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I have sinned again, I think...:blink:

 

I didn't go to the real life church this morning because I spend to much time in Mika's temple yesterday....:blush-anim-cl:

 

Is it bad??:shocked:

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I have sinned again, I think...:blink:

 

I didn't go to the real life church this morning because I spend to much time in Mika's temple yesterday....:blush-anim-cl:

 

Is it bad??:shocked:

 

No, churches are bad! :thumbdown:

Mikatemple = good! :thumb_yello:

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Oops, sorry... :blush-anim-cl:

Just not that into churches and stuff. :wink2:

Do you sing in a choir? I do like choirs... :blush-anim-cl:

 

Yup.. I sing in a choir!! :biggrin2:

 

What reminds me...:shocked:

 

I didn't sing the holy Mika hymns either today....:doh:

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well our producer of rainbows and lurve, did actually have as one of his 10 commandments that thou shalt rather eat dog poo than swim with fishes (that is what I was told by the prophet "interviewer" anyway.

 

So it shall be!

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Father, I need to talk to you....

 

Last night I had a dream about Mika....:blush-anim-cl: :blush-anim-cl:

 

*runs from the room giggling*

 

Sorry, I can't say it out loud!!!:roftl: :roftl:

 

Our Lord should be all our thought and dreams, so this is no sin my child.

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Oh I am soo relieved to hear your advice here father as I was worried about putting MM before my own family and husband. He often has to come home from work now and make his own tea as I am engrossed in the temple of Mikaizm where I sit crossed legs staring at my puter screen eagerly learning all the words to our saviours MIka-hymes so that I can go and knock on peoples doors at unMIKAly hours on a Sunday morning...Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday AND Saturday mornings to sing the praises of our heavenly one to the ignorant masses who have not yet been shown the path of Mikaizm, I am compelled to do this father for these people know not what they do when they blaspheme and turn their hearts away from the MM.

I feel it may be necessary to post pamphlets of MIKAhymn lyrics through their doors in the hope that they see the RAINBOW.

 

I hope I have not sinned father, I am trying so hard to please my lord and master.

 

My child, I will be going on a pilgrimage very soon. I will be spreading the word far and wide. The footage will be posted a few days after each event.:biggrin2:

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Forgive me Father, for I have sinned...

 

this afternoon I ate a chocolate bar (70 grams!!!) in less than 6 minutes and I didn't even shared it with my little brother and sister!! :shocked:

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I swore in church yesterday o.O

I didn't mean to, it just popped out!

 

And I've picked my nose this morning. Though I washed my hands afterwards ^^

 

Was it the church of Mika? If not, then it matters none. As for picking your nose, well at least you washed your hands before touching the holy keyboard of communication:naughty:

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I have sinned again, I think...:blink:

 

I didn't go to the real life church this morning because I spend to much time in Mika's temple yesterday....:blush-anim-cl:

 

Is it bad??:shocked:

 

Not at all. A god by any other name is not a god at all.:roftl:

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Yup.. I sing in a choir!! :biggrin2:

 

What reminds me...:shocked:

 

I didn't sing the holy Mika hymns either today....:doh:

 

Now that IS bad. Please say 15 Hail Mikas right this moment young lady. Then recite all off the lyrics to Over My Shoulder.:naughty:

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Now that IS bad. Please say 15 Hail Mikas right this moment young lady. Then recite all off the lyrics to Over My Shoulder.:naughty:

 

eeh... Father...

 

can you please explain the meaning of the word recite???:blink:

 

my english doesn't go that far...:blush-anim-cl:

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Forgive me Father, for I have sinned...

 

this afternoon I ate a chocolate bar (70 grams!!!) in less than 6 minutes and I didn't even shared it with my little brother and sister!! :shocked:

 

Well I think a burst of Love Today is in order here. Next time ask your siblings if they would like a bit first ( you are allowed to do it very quietly):biggrin2:

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eeh... Father...

 

can you please explain the meaning of the word recite???:blink:

 

my english doesn't go that far...:blush-anim-cl:

 

Your English is impeccable my child (very good:wink2: )

I mean for you to sing out loud the words to this great hymn.

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Your English is impeccable my child (very good:wink2: )

I mean for you to sing out loud the words to this great hymn.

 

Thank you Father!! :huglove:

 

I'll start immediately..:harp:

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Haha!!!!

 

Ill start off with a lesser dodgy one then...

 

Im a little psychic, and thinking of becoming the MFC resident psychic.......

 

I can predict things, especially football scores....... (Freddie should remember after i told him the night before the match that the score would be AC Milan 2 Liverpool 1.......)

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Haha!!!!

 

Ill start off with a lesser dodgy one then...

 

Im a little psychic, and thinking of becoming the MFC resident psychic.......

 

I can predict things, especially football scores....... (Freddie should remember after i told him the night before the match that the score would be AC Milan 2 Liverpool 1.......)

 

A resident psychic would be good. Then MFC will have everything.:roftl:

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I didn't sing the holy Mika hymns either today....:doh:

 

Oh NOOO how could you survive and carry on your day without the daily dose of RAINBOW that comes from singing the MIKA-hymns? I could NEVER EVER do that, I think Holy Johnny needs to bless you with bubbles and confettii, that may help.

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