i have thought... "hey,she could choose mika,so she wouldn´t need to change his name" mika: and you have thought all by yourself,uh?? you must be tired of so much thinking:mf_rosetinted: me: don´t be rude again!! do you want to be his boyfriend or what?? mika: i´m quite far from canada.... me: it doesn´t matter. just say yes. mika: will she turn crazy or something like that? i mean,if i say yes... will she begin to bother me talking about living together,having babies or stuff like that?? me: no. she just wants to have a boyfriend. and i just want to help her to make her life easier. so,what do you say?? mika: ok:mf_rosetinted: *hangs up* now,mika has a girlfriend:mf_rosetinted: *waits for a new thread open* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 today july the 16 roxane deserves this call *calls mika* me: mika i wanna talk to you mika: the last time we talk mrs. smith you reduce to me to tears... i promise you it won´t happen again:mf_rosetinted: me: ok,you have studied your lyrics,good boy... do you want a pin? mika: don´t tease me!! i just wanted you to be proud of me!! i thought you call me to check if i was working... but.. hey ... that´s your work... YOU have to make ME remember my lyrics!! me: i´m not callling you for that. i just have a question. mika: i´ve told you several times about the naked gig... me: no naked gig this time man.. you are too much skinny.. now we don´t want a naked gig.. pfff... i just want to know... HAVE YOU GOT ANYGIRLFRIEND RIGHT NOW?' mika: .... wot???? IT´NOT YOUR BUSSINESS!!! me: i know.. but roxane is thinking about naming his boyfriend mika... and i have thought... "hey,she could choose mika,so she wouldn´t need to change his name" mika: and you have thought all by yourself,uh?? you must be tired of so much thinking:mf_rosetinted: me: don´t be rude again!! do you want to be his boyfriend or what?? mika: i´m quite far from canada.... me: it doesn´t matter. just say yes. mika: will she turn crazy or something like that? i mean,if i say yes... will she begin to bother me talking about living together,having babies or stuff like that?? me: no. she just wants to have a boyfriend. and i just want to help her to make her life easier. so,what do you say?? mika: ok:mf_rosetinted: *hangs up* now,mika has a girlfriend:mf_rosetinted: *waits for a new thread open* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *opens her own Mika entertains a lady in Canada thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 *calls me* Me: Hello? Mika: they gave me a girlfriend.. Me: who is this?? Mika: I just wanted to be happy with my dog.. Me: hello?? who are you? Mika: Tell them I just want my dog, okay?? Me: Sure, but who and from whom is this message?? Mika: Thanks.. *hangs up* Me: huh?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 *calls me* Me: Hello? Mika: they gave me a girlfriend.. Me: who is this?? Mika: I just wanted to be happy with my dog.. Me: hello?? who are you? Mika: Tell them I just want my dog, okay?? Me: Sure, but who and from whom is this message?? Mika: Thanks.. *hangs up* Me: huh?? after this conversation... DO YOU STILL WANT TO SAVE MIKA??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 *calls me* Me: Hello? Mika: they gave me a girlfriend.. Me: who is this?? Mika: I just wanted to be happy with my dog.. Me: hello?? who are you? Mika: Tell them I just want my dog, okay?? Me: Sure, but who and from whom is this message?? Mika: Thanks.. *hangs up* Me: huh?? too late:mf_rosetinted: he said yes:mf_rosetinted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 after this conversation... DO YOU STILL WANT TO SAVE MIKA??? sure, why not?? wish I could help that poor guy who called me too.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 too late:mf_rosetinted: he said yes:mf_rosetinted: he didn't say anything.. you pushed him.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 too late:mf_rosetinted: he said yes:mf_rosetinted: yes he did:mf_rosetinted: now you are the woman of the house. choose yourself the name of the dog,roxy... you know.. men are not able to choose a good name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 he didn't say anything.. you pushed him.. it was me:mf_rosetinted: but i didn´t push him... he asked for somethings as not talking about babies or stuff like that,and finally he said yes:mf_rosetinted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 he didn't say anything.. you pushed him.. i didnt:mf_rosetinted: Rosa did:mf_rosetinted: yes he did:mf_rosetinted: now you are the woman of the house. choose yourself the name of the dog,roxy... you know.. men are not able to choose a good name... ok, ill come up with a goooood name.. *moves into Mika's flat with Golden Albert* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 sure, why not?? wish I could help that poor guy who called me too.. and what a call!!! the man really needs help!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikalollipop_karla Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 cof cof ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 cof cof ..... weddings gifts can be left in the living room.. thanks:mf_rosetinted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippieibbie Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 @roxy, can i be your bridesmaid?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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