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He will be fine, he is just overdoing it lately. I am sure after a couple of weeks off he will be back to his usual bouncy self. :thumb_yello::punk::biggrin2:

 

:shocked::shocked:

 

You... you are BACK!!!!! :huglove:

 

Oops... not a real..eh... normal thing to do to a priest, huh??:naughty:

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LOL, I never went anywhere. just not much going on at the moment.:biggrin2:

 

You don't even come in the bar anymore...:boxed:

 

We seek him here we seek him there :wink2:

 

 

I seek him everywhere..:lmfao:

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I am tea total at the moment as I need a break from all those crocktails.:roftl:

 

And therefor I'm practising making real English tea..:boxed:

 

Well..thank you Father..:blink::naughty:

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BTW Sas, when did you say you could come over in the summer? I can try to get a few days off, if you like?

 

YES!!! :shocked::biggrin2:

 

I can come for 3 weeks too...:naughty:

 

eeh..from 30th july - 19th august...:bleh:

 

Maybe I can help you out in that time..:wink2:

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Holy Johnny, it has been brought to my attention that I have sinned.

 

I was visiting the Butterfly Bar and spilled salsa on my leg, causing me to waste perfectly good salsa....:shocked:

 

How can I overcome this guilt?:naughty:

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Holy Johnny, it has been brought to my attention that I have sinned.

 

I was visiting the Butterfly Bar and spilled salsa on my leg, causing me to waste perfectly good salsa....:shocked:

 

How can I overcome this guilt?:naughty:

 

Ooh.. of course... say you were in my bar again, huh??? :shocked:

 

I can wait for it, or it will be my fault again..:doh::roftl:

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please forgive me i accidentally burned two children with my cigarette in italy...

 

Heavens child you must be more careful, our dear lord would NOT want you to be having ANY of HIS babies whilst you are so careless with your ash pfft, tsk tsk *shakes head and potters off tripping on her tamagotchii beads on her way to the Lollipop alter of lickability*

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Heavens child you must be more careful, our dear lord would NOT want you to be having ANY of HIS babies whilst you are so careless with your ash pfft, tsk tsk *shakes head and potters off tripping on her tamagotchii beads on her way to the Lollipop alter of lickability*

 

:lmfao::lmfao::thumb_yello::lmfao::lmfao:

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Forgive me Father for simply being incredibly dumb :doh::lmao: Don't ask me to elaborate on that :lol3:, just say something like 'Blessed are the pure in head', this would already help me a lot. :doh:

 

This can't be so after all was it not you who has gathered together many mumblings of prayer to send to our lord on the holy day of the 24th celebration of his birth?

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Holy Johnny, please help me get rid of this desire.

 

I was browsing through some Paolo Nutini pictures on google (instead of Mika pictures). I looked at them with great joy. :boxed:

 

I know I have sinned, but I still want to do it. What should I do?

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Holy Johnny, please help me get rid of this desire.

 

I was browsing through some Paolo Nutini pictures on google (instead of Mika pictures). I looked at them with great joy. :boxed:

 

I know I have sinned, but I still want to do it. What should I do?

 

OMM.... I don't know what Father Johnny will say about this...:shocked:

 

but here... have some lollipops till he is back...:thumb_yello:

 

*hands over a box full*

 

that will do, I hope..:boxed:

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Thanks so much. The lollipops should distract me for a few minutes from this unholy issue.

 

a few minutes???? :shocked:

 

there are 100 lollipops in a box...:shocked:

 

boy... you are a though one...:blink:

 

I hope Father Johnny can rescue you...:sad:

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I fully trust him...he will find a way...and I hope my dentist can save my teeth :naughty:

 

Yeah.. that's true..:bleh:

 

He's the best priest here on MFC...:thumb_yello:

 

 

 

 

 

well...he's the only priest on MFC...:naughty:

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