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Mika calls John:

 

J: hello?

M: there is a thread which is driving me crazy!

J: what?? what are you talking about Mika?? it's 4.am!!! go to sleep, tomorrow you have a gig!

M: but, but how do you expect I can sleep with those crazy girls free out there??

J: Mika, they're just fans having fun!

M: and I'm their toy boy!!!they're stalking me!

J: call another one Mika, I need to sleep!

*Mika call his mum*

 

Mrs P: yeah?

M: mum I need your help, the crazy girls are back!

Mrs P: no again Mika, go to sleep, you have a gig tomorrowª please! stop looking at MFC, and go to your bed! *hangs up*

 

Mika: :tears: no one understand me??lets call this number

 

Roxy: yeah??

Mika: Roxyy??? why are you answering??

R: cause this is my number?you called me for third time in the day!!!! :clap:

Mika: oh noo... I'm already crazy...... :chair:

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*Mika calls*

 

Me : Yello?

M : blue.

Me : green.

M : orange.

Me : pink.

M : red.

Me : silver.

M : gold.

Me : black.

M : white.

Me : brown.

M : custard.

Me : violet sky.

M : purple!

Me : Damn! :aah:

 

*hang up*

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Mika calls John:

 

J: hello?

M: there is a thread which is driving me crazy!

J: what?? what are you talking about Mika?? it's 4.am!!! go to sleep, tomorrow you have a gig!

M: but, but how do you expect I can sleep with those crazy girls free out there??

J: Mika, they're just fans having fun!

M: and I'm their toy boy!!!they're stalking me!

J: call another one Mika, I need to sleep!

*Mika call his mum*

 

Mrs P: yeah?

M: mum I need your help, the crazy girls are back!

Mrs P: no again Mika, go to sleep, you have a gig tomorrowª please! stop looking at MFC, and go to your bed! *hangs up*

 

Mika: :tears: no one understand me??lets call this number

 

Roxy: yeah??

Mika: Roxyy??? why are you answering??

R: cause this is my number?you called me for third time in the day!!!! :clap:

Mika: oh noo... I'm already crazy...... :chair:

 

Orh, Poor Mika!:roftl:

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it´s too late now... so...

 

*calls mika*

 

me: hello and bye mika...

mika: you are even more nuts than the rest....

me: it´s too late,mika,i need to go to sleep

mika: AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING ME??

me: i wanted to say good night to you... :tears: and you are being rude again... i´m gonna cry

mika: noo,please,you know i can´t stand with girls crying....

me: ( :das: )

mika: have you said anything??

me: nooo.... sniff... snif..

mika: c´mon don´t cry... what do you want me to do??

me: marry me!!

mika: :shocked: no way girl...

me: ok,i was teasing you,i would never marry a man on a feather coath and the chest painted who thinks he is an astronaut... :mf_rosetinted:

mika: of course you would marry me!!!!!:sneaky2:

me: no. not at all!!!!!!!

mika: YES!!!!!!! YOU WILL SEE!!!! will you marry me??

me: of course!!!! :fangurl: now you will marry me,mika :mf_rosetinted:

mika: :doh: (screams) joooohn!!!! she´s done it again!!!! help me!!!

john: what now??

mika: i asked her to marry me,and she said yes....

john: mika,you are like a pain in my ass,man...

mika: sowwy..... i´m a fool... but this girl is really clever!!!

me: :kachinga:

 

*hangs up*

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it´s too late now... so...

 

*calls mika*

 

me: hello and bye mika...

mika: you are even more nuts than the rest....

me: it´s too late,mika,i need to go to sleep

mika: AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING ME??

me: i wanted to say good night to you... :tears: and you are being rude again... i´m gonna cry

mika: noo,please,you know i can´t stand with girls crying....

me: ( :das: )

mika: have you said anything??

me: nooo.... sniff... snif..

mika: c´mon don´t cry... what do you want me to do??

me: marry me!!

mika: :shocked: no way girl...

me: ok,i was teasing you,i would never marry a man on a feather coath and the chest painted who thinks he is an astronaut... :mf_rosetinted:

mika: of course you would marry me!!!!!:sneaky2:

me: no. not at all!!!!!!!

mika: YES!!!!!!! YOU WILL SEE!!!! will you marry me??

me: of course!!!! :fangurl: now you will marry me,mika :mf_rosetinted:

mika: :doh: (screams) joooohn!!!! she´s done it again!!!! help me!!!

john: what now??

mika: i asked her to marry me,and she said yes....

john: mika,you are like a pain in my ass,man...

mika: sowwy..... i´m a fool... but this girl is really clever!!!

me: :kachinga:

 

*hangs up*

 

I now feel sorry for John :lmfao:

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it´s too late now... so...

 

*calls mika*

 

me: hello and bye mika...

mika: you are even more nuts than the rest....

me: it´s too late,mika,i need to go to sleep

mika: AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING ME??

me: i wanted to say good night to you... :tears: and you are being rude again... i´m gonna cry

mika: noo,please,you know i can´t stand with girls crying....

me: ( :das: )

mika: have you said anything??

me: nooo.... sniff... snif..

mika: c´mon don´t cry... what do you want me to do??

me: marry me!!

mika: :shocked: no way girl...

me: ok,i was teasing you,i would never marry a man on a feather coath and the chest painted who thinks he is an astronaut... :mf_rosetinted:

mika: of course you would marry me!!!!!:sneaky2:

me: no. not at all!!!!!!!

mika: YES!!!!!!! YOU WILL SEE!!!! will you marry me??

me: of course!!!! :fangurl: now you will marry me,mika :mf_rosetinted:

mika: :doh: (screams) joooohn!!!! she´s done it again!!!! help me!!!

john: what now??

mika: i asked her to marry me,and she said yes....

john: mika,you are like a pain in my ass,man...

mika: sowwy..... i´m a fool... but this girl is really clever!!!

me: :kachinga:

 

*hangs up*

 

:roftl::roftl::roftl:

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*Mika calls*

 

Me : Yello?

M : blue.

Me : green.

M : orange.

Me : pink.

M : red.

Me : silver.

M : gold.

Me : black.

M : white.

Me : brown.

M : custard.

Me : violet sky.

M : purple!

Me : Damn! :aah:

 

*hang up*

 

very interesting :lmfao:

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it´s too late now... so...

 

*calls mika*

 

me: hello and bye mika...

mika: you are even more nuts than the rest....

me: it´s too late,mika,i need to go to sleep

mika: AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING ME??

me: i wanted to say good night to you... :tears: and you are being rude again... i´m gonna cry

mika: noo,please,you know i can´t stand with girls crying....

me: ( :das: )

mika: have you said anything??

me: nooo.... sniff... snif..

mika: c´mon don´t cry... what do you want me to do??

me: marry me!!

mika: :shocked: no way girl...

me: ok,i was teasing you,i would never marry a man on a feather coath and the chest painted who thinks he is an astronaut... :mf_rosetinted:

mika: of course you would marry me!!!!!:sneaky2:

me: no. not at all!!!!!!!

mika: YES!!!!!!! YOU WILL SEE!!!! will you marry me??

me: of course!!!! :fangurl: now you will marry me,mika :mf_rosetinted:

mika: :doh: (screams) joooohn!!!! she´s done it again!!!! help me!!!

john: what now??

mika: i asked her to marry me,and she said yes....

john: mika,you are like a pain in my ass,man...

mika: sowwy..... i´m a fool... but this girl is really clever!!!

me: :kachinga:

 

*hangs up*

:lmfao::lmfao:

 

POOR JOHN!!!! he's in all our chats!!!! :lmfao:

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it´s too late now... so...

 

*calls mika*

 

me: hello and bye mika...

mika: you are even more nuts than the rest....

me: it´s too late,mika,i need to go to sleep

mika: AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING ME??

me: i wanted to say good night to you... :tears: and you are being rude again... i´m gonna cry

mika: noo,please,you know i can´t stand with girls crying....

me: ( :das: )

mika: have you said anything??

me: nooo.... sniff... snif..

mika: c´mon don´t cry... what do you want me to do??

me: marry me!!

mika: :shocked: no way girl...

me: ok,i was teasing you,i would never marry a man on a feather coath and the chest painted who thinks he is an astronaut... :mf_rosetinted:

mika: of course you would marry me!!!!!:sneaky2:

me: no. not at all!!!!!!!

mika: YES!!!!!!! YOU WILL SEE!!!! will you marry me??

me: of course!!!! :fangurl: now you will marry me,mika :mf_rosetinted:

mika: :doh: (screams) joooohn!!!! she´s done it again!!!! help me!!!

john: what now??

mika: i asked her to marry me,and she said yes....

john: mika,you are like a pain in my ass,man...

mika: sowwy..... i´m a fool... but this girl is really clever!!!

me: :kachinga:

 

*hangs up*

 

so Mika will soon have a s-son? :shocked:

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*M calls ChickenFM*

 

Me: ChickenFM, thanks for calling, what’s your song request?

Mika: ermm…Touches You!

Me: Perfect choice! And may I ask who’s calling?

Mika: Mi—I mean, Snoopy, yeah, Snoopy!

Me: Right, sure, OK…Hi Mika!

Mika: Dammit! Can’t I ever catch a break with you crazy fans???

Me: You thought you could call up ChickenFM and avoid craziness?!?! That was a mistake :naughty: so… Touches You, interesting choice…:das:

Mika: Well, my dance moves are in high demand and I need to practice, and---

Me: … aaaaannnnd you wanted to see if this lovely station actually existed and confirm your fangurls are still fangurly, right? Don’t worry. They are. :naughty: Hey, while we’re on the subject, did you ever get our bedroom gig invitation?

Mika: We weren’t on the subject…

Me: Oh right, well anyways, the offer still stands. I’ll send you another copy. What’s your address?

Mika: 37—hey! Wait a sec… I’m not telling you that!

Me: New York City, my place. See you there.

Mika: (hangs up) Joooohhhhnnnn, cancel the flight, we can’t go back to New York!! And we should probably start house-hunting again...

 

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:teehee: he got me to talk... :naughty: and he won! :mf_rosetinted:

 

Maybe i should call him... But he need the sleep. But woul dbe nice how well he did the laundry. he was confused and asked how many degrees so i said the undies 8especially the grey cos he is useing them so much) has to go under 90+.. well of course it has to go on that! But he should try and 90+ :thumb_yello::naughty:

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*calls Mika*

 

M : hello?

Me : knock knock...

M : are you the colouring one? ah well. we got past hi...

Me : knock knock...

M : who's there?

Me : who

M : who who?

Me : Mika, you are not an owl :teehee:

M : haha very funny...

Me : i got a better one, K? You start...

M : ok, knock knock...

Me : who's there?

M : :blink:...?

Me : *hang up*

 

Mika : JOOOOOOOHHHHHHHNNNN!!!...

John : MIKA GO TO BED! :aah:

Mika : but the quiet one's started to trick me now!!!! who IS she???

J : *sigh* RainbowGirl...

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*M calls ChickenFM*

 

Me: ChickenFM, thanks for calling, what’s your song request?

Mika: ermm…Touches You!

Me: Perfect choice! And may I ask who’s calling?

Mika: Mi—I mean, Snoopy, yeah, Snoopy!

Me: Right, sure, OK…Hi Mika!

Mika: Dammit! Can’t I ever catch a break with you crazy fans???

Me: You thought you could call up ChickenFM and avoid craziness?!?! That was a mistake :naughty: so… Touches You, interesting choice…:das:

Mika: Well, my dance moves are in high demand and I need to practice, and---

Me: … aaaaannnnd you wanted to see if this lovely station actually existed and confirm your fangurls are still fangurly, right? Don’t worry. They are. :naughty: Hey, while we’re on the subject, did you ever get our bedroom gig invitation?

Mika: We weren’t on the subject…

Me: Oh right, well anyways, the offer still stands. I’ll send you another copy. What’s your address?

Mika: 37—hey! Wait a sec… I’m not telling you that!

Me: New York City, my place. See you there.

Mika: (hangs up) Joooohhhhnnnn, cancel the flight, we can’t go back to New York!! And we should probably start house-hunting again...

 

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Mika requesting Touches You... YAAAAAAAY! :boing::yay::pbjt::das:

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*calls Mika*

 

M : hello?

Me : knock knock...

M : are you the colouring one? ah well. we got past hi...

Me : knock knock...

M : who's there?

Me : who

M : who who?

Me : Mika, you are not an owl :teehee:

M : haha very funny...

Me : i got a better one, K? You start...

M : ok, knock knock...

Me : who's there?

M : :blink:...?

Me : *hang up*

 

Mika : JOOOOOOOHHHHHHHNNNN!!!...

John : MIKA GO TO BED! :aah:

Mika : but the quiet one's started to trick me now!!!! who IS she???

J : *sigh* RainbowGirl...

 

:lmfao:

 

Time to call him... :naughty:

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Hello everyone!

I made this thread to be able to find all the "phone calls" in one place and stop spamming the entire forum :lmfao:

 

So, a few months ago, i decided i'd call Mika. NO, i dont have his phone number, NO i have never talked to him in my entire life, NO i havent even seen him live (yeah... sad), these phone calls are FICTIONNAL! (please, do not try to call mika!!!)

So, one crazy "call" lead to another and i think we now have like a hundred :lmfao:!

So, instead of posting them in the thread, i think we should post them here!!!

Everyone is welcome to contribute!!

 

A few more words:

-Keep this thread clean please. Young members can read this as well! It's NOT an R Rated thread. It's meant to have fun!!

-No harsh words on Mika. We can tease him and laugh and everything, but please remember that this is still his fanclub!:teehee:

 

On this, let the "calls" begin!!!!!!!!!:roftl:

 

 

:shocked:

 

You just had to, Rox!

 

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

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it´s too late now... so...

 

*calls mika*

 

me: hello and bye mika...

mika: you are even more nuts than the rest....

me: it´s too late,mika,i need to go to sleep

mika: AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING ME??

me: i wanted to say good night to you... :te ars: and you are being rude again... i´m gonna cry

mika: noo,please,you know i can´t stand with girls crying....

me: ( :D as: )

mika: have you said anything??

me: nooo.... sniff... snif..

mika: c´mon don´t cry... what do you want me to do??

me: marry me!!

mika: :shocked: no way girl...

me: ok,i was teasing you,i would never marry a man on a feather coath and the chest painted who thinks he is an astronaut... :mf_r osetinted:

mika: of course you would marry me!!!!!:snea ky2:

me: no. not at all!!!!!!!

mika: YES!!!!!!! YOU WILL SEE!!!! will you marry me??

me: of course!!!! :fang url: now you will marry me,mika :mf_rose tinted:

mika: :D oh: (screams) joooohn!!!! she´s done it again!!!! help me!!!

john: what now??

mika: i asked her to marry me,and she said yes....

john: mika,you are like a pain in my ass,man...

mika: sowwy..... i´m a fool... but this girl is really clever!!!

me: :kachi nga:

 

*hangs up*

:lmfao:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*M calls ChickenFM*

 

Me: ChickenFM, thanks for calling, what’s your song request?

Mika: ermm…Touches You!

Me: Perfect choice! And may I ask who’s calling?

Mika: Mi—I mean, Snoopy, yeah, Snoopy!

Me: Right, sure, OK…Hi Mika!

Mika: Dammit! Can’t I ever catch a break with you crazy fans???

Me: You thought you could call up ChickenFM and avoid craziness?!?! That was a mistake :naughty: so… Touches You, interesting choice…:das:

Mika: Well, my dance moves are in high demand and I need to practice, and---

Me: … aaaaannnnd you wanted to see if this lovely station actually existed and confirm your fangurls are still fangurly, right? Don’t worry. They are. :naugh ty: Hey, while we’re on the subject, did you ever get our bedroom gig invitation?

Mika: We weren’t on the subject…

Me: Oh right, well anyways, the offer still stands. I’ll send you another copy. What’s your address?

Mika: 37—hey! Wait a sec… I’m not telling you that!

Me: New York City, my place. See you there.

Mika: (hangs up) Joooohhhhnnnn, cancel the flight, we can’t go back to New York!! And we should probably start house-hunting again...

 

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he loooooooooves CFM:biggrin2:

:shocked:

 

You just had to, Rox!

 

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

 

popular demand you know...:mf_rosetinted:

 

:lmfao:!!!!!!!!!

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:mf_rosetinted:

 

*Mika calls me*

Me: WTH!!! YOURE calling me for like the FOURTH TIME!!!!!!!!

Mika: yeah!! cause i got a new cell phone!! and it makes noises!! listen!! *shakes phone "BOIIIIING"*:biggrin2:

Me: you called me to tell me that??? im studying!!:sneaky2:

Mika: Hey young lady, you call me to ask me about my curls or my pants or my manly wallet all the time!!!

Me: :teehee: but, THATS important matter!! your pants are import...

Mika: "dwiiiiiiiiing"

Me: MIKA!!! STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR PHONE!! IM TALKING HERE!!

Mika: sure, have you heard that one?? "bwaaaaaaaaaaang"

Me: *sighs hangs up*

Mika:. and that one??.. Hello?? Roxy?? >.< She hung up on me!!??

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:mf_rosetinted:

 

*Mika calls me*

Me: WTH!!! YOURE calling me for like the FOURTH TIME!!!!!!!!

Mika: yeah!! cause i got a new cell phone!! and it makes noises!! listen!! *shakes phone "BOIIIIING"*:biggrin2:

Me: you called me to tell me that??? im studying!!:sneaky2:

Mika: Hey young lady, you call me to ask me about my curls or my pants or my manly wallet all the time!!!

Me: :teehee: but, THATS important matter!! your pants are import...

Mika: "dwiiiiiiiiing"

Me: MIKA!!! STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR PHONE!! IM TALKING HERE!!

Mika: sure, have you heard that one?? "bwaaaaaaaaaaang"

Me: *sighs hangs up*

Mika:. and that one??.. Hello?? Roxy?? >.< She hung up on me!!??

 

very important about his pants yep :naughty:

 

Can you ask him about what color next time you or he calls? :naughty::wink2:

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very important about his pants yep :naughty:

 

Can you ask him about what color next time you or he calls? :naughty::wink2:

 

k, i will:mf_rosetinted:

 

I'll let him sleep for now tho:teehee:

 

(he might block my number if im too annoying you know...:mf_rosetinted:)

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