Lady Mika Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 his..erm,. humm I mean MY temperature Im sick..I was sick... for 5 minutes Yeah,I know why you were too hot:mf_rosetinted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 *I call Mika* Me: So, how you're gonna call it? Mika: Call what? Me: The hospital, dã. Mika: What hospital? Me: ¬¬ The one you'll make for us, your fans. Mika: Why should I do a hospital for... Me: OH MY GOD. I, I, I just saw the Hugo Boss pic, and it's for real, and, and... OOOOH, Brian, Queen, you're, you're with him and I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S FOR REAL, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY AND Mika: Hello? HELLO? JOOOOOHN, HELP HERE, WHAT SHOULD I DO, I THINK SHE'S DEAD John: Don't know... cut your hair, maybe that'll bring her back from the fangurl dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerLujka Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 John: Don't know... cut your hair epic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trix the Mubbin Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 (edited) Me: *calls up Mika innocently* Mika: Hello? Me: *hisses in a whisper* Liar. Mika: Bryce? What are you talking about? Me: *in my normal voice* You said you're "the bee". If you were really the bee, you'd have answerd with "buzz" instead. Mika: You aren't going to torture me about this like you did with the kilt, are you? Me: Wait. One question... Would your species be a boose or a mee? And would you look like a miniature moose with a stinger and wings, or a really large bee with antlers???? Mika: ... I really don't know. And that was two. Me: Well either way... you better live up to your creature names. Moose are weird, you've got the weird covered... But bees are dangerous. You're cute and cuddly. Sometimes a bitch, sure, but mostly cute and cuddly, like a panda. Mika: I can be dangerous! Me: Sure, sure... I'll be here when you lie. Picking them all up. Memorizing them... spreading the truth... I'm watching you Penniman. *hangs up* Mika: ... MMMOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!! I HAVE A STALKEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!! *runs off, locking doors and closing blinds and turning off lights* Edited February 26, 2011 by Trix the Mubbin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toy_girl_mika96 Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 *calls Mika* Mika: WOOOOF! Me: But I thought you were a bee? Mika: I'm a dog, now. Me: MEOW! Mika: I thought you were a butterfly? Me: Nope. I'm a cat. :3 Mika: Ummm.. Okay then, BUZZZZ! Me: But I thought you were a dog? Mika: I'm a bee, now. Me: *silent* Mika: Hello? Are you still here? Me: I was a butterfly, butterflies don't make noise Mika: You're confusing me. Me: You're confusing me too. Mika: Who ya gonna call? Me: GHOSTBUSTERS. Mika: Well.. I actually wanted you to say the Queen bee.. but okay. Me: Aloha Mika: Now you're Hawaiian? Me: Au revoir! Mika: French? Me: *hangs up* I got bored, so I made a phone conversation, it makes no sense whatsoever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atreyu Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 *I call Mika* Me: So, how you're gonna call it? Mika: Call what? :blink : Me: The hospital, dã. Mika: What hospital? :blink : Me: ¬¬ The one you'll make for us, your fans. Mika: Why should I do a hospital for... Me: OH MY GOD. I, I, I just saw the Hugo Boss pic, and it's for real, and, and... OOOOH, Brian, Queen, you're, you're with him and I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S FOR REAL, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY AND Mika: Hello? HELLO? JOOOOOHN, HELP HERE, WHAT SHOULD I DO, I THINK SHE'S DEAD :shocked : John: Don't know... cut your hair, maybe that'll bring her back from the fangurl dying. : mf_rosetinted : :roftl: Me: *calls up Mika innocently*Mika: Hello? Me: *hisses in a whisper* Liar. Mika: Bryce? What are you talking about? Me: *in my normal voice* You said you're "the bee". If you were really the bee, you'd have answerd with "buzz" instead. Mika: You aren't going to torture me about this like you did with the kilt, are you? Me: Wait. One question... Would your species be a boose or a mee? And would you look like a miniature moose with a stinger and wings, or a really large bee with antlers???? Mika: :blink :... :lmfao : I really don't know. And that was two. Me: Well either way... you better live up to your creature names. Moose are weird, you've got the weird covered... But bees are dangerous. You're cute and cuddly. Sometimes a bitch, sure, but mostly cute and cuddly, like a panda. Mika: I can be dangerous! Me: Sure, sure... I'll be here when you lie. Picking them all up. Memorizing them... spreading the truth... I'm watching you Penniman. *hangs up* Mika: ... MMMOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!! I HAVE A STALKEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!! *runs off, locking doors and closing blinds and turning off lights* @"I'm wathing you Penniman" *calls Mika* Mika: WOOOOF! Me: But I thought you were a bee? Mika: I'm a dog, now. Me: MEOW! Mika: I thought you were a butterfly? Me: Nope. I'm a cat. :3 Mika: Ummm.. Okay then, BUZZZZ! Me: But I thought you were a dog? Mika: I'm a bee, now. Me: *silent* Mika: Hello? Are you still here? Me: I was a butterfly, butterflies don't make noise Mika: You're confusing me. Me: You're confusing me too. Mika: Who ya gonna call? Me: GHOSTBUSTERS. Mika: Well.. I actually wanted you to say the Queen bee.. but okay. Me: Aloha Mika: Now you're Hawaiian? Me: Au revoir! Mika: French? Me: *hangs up* I got bored, so I made a phone conversation, it makes no sense whatsoever :naughty: that's bets explenation so far for the sudden change of animal:aah: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 Thanks *-* And, :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted February 27, 2011 Author Share Posted February 27, 2011 *calls mika* me: jfzkgcoyshxyoclhxoyxl!!!!!!!!!!!! Mika: Me: oydohcotslhxydhc!!!! Mika: hello? John? Did you take funny but odd pills again? Me: noooooooooooo YOU ARE Mika:golden!!! Me: no!!!!! IN MONTREAL!!!! youre here!!!!! Mika: oh, its da crazy fangurl. Hi:mf_rosetinted: Me: hiiiiii youre here!!! Right beside my house!!!! IN MY CITY!!! Mika: riight ok bye Me: NO WAIT!!! where are you? Mika: in Montreal, you just said it... youre lost girl. Me: i mean where?!?!?!? :aah:I wanna see you!! Mika: no way:mf_rosetinted: Me: why??? Mika: what will you even do if you see me??? Youll just fangurl! Me: no i wont Mika: really? Pretend im beside you now... Me: !!!!!!! Mika: see?*hangs up* JOOOOOHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN LETS GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE SHE STALKS ALL THE HOTELS IN MONTREAL!!!!! and dont you dare putting me bee outfit on. It only fits me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 *calls mika*me: jfzkgcoyshxyoclhxoyxl!!!!!!!!!!!! Mika: Me: oydohcotslhxydhc!!!! Mika: hello? John? Did you take funny but odd pills again? Me: noooooooooooo YOU ARE Mika:golden!!! Me: no!!!!! IN MONTREAL!!!! youre here!!!!! Mika: oh, its da crazy fangurl. Hi:mf_rosetinted: Me: hiiiiii youre here!!! Right beside my house!!!! IN MY CITY!!! Mika: riight ok bye Me: NO WAIT!!! where are you? Mika: in Montreal, you just said it... youre lost girl. Me: i mean where?!?!?!? :aah:I wanna see you!! Mika: no way:mf_rosetinted: Me: why??? Mika: what will you even do if you see me??? Youll just fangurl! Me: no i wont Mika: really? Pretend im beside you now... Me: !!!!!!! Mika: see?*hangs up* JOOOOOHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN LETS GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE SHE STALKS ALL THE HOTELS IN MONTREAL!!!!! and dont you dare putting me bee outfit on. It only fits me LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 *calls mika*me: jfzkgcoyshxyoclhxoyxl!!!!!!!!!!!! Mika: Me: oydohcotslhxydhc!!!! Mika: hello? John? Did you take funny but odd pills again? Me: noooooooooooo YOU ARE Mika:golden!!! Me: no!!!!! IN MONTREAL!!!! youre here!!!!! Mika: oh, its da crazy fangurl. Hi:mf_rosetinted: Me: hiiiiii youre here!!! Right beside my house!!!! IN MY CITY!!! Mika: riight ok bye Me: NO WAIT!!! where are you? Mika: in Montreal, you just said it... youre lost girl. Me: i mean where?!?!?!? :aah:I wanna see you!! Mika: no way:mf_rosetinted: Me: why??? Mika: what will you even do if you see me??? Youll just fangurl! Me: no i wont Mika: really? Pretend im beside you now... Me: !!!!!!! Mika: see?*hangs up* JOOOOOHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN LETS GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE SHE STALKS ALL THE HOTELS IN MONTREAL!!!!! and dont you dare putting me bee outfit on. It only fits me How many hotels have you stalked so far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 How many hotels have you stalked so far? all of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 all of them So she must have found him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 So she must have found him... no. she just stalked the hall. do you really think Mika is sitting in the hall of the hotels?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 no. she just stalked the hall. do you really think Mika is sitting in the hall of the hotels?? I dunno where he sits at hotels, but be sure he doesn't hang around much at the halls...i know, right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 I dunno where he sits at hotels, but be sure he doesn't hang around much at the halls...i know, right... not even when he wants fresh products :mf_rosetinted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted February 27, 2011 Author Share Posted February 27, 2011 How many hotels have you stalked so far? (a few) when ill find it, ill send fresh products to his room:mf_rosetinted: thats the technique:mf_rosetinted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 not even when he wants fresh products :mf_rosetinted: Exactly! (a few) when ill find it, ill send fresh products to his room:mf_rosetinted: thats the technique:mf_rosetinted: Be sure they're veeeeeeeeery fresh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted February 27, 2011 Author Share Posted February 27, 2011 Exactly! Be sure they're veeeeeeeeery fresh.... and ill mention it at the counter:mf_rosetinted: maybe if i say its ice cream i'd be even faster:mf_rosetinted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissPie Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 ok, credits go to Ingie who gave me the idea:tee hee: (shes amazing:mf_ros etinted:) LOL!!!! :ro ftl: MORE! Pwease? Pwetty pwease? With something you like on top? :rof tl: (Calls Mika) Me: OMG Justin Bieber got a haircut! Mika: He didn't get a haircut? Me: How do you know? Mika: I know him. . . that kid's annoying. Me: Indeed he is, but how did he not cut his hair? Mika: He dyed it invisible. Me: OOOOOOh! Mika: Yeah. Me: I should really go. Mika: Yeah I should too, I've got 50 calls waiting. . . Me: Oh, the life of a pop star. I'm stuck doing homework. . . Mika: Lets not end unhappy! OMG Justin Beiber! Me: OMG Justin Beiber! Blech! :ro ftl: *calls Mika* Me: OMG JUSTIN BIEBER GOT A NEW HAIRCUT!:shocke d: Mika: Yes I know But I got a new haircut waaaaaay before that kid got one Me: Yeah ... But his new haircut is an improvement ... Yours isn't ... :teeh ee: Mika: :shocke d::shocke d: Me: Sorry :teeh ee: *hangs up* Mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOOM GET SOME GLUE AND SOMS CURLS! I NEED MY OLD HAIRCUT BACK! just...:floor: Every single one of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopsterjazz Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 (calls Mika) Me: David Pietro? Mika: Who? Me: You? Mika: No. I'm a British pop star, who appearantly you like to call. Me: Oh. I was trying to talk to an amazing saxiphonist, not a pop-star. . . but maybe you can help me! Mika: Maybe. Me: Do you know anything about flutes? Mika: Honey, I'm a singer. No flutes, just singing and piano tinkling. Me: Oh, how about math? Mika: Left school. Me: So. . . no then? Mika: Yeah. Me: What's the square root of x tim-- Mika: I meant "yeah" meaning no! Me: Oh, well, uh, bye then! (hangs up) Mika: JOHNNNNNNNN Oi! How do we block people on this thing?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary* Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 *Mika calls me* Mika: me: what?? Mika: It was me in that Hugo pic are you going to believe I´m true? me: no Mika: why not?? me: I need to check it myself Mika: ok.... JOOOOOOOOHN!!! THIS TIME I´M GONNA DO THAT BEDROOM GIG FOR REAL!! THIS GIRL IS NOT LAUGHING AT ME ANYMORE!! *John calls me* John: At least you are laughing at him once again... he´s gonna do that bedroom gig... me: of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerLujka Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 *Mika calls me* Mika: me: what?? Mika: It was me in that Hugo pic are you going to believe I´m true? me: no Mika: why not?? me: I need to check it myself Mika: ok.... JOOOOOOOOHN!!! THIS TIME I´M GONNA DO THAT BEDROOM GIG FOR REAL!! THIS GIRL IS NOT LAUGHING AT ME ANYMORE!! *John calls me* John: At least you are laughing at him once again... he´s gonna do that bedroom gig... me: of course I hope Mika enjoys talking to you as much as we enjoy reading your calls but I don't buy the story that it's all fictional.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 I hope Mika enjoys talking to you as much as we enjoy reading your calls but I don't buy the story that it's all fictional.. It´s just because it´s not fictional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerLujka Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 It´s just because it´s not fictional I knew it I don't have his number, will you say hi from me next time you call him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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