basicamenteyo Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 *mika calls me* mika: WTF????? me: i´ve done nothing! mika: no! not you! but.... have you seen new bienie´s avatar?????? i think she´s fangurling over other guy.... me: wot?? why do you think so just by watching her new avatar? mika: are you dumb?? if she is using an avvie without mika´s pic,but any-other-guy´s pic... me: hey you!! you are the dumb now!!! that is you!!!! WITH THE PIC THAT I MOST HATE FROM YOU!! mika: that is NOT ME!!!! me: of course it is!!!! you with your f*cking rolled up pants!! mika: that was..... me??? for sure?? me: i´m not gonna post the pic,mika... be sure... but believe me,it IS you... *sends mika an e-mail with the pic* mika:FFS!!!!! i look... HORRIBLE!! me: why did you wear those pants?? mika:........ oh,i remember.... wait,it was not my fault... i remember looking at me in the mirror,and i looked stunning.....but.. the mirror wasn´t loooooong enough,so,i couldn´t see my feet.... that was what happened... me: so,you regret.... mika: of course... i don´t recognise myself in that pic.... me: ok,i absolve you:mf_rosetinted: mika:... ... me: mika: puag,don´t kiss me.... i´m sick *hangs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 *Mika calls me* Mika: Can you please take care of This when I'm on tour?? Me: No, sorry, I can't take care fo That.. Mika: This, not That.. Me: Listen up, Mister... If she's with you, she's This to you, but to me she's That. As soon as she moves to me, she'll be This to me and That to you.. unless you are coming too, then she'll be This for both of us.. Mika: You are confusing me.. Me: If This is confusing, just try That, it helps.. *hangs up* Mika: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaire14 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 *Mika calls me* Mika: Can you please take care of This when I'm on tour?? Me: No, sorry, I can't take care fo That.. Mika: This, not That.. Me: Listen up, Mister... If she's with you, she's This to you, but to me she's That. As soon as she moves to me, she'll be This to me and That to you.. unless you are coming too, then she'll be This for both of us.. Mika: You are confusing me.. Me: If This is confusing, just try That, it helps.. *hangs up* Mika: Muhahahahaahhaaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 Because Rosa begged me:mf_rosetinted: *calls mika* Me: yo, i think you should call Kath... Mika: Why?? Me: cause... *hangs up* Mika: im not a calling center!!! ... ... ... *mika calls you* Mika: hello, I'm Mika and i'm a maniac.. You: HELLO!! Mika:.. so, John stalks the MFC for me and told me you were gonna hand me something in Edinburgh... You... maybe Mika:So, i wanted to log in to see what it was with my VERY anonymus account "I'mnotmika" but i forgot my password... i tried EVERYTHING: Gertrude, ILOVEMFC, imgettingadogsoon, iloveandy, imdyslexic but nothing works!! !! You: Mika: tell me what it is... You: nop!! its a surprise!! Mika: COMON!!! Roxy keeps teasing me about it!! she tells me its amazing and cute and great and i wanna know!! You: nop... Mika:... ill give you a shirtless pic... You: no Mika: autograph? You: no... Mika: a kiss?? You:... nop Mika: I'M YOUR FREKKING POPSTAR!!! TELL ME!! You: ... are you gonna do Sweet Dreams? Mika: ... ok You: Shirtless? Mika: ... alright You: just for me? Mika: NO! You: ok, then!! youll have to wait!!! Mika: ill find my password... You: you have no memory... my gift will be awesome for you *hangs up* Mika:... JOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN!!!!! John:... yes?? Mika: i forgot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopsterjazz Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 *calls Mika* Me: Hey, I wanna talk to you. Mika: But the last time we talked- Me: Oh hush! Mika: But it's such a catchy song. Me: You're so in to yourself aren't you? Mika: What do you mean? Me: You always brag about yourself in these calls. And you always change the subject to yourself when someone wants to talk about. . . say, your dog. Mika: Oh. That. Me: Yep. That. But you know what? Mika: What? Me: I'm ok with that. *hangs up* Mika: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Because Rosa begged me:mf_rosetinted: *calls mika* Me: yo, i think you should call Kath... Mika: Why?? Me: cause... *hangs up* Mika: im not a calling center!!! ... ... ... *mika calls you* Mika: hello, I'm Mika and i'm a maniac.. You: HELLO!! Mika:.. so, John stalks the MFC for me and told me you were gonna hand me something in Edinburgh... You... maybe Mika:So, i wanted to log in to see what it was with my VERY anonymus account "I'mnotmika" but i forgot my password... i tried EVERYTHING: Gertrude, ILOVEMFC, imgettingadogsoon, iloveandy, imdyslexic but nothing works!! !! You: Mika: tell me what it is... You: nop!! its a surprise!! Mika: COMON!!! Roxy keeps teasing me about it!! she tells me its amazing and cute and great and i wanna know!! You: nop... Mika:... ill give you a shirtless pic... You: no Mika: autograph? You: no... Mika: a kiss?? You:... nop Mika: I'M YOUR FREKKING POPSTAR!!! TELL ME!! You: ... are you gonna do Sweet Dreams? Mika: ... ok You: Shirtless? Mika: ... alright You: just for me? Mika: NO! You: ok, then!! youll have to wait!!! Mika: ill find my password... You: you have no memory... my gift will be awesome for you *hangs up* Mika:... JOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN!!!!! John:... yes?? Mika: i forgot thanx for sharing!! it´s hilarious!!! *calls Mika* Me: Hey, I wanna talk to you. Mika: But the last time we talked- Me: Oh hush! Mika: But it's such a catchy song. Me: You're so in to yourself aren't you? Mika: What do you mean? Me: You always brag about yourself in these calls. And you always change the subject to yourself when someone wants to talk about. . . say, your dog. Mika: Oh. That. Me: Yep. That. But you know what? Mika: What? Me: I'm ok with that. *hangs up* Mika: the poor thing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbird Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Because Rosa begged me:mf_rosetinted: *calls mika* Me: yo, i think you should call Kath... Mika: Why?? Me: cause... *hangs up* Mika: im not a calling center!!! ... ... ... *mika calls you* Mika: hello, I'm Mika and i'm a maniac.. You: HELLO!! Mika:.. so, John stalks the MFC for me and told me you were gonna hand me something in Edinburgh... You... maybe Mika:So, i wanted to log in to see what it was with my VERY anonymus account "I'mnotmika" but i forgot my password... i tried EVERYTHING: Gertrude, ILOVEMFC, imgettingadogsoon, iloveandy, imdyslexic but nothing works!! !! You: Mika: tell me what it is... You: nop!! its a surprise!! Mika: COMON!!! Roxy keeps teasing me about it!! she tells me its amazing and cute and great and i wanna know!! You: nop... Mika:... ill give you a shirtless pic... You: no Mika: autograph? You: no... Mika: a kiss?? You:... nop Mika: I'M YOUR FREKKING POPSTAR!!! TELL ME!! You: ... are you gonna do Sweet Dreams? Mika: ... ok You: Shirtless? Mika: ... alright You: just for me? Mika: NO! You: ok, then!! youll have to wait!!! Mika: ill find my password... You: you have no memory... my gift will be awesome for you *hangs up* Mika:... JOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN!!!!! John:... yes?? Mika: i forgot I soooo love that call, Roxy!! It made my day yesterday, merci Especially the bolded part almost made me die of laughter !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEP___ Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 *gets a call from Mika* Mika: do you like my abs Me: who's this? Mika: my dog!!! Me: What? your dog? I am talking to your dog now? Mika: no, no! This is my dog, you're talking to me now! me: and who might you be then? Mika: MIKA ofcourse!!!! me: oh jeeez not you again Mika: what, you don't like me anymore?! me: nope, I will if you give us the bedroom gig Mika: you will?! me: yes! Mika: and will you like my abs then too me: your eyebrows are going to fall off if you keep doing that, you know?! Mika: *click* Mika: JOOOOOHN, they don't like me nor my abs anymore TO THE GYM!!! Must get more abs and do bedroom gig!!! John: I thought it was a livingroom gig Mika: oh shush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbird Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 *gets a call from Mika* Mika: do you like my abs Me: :blink : who's this? Mika: my dog!!! Me: What? your dog? I am talking to your dog now? :loco : Mika: no, no! This is my dog, you're talking to me now! me: and who might you be then? Mika: MIKA ofcourse!!!! me: oh jeeez not you again Mika: what, you don't like me anymore?! me: nope, I will if you give us the bedroom gig Mika: you will?! me: yes! Mika: and will you like my abs then too me: your eyebrows are going to fall off if you keep doing that, you know?! Mika: *click* Mika: JOOOOOHN, they don't like me nor my abs anymore TO THE GYM!!! Must get more abs and do bedroom gig!!! John: I thought it was a livingroom gig Mika: oh shush !!! Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrianakl Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 They are so many to quote every time so I have only to say that you are all geniuses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How you do that???!!!!!!!! :aah: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEP___ Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 They are so many to quote every time so I have only to say that you are all geniuses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How you do that???!!!!!!!! :aah: We are all nuts:loco: you should give it a try, its fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrianakl Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 We are all nuts:loco: you should give it a try, its fun! I dont think that I am enough nut to do it!!!! :aah: My imagination is a perfectly round zero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 :fang url: I soooo love that call, Roxy!! It made my day yesterday, merci :hugl ove: *gets a call from Mika* Mika: do you like my abs Me: who's this? Mika: my dog!!! Me: What? your dog? I am talking to your dog now? Mika: no, no! This is my dog, you're talking to me now! me: and who might you be then? Mika: MIKA ofcourse!!!! me: oh jeeez not you again Mika: what, you don't like me anymore?! :tea rs: me: nope, I will if you give us the bedroom gig Mika: you will?! me: yes! Mika: and will you like my abs then too me: your eyebrows are going to fall off if you keep doing that, you know?! Mika: :snea ky2: *click* Mika: JOOOOOHN, they don't like me nor my abs anymore TO THE GYM!!! Must get more abs and do bedroom gig!!! John: I thought it was a livingroom gig Mika: oh shush hahaha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sil Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Posted on the shrink thread by Southeast...not really a phone call...but a dialog 6th August, 10 o'clock, XY street, Mika's flat, London Training instructor comes to visit Mika and dog. Puppy barks ALL THE TIME! TI: So, how is it going? M: What? TI: How is it going!!! M: I can't hear anything! Wait!!! *goes and locks puppy in the bathroom* TI: M: IT is great having a puppy. I washed him three times, here are his three pink coats, I played for him on the piano and at night... TI: Ok, ok, I'll tell you about the first lesson we are going to have but before that I want to see how you've adapted your flat to the needs of the puppy... Let's take a look. Mika: Adapt???... I didn't have the time. Was in Lithu...Latv...Est... .... oh, damn, in a bar somewhere East the last few days, came back yesterday... TI: Where is the bed? Mika: Here, isn't it big enough? TI: Not your bed, his bed? M: But we will sleep in one bed, we will call it our home and... TI: No, no, he's got to have his own bed... Mika: TI: Where is the food? Mika: Oh, yes! The food. Ta dah! TI: Carrots? CARROTS? Mika: Yeeees, I only eat carrots.... TI: The dog needs meat. Mika: Eeewwwwwwwk, meat.... TI: Btw. the puppy is so quiet. Shall we take a look? Perhaps she found something to play with in the bathroom? Mika: ????? Play....bathroom..... NOOOOOOOOO, my shoes...........Mooooooooooooom! Sorry, I couldn't help it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catwomanwithawhip Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 (edited) rayne: i know what you are... Mika: say it Rayne *whispers* your a popstar mika *CLICK* :eek: (a better version of twilight Edited August 5, 2010 by catwomanwithawhip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 Posted on the shrink thread by Southeast...not really a phone call...but a dialog hilarious!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbird Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Posted on the shrink thread by Southeast...not really a phone call...but a dialog This is hilarious!!!! !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 This is hilarious!!!! !!!!! hey thats what i said... youre stealing my lines... AGAIN!:roftl: must be the bracelet:roftl: its funny how, when i write nonsense here, im always afraid of being off topic.. and then i remember that its my thread im nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 hey thats what i said... youre stealing my lines... AGAIN!:roftl: must be the bracelet:roftl: its funny how, when i write nonsense here, im always afraid of being off topic.. and then i remember that its my thread im nuts but yes,you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbird Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 hey thats what i said... youre stealing my lines... AGAIN!:roftl ::roftl : must be the bracelet:roftl : its funny how, when i write nonsense here, im always afraid of being off topic.. and then i remember that its my thread :lmfao : im nuts !!!!!! Now THAT is hilarious too *calls Mika* Me: Hey handsome, is This there yet? Mika: What? Me: I just wanna know if This is with you already!! We're totally excited!! Mika: Who's This? Me: YOUR DOG!!! Mika: Would you please stop referring to my cute little puppy as a "This"? Her name is "LilStar" Me: WHAT?? You've so stolen that name, but it's pwetty Mika: Stolen? Oh no, i already skipped Lola because of Wonka...how many dogs does she have? Me: Dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 !!!!!! Now THAT is hilarious too *calls Mika* Me: Hey handsome, is This there yet? Mika: What? Me: I just wanna know if This is with you already!! We're totally excited!! Mika: Who's This? Me: YOUR DOG!!! Mika: Would you please stop referring to my cute little puppy as a "This"? Her name is "LilStar" :wub 2: Me: WHAT?? You've so stolen that name, but it's pwetty Mika: Stolen? Oh no, i already skipped Lola because of Wonka...how many dogs does she have? Me: Dogs? wooooow!!!!!!!! the poor roxy!!!!! if i was you,i´d call mika like now!!!!! congratz kath,you are getting better and better... how can you do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 !!!!!! Now THAT is hilarious too *calls Mika* Me: Hey handsome, is This there yet? Mika: What? Me: I just wanna know if This is with you already!! We're totally excited!! Mika: Who's This? Me: YOUR DOG!!! Mika: Would you please stop referring to my cute little puppy as a "This"? Her name is "LilStar" Me: WHAT?? You've so stolen that name, but it's pwetty Mika: Stolen? Oh no, i already skipped Lola because of Wonka...how many dogs does she have? Me: Dogs? awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 wooooow!!!!!!!! the poor roxy!!!!! if i was you,i´d call mika like now!!!!! congratz kath,you are getting better and better... how can you do it? *calls mika* ME: so youre naming your dog Lilstar?? Mika: well, since you call me ALL THE TIME it kinda makes sense... now i can say: Lilstar is bothering me... or being naughty or not listening or being a pain... Me: Mika: so its perfect:mf_rosetinted: Me: yeah, but you can also say: Lilstar is licking my face, sleeping in my bed or fangurling over me.. Mika: i didnt see it like that... Me: Mika: wait... dogs can fangurl??? Me: no, that was just me:teehee: *hangs up* Mika: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN can i name my puppy Andy?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbird Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 *calls mika* ME: so youre naming your dog Lilstar?? Mika: well, since you call me ALL THE TIME it kinda makes sense... now i can say: Lilstar is bothering me... or being naughty or not listening or being a pain... Me: Mika: so its perfect:mf_rosetinted: Me: yeah, but you can also say: Lilstar is licking my face, sleeping in my bed or fangurling over me.. Mika: i didnt see it like that... Me: Mika: wait... dogs can fangurl??? Me: no, that was just me:teehee: *hangs up* Mika: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN can i name my puppy Andy?? HAHAHAAAAAAA *dies of laughter* !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm such a beginner compared to you, phone call master Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 HAHAHAAAAAAA *dies of laughter* !!!!!!!!!!!!!! im glad you got the joke:mf_rosetinted: !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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