Efriani Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 (calls Mika) Me: You know what? College isn't pleasant. Mika: Which is why I dropped out. . . uh, who are you? Me: That, is on a need to know basis. But, thanks for the advice! (hangs up) Mika: Wait! No, that's not what I. . . JJOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHNNNNNNN! FIX MY PROBLEMS!!! and JOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN! Get us an answering machine while you're at it, I don't want angry parents calling me!!!!! Dropped out and blame it on MIKA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Oh it´s been a while since I was here! *calls Mika* Me:Your fans got crazy. Mika: What for? Me: EMD video. Mika: Again? Me: Not, still. They´re so frustrated that you aren´t in the video. Mika: Well, I wasn´t in Lollipop and ... Me: SHH! Listen. *whispers secretly* they think that old man in the vid is YOU! Mika: *hangs up* Mika: NO NO NO NO NOOOOO! I´M YOUNG HANDSOME TALL AND I´D NEVER DANCE LIKE THAT! JOOOOHN PLEASE TELL THEM IT´S NOT ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trix the Mubbin Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Oh it´s been a while since I was here! *calls Mika* Me:Your fans got crazy. Mika: What for? Me: EMD video. Mika: Again? Me: Not, still. They´re so frustrated that you aren´t in the video. Mika: Well, I wasn´t in Lollipop and ... Me: SHH! Listen. *whispers secretly* they think that old man in the vid is YOU! Mika: *hangs up* Mika: NO NO NO NO NOOOOO! I´M YOUNG HANDSOME TALL AND I´D NEVER DANCE LIKE THAT! JOOOOHN PLEASE TELL THEM IT´S NOT ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njloverqoj Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Oh it´s been a while since I was here! *calls Mika* Me:Your fans got crazy. Mika: What for? Me: EMD video. Mika: Again? Me: Not, still. They´re so frustrated that you aren´t in the video. Mika: Well, I wasn´t in Lollipop and ... Me: SHH! Listen. *whispers secretly* they think that old man in the vid is YOU! Mika: *hangs up* Mika: NO NO NO NO NOOOOO! I´M YOUNG HANDSOME TALL AND I´D NEVER DANCE LIKE THAT! JOOOOHN PLEASE TELL THEM IT´S NOT ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary* Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Oh it´s been a while since I was here! *calls Mika* Me:Your fans got crazy. Mika: What for? Me: EMD video. Mika: Again? Me: Not, still. They´re so frustrated that you aren´t in the video. Mika: Well, I wasn´t in Lollipop and ... Me: SHH! Listen. *whispers secretly* they think that old man in the vid is YOU! Mika: *hangs up* Mika: NO NO NO NO NOOOOO! I´M YOUNG HANDSOME TALL AND I´D NEVER DANCE LIKE THAT! JOOOOHN PLEASE TELL THEM IT´S NOT ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njloverqoj Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Last time didn't work so well.... let's try again! *phone rings* M: Melachi!!! Get your paws OFF of my statements about EMD, I NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT I WASN'T IN IT!!!! G: er.... Hello? Mika? M: Oh, hi! *whispers rather loudly* For god's sake, this better not be an MFC fan, I'm considering getting a restraining order from them. G: And I thought you cared about us... guess I was wrong. M: *thinking: S*** S*** S***!!!!* Hey there hun, sorry about that. I've been in a really horrible mood since... G: since Miss.roxy told you about the old man, I know about that. Doesn't give u the right to be mean. i mean, the last time I called, you were crying and being kinda bipolar. M:Wait, you were the fan who was crying on the phone that time? G-d, sorry darling. That was just.... tour things that were kinda bothering me. pressure isnt pretty. But let's talk of happier things! Are u a new fan? G: *thinking: oooook...* See, this is the Mika that I wub! I'm njloverqoj and a fan of urs as of 5/24/11. BTW.... WHEN ARE YOU EVER COMING TO FLORIDA?!?!?!?!!?!!!! M: You actually remember the date? Impressive... I WANT TO GO THERE AND NOT TO JUST PRODUCE SONGS!! John just doesn't like it for some odd reason. G: How can he not? We're awesome! and I've never been able to see u Wait, I have a week before school... come over here!!! *2 days later* M: Mon cheri, how 'bout you take me around your town. We could go to the beach.... *a few hours later* So, where's a good place for dinner? G: Mon cher Mika, pourrions-nous aller quelque part pour manger au centre-ville? Il y a un plat merveilleux là-bas s'appelle ... "Poulet Piccata" ... M: Mmm… combien délicieux…. : G: M+G: *at home a few hours later* : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Last time didn't work so well.... let's try again! *phone rings* M: Melachi!!! Get your paws OFF of my statements about EMD, I NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT I WASN'T IN IT!!!! G: :blin k: er.... Hello? Mika? M: Oh, hi! *whispers rather loudly* For god's sake, this better not be an MFC fan, I'm considering getting a restraining order from them. G: And I thought you cared about us... guess I was wrong. M: *thinking: S*** S*** S***!!!!* Hey there hun, sorry about that. I've been in a really horrible mood since... G: since Miss.roxy told you about the old man, I know about that. Doesn't give u the right to be mean. i mean, the last time I called, you were crying and being kinda bipolar. M:Wait, you were the fan who was crying on the phone that time? G-d, sorry darling. That was just.... tour things that were kinda bothering me. pressure isnt pretty. But let's talk of happier things! Are u a new fan? G: *thinking: oooook...* See, this is the Mika that I wub! I'm njloverqoj and a fan of urs as of 5/24/11. BTW.... WHEN ARE YOU EVER COMING TO FLORIDA?!?!?!?!!?!!!! M: You actually remember the date? Impressive... I WANT TO GO THERE AND NOT TO JUST PRODUCE SONGS!! John just doesn't like it for some odd reason. G: How can he not? We're awesome! and I've never been able to see u Wait, I have a week before school... come over here!!! *2 days later* M: Mon cheri, how 'bout you take me around your town. We could go to the beach.... *a few hours later* So, where's a good place for dinner? G: Mon cher Mika, pourrions-nous aller quelque part pour manger au centre-ville? Il y a un plat merveilleux là-bas s'appelle ... "Poulet Piccata" ... M: Mmm… combien délicieux…. : G: M+G: *at home a few hours later* : Oh you´re such a freak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted August 19, 2011 Author Share Posted August 19, 2011 :shocked:!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaya Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Oh it´s been a while since I was here! *calls Mika* Me:Your fans got crazy. Mika: What for? Me: EMD video. Mika: Again? Me: Not, still. They´re so frustrated that you aren´t in the video. Mika: Well, I wasn´t in Lollipop and ... Me: SHH! Listen. *whispers secretly* they think that old man in the vid is YOU! Mika: *hangs up* Mika: NO NO NO NO NOOOOO! I´M YOUNG HANDSOME TALL AND I´D NEVER DANCE LIKE THAT! JOOOOHN PLEASE TELL THEM IT´S NOT ME! Aww poor meeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted August 19, 2011 Author Share Posted August 19, 2011 *mika calls me* mika: you didnt call me for my bday:shun: me: *searching through papers, working on internship, doing 10000 things at the same time* huh wot? mika: WOT????? YOU DIDNT CALL ME YESTERDAY:aah: me: oh.. ive been busy.. mika: YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO BE BUSY!! Rule number one of the MFC handbook: Thou shall not have another occupation other than drooling and fangurling over me!!!!!!!! me::shocked:you have a handbook? mika: OF COURSE!!! Rule number 6 is cool:Thou shall bring DA popstar 14 gifts each during M&G me: you added that yourself huh? btw, that bow looks cute on you... just sayin... mika:. *takes off pink bow* sooooooooooo.... me: is that you in your video disguised as an old man??? mika:.... ..... how... ... *hangs up* JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN FORGET ABOUT DA OLD MANS MAKEUP FOR WHEN I GO TO WEIRD PYJAMA PARTIES!!! DA FANGURLS STILL RECOGNIZE ME!! John:.... FFS... *stops painting wig in gray* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaya Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Last time didn't work so well.... let's try again! *phone rings* M: Melachi!!! Get your paws OFF of my statements about EMD, I NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT I WASN'T IN IT!!!! G: :bli nk: er.... Hello? Mika? M: Oh, hi! *whispers rather loudly* For god's sake, this better not be an MFC fan, I'm considering getting a restraining order from them. G: And I thought you cared about us... guess I was wrong. M: *thinking: S*** S*** S***!!!!* Hey there hun, sorry about that. I've been in a really horrible mood since... G: since Miss.roxy told you about the old man, I know about that. Doesn't give u the right to be mean. i mean, the last time I called, you were crying and being kinda bipolar. M:Wait, you were the fan who was crying on the phone that time? G-d, sorry darling. That was just.... tour things that were kinda bothering me. pressure isnt pretty. But let's talk of happier things! Are u a new fan? G: *thinking: oooook...* See, this is the Mika that I wub! I'm njloverqoj and a fan of urs as of 5/24/11. BTW.... WHEN ARE YOU EVER COMING TO FLORIDA?!?!?!?!!?!!!! M: You actually remember the date? Impressive... I WANT TO GO THERE AND NOT TO JUST PRODUCE SONGS!! John just doesn't like it for some odd reason. G: How can he not? We're awesome! and I've never been able to see u Wait, I have a week before school... come over here!!! *2 days later* M: Mon cheri, how 'bout you take me around your town. We could go to the beach.... *a few hours later* So, where's a good place for dinner? G: Mon cher Mika, pourrions-nous aller quelque part pour manger au centre-ville? Il y a un plat merveilleux là-bas s'appelle ... "Poulet Piccata" ... M: Mmm… combien délicieux…. : G: M+G: *at home a few hours later* : You crazy girl, I've never read a phone call which ended like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 *mika calls me*mika: you didnt call me for my bday:shun: me: *searching through papers, working on internship, doing 10000 things at the same time* huh wot? mika: WOT????? YOU DIDNT CALL ME YESTERDAY:aah: me: oh.. ive been busy.. mika: YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO BE BUSY!! Rule number one of the MFC handbook: Thou shall not have another occupation other than drooling and fangurling over me!!!!!!!! me::shocked:you have a handbook? mika: OF COURSE!!! Rule number 6 is cool:Thou shall bring DA popstar 14 gifts each during M&G me: you added that yourself huh? btw, that bow looks cute on you... just sayin... mika:. *takes off pink bow* sooooooooooo.... me: is that you in your video disguised as an old man??? mika:.... ..... how... ... *hangs up* JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN FORGET ABOUT DA OLD MANS MAKEUP FOR WHEN I GO TO WEIRD PYJAMA PARTIES!!! DA FANGURLS STILL RECOGNIZE ME!! John:.... FFS... *stops painting wig in gray* LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I missed you here a lot!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted August 19, 2011 Author Share Posted August 19, 2011 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I missed you here a lot!!!!! me too *mika calls* mika: ME TOO!! me:... please.. im hugging rosa.. call later:mf_rosetinted:*hangs up* mika: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNN DA MFCERS CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT EACH OTHER!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 me too *mika calls* mika: ME TOO!! me:... please.. im hugging rosa.. call later:mf_rosetinted:*hangs up* mika: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNN DA MFCERS CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT EACH OTHER!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA *Mika calls me* Mika: and why are you laughing now at??? me: you mind? I´m busy Mika: but... it´s me... me: here,here,Meeks.... go entertain some weird people at the pyjamas party... I´ll call you later.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted August 19, 2011 Author Share Posted August 19, 2011 WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA *Mika calls me* Mika: and why are you laughing now at??? me: you mind? I´m busy Mika: but... it´s me... me: here,here,Meeks.... go entertain some weird people at the pyjamas party... I´ll call you later.... :roftl::roftl: mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I MISS DA FANGURLS!!!!! mikas mom: *huggings mfcers* wait sweetie im busy:pinkbow: mika:*deletes mfc* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 :r oftl::rof tl::ro ftl::rof tl::ro ftl: mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I MISS DA FANGURLS!!!!! mikas mom: *huggings mfcers* wait sweetie im busy:pinkbow: mika:*deletes mfc* Mika´s mom: what are you doing? Mika: It´s my fanclub and I do what I want Mika´s mom: ok honey... next gig you´ll appear naked They´re my fabrics and I´ll do what i want Mika: :shocked: MFC: :yay: WE LOVE YOU MAMAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted August 19, 2011 Author Share Posted August 19, 2011 Mika´s mom: what are you doing? Mika: It´s my fanclub and I do what I want Mika´s mom: ok honey... next gig you´ll appear naked They´re my fabrics and I´ll do what i want Mika: :shocked: MFC: :y ay: :ya y: WE LOVE YOU MAMAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roftl::roftl: *prepares camera* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 oh my god, Roxy and Rosa, have I ever mentioned how much I love you? *Mika calls me* Mika: Lucy, it´s me! Me: Oh my, I don´t have a time I´m just saving my video from your birthday!! Mika: ... WHAT???? Me: Calm down, I made my own party to celebrate your birthday. Mika: Can you show me? Me: Oh could you please bother someone else, I´m really busy now! and I need to put in to MFC first. *hangs up* Mika: JOOOOHN.. I NEED MY PASSWORD FOR MY MFC ACCOUNT! John: ........AstroBoy........... *gets annoyed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 oh my god, Roxy and Rosa, have I ever mentioned how much I love you? *Mika calls me* Mika: Lucy, it´s me! Me: Oh my, I don´t have a time I´m just saving my video from your birthday!! Mika: ... WHAT???? Me: Calm down, I made my own party to celebrate your birthday. Mika: Can you show me? Me: Oh could you please bother someone else, I´m really busy now! and I need to put in to MFC first. *hangs up* Mika: JOOOOHN.. I NEED MY PASSWORD FOR MY MFC ACCOUNT! John: ........AstroBoy........... *gets annoyed* LOL if you just read our convos on msn....:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary* Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 OMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte_ Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 *calls Mika* Me: so you haven't recieved much birthday calls, have you? Mika: uhh .. my mum called me? Me: Yeah sure Mika: Why are you MFCers all so cruel to me? Me: We're not cruel, we're mad. Mika: MAD? At me? -puppy eyes- Me: Why are you not in the EMD clip? Mika: Oh, so that's it? But But But ... Me: Mika: Okay, I'll admit. I didn't want you guys to take embarrassing snaps of me like in the WAG clip. Me: No embarrassing snaps, no fanclub Mika: What do I have to do to get my fangurls back? Me: you still have an English EMD version... Mika: *sigh* JOOOOOHN CALL A CAMERA TEAM AND QUICK! EVERYTHING FOR THA FANGURLS MFC: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary* Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 *calls Mika* Me: so you haven't recieved much birthday calls, have you? Mika: uhh .. my mum called me? Me: Yeah sure Mika: Why are you MFCers all so cruel to me? Me: We're not cruel, we're mad. Mika: MAD? At me? -puppy eyes- Me: Why are you not in the EMD clip? Mika: Oh, so that's it? But But But ... Me: Mika: Okay, I'll admit. I didn't want you guys to take embarrassing snaps of me like in the WAG clip. Me: No embarrassing snaps, no fanclub Mika: What do I have to do to get my fangurls back? Me: you still have an English EMD version... Mika: *sigh* JOOOOOHN CALL A CAMERA TEAM AND QUICK! EVERYTHING FOR THA FANGURLS MFC: HAHAHHA!!!! yes mika yes! you MUST do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerLujka Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 *calls Mika* Me: so you haven't recieved much birthday calls, have you? Mika: uhh .. my mum called me? MFC: That's cos you don't go to Tweeter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 MFC: That's cos you don't go to Tweeter! +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nenartus Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Why haven't I seen this thread before? It's hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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