Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 This is my confession: I told my daughter that children weren't allowed to go to the Carling Academy in Birmingham (even though it said under 12's must be accompanied by an adult on the ticket) because I didn't want to take her. She would have loved it, but I would have been scared of her getting crushed in the crowd. I can not really pass judgement on this as I did the exact same thing. As it was in the name of MIKA all is forgiven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 I pretty much did the exact same thing to my niece. My thirteen year old niece is going to see Mika with me, and her eleven year old sister wanted to come along too. Well, I'm seventeen, and naturally will be doing teenagery things at the concert, and my 13 year old niece is pretty teenagery also, but the other is young and acts young for her age, and therefore will not be much fun to be around...so I told her that you had to be 13 to get in the theater without someone over the age of 18. I felt bad about it after I did it, but then I thought: Do I really want an eleven year old following me around the entire show? No. She would totally not understand when I yell, "Mika, take it off!" whenever he teases with his braces or his shirt. See above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 HOW do you drown a fish? You deserve a reward for being able to drown something that breathes underwater. I think I watered it too much after I cleaned the bowl... What works for one goldfish seems not to work for another. Funny animals, those goldfish. Nothing else to confess so far, Holy Father. I will see what I can do tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 Father I..I..I...have been becoming more and more obsessed with our saviour, if only I wasn't ancient and him so young and damned attractive and cute and my own son is only 2 years younger yet I find this old heart of mine races at the sound of his name....I feel light headed when I see pictures of his face, I get filled with emotions that are at war against each other. I....I...I have fallen in love with him but i am not a virgin, do you think he would class this as a sin and cast me to hell and throw stones at me?I have heard of an operation I could have, or do you think I should just accept my hormonal fate and become Mother sparkly1? My destiny is in your oh so capable hands. yours in wait of redemption... a desperate housewife. You have heard the calling. Mika is the Holiest of beings in this temple and it is natural to have these feelings. You should just except who you are and go with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 pmsl but seriously father.....I WANT MIKA TO BE WITH MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! oops forgive me father for I have sinned (again) the green eyed and possessive goddess grabbed me by the neck and possessed me. I NEED YOUR HELP!! He is with us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 I am a sinner even as we speak oh father, I have sinned with gluttony: 1 large pkt of Harribo's (but they were colourful and sweet and reminded me of the special one) 1 large pkt of quality street 1 almond magnum ice lolly 3 large glasses of saspirella I know it won't stop there, I feel very weak, and fear I may need to scrub the floors with a toothbrush or something (do they still do that ) I keep plotting ways in my mind to steal our heavenly Mika and keep him all to myself, I am becoming consumed with greed and lust to have him and keep him all to myself and am finding it harder to accept the thoughts of having to share his unique and colourful sweet beauty with the rest of humanity, even though I know how much happier the rest of the universe will be once they accept Mika into their lives and walk the MIKA walk. Please help.....before I am cast into a pit of eternal stench. Mika is not YOURS alone he is everybodys, everywhere and everything. Fear not my child we, together can overcome these lustful urges. All you need is 30 hail Mikas every night for the next 3 years.(and lots of cold showers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 Forgive me father for i have sinned..........I've ate too many beans and i can't stop passing wind!!!!! LOL!!!!! Sorry, i couldn't resist!!!! It would depend on WHO you're passing it to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 Sorry, i'll try again. I am a married woman and cannot stop thinking about somebody else. This person is younger than me and does not have any...er 'ties'. I have been having dreams about him and it is affecting my everyday like quite severely. I do not know if this person likes me, but even if they did, i am married with a small child, but the thing is, he is very sexy and i just wanna grab him, and, ermmmmm.....teah, help!!!!!! Cheers Father. You are not alone child. A lot of people are feeling the same. I think we might have to arrange a prayer evening for all you sinners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 you guys may not think this is bad.. but my friends do.. and my confession is.. i wouldn't kick mark owen out of bed................ please dont judge me! MARK OWEN? He is not our lord and therefore it is blasphemy. YOU MUST REPENT.REPENT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 hahah is holy johnny a real priest pastor minister kinda thing!? that is too cute and i told this kid who is mean to me and called me fat(even tho im not) and tells me im stupid that he has a big head and is the spawn of satan hahahaha:roftl: only after my mom and sister told me to!!! Sounds like the git deserved it. You have done nothing to be forgiven for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 i stood on an ant today!!! OMG PLZ FORGIVE ME....DONT SEND ME TO HELL...PLEASEEEEEEE!!!! :shocked: I will forgive you, but will the ant. This is what you must ask yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tantastic Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I don't believe in God and I'm afraid of the supermassive Black Hole in Milky Way. is this a sin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 I confess to having drank alcohol :biggrin2: Alcohol is the holy water, now it's dandelion and burdock you should stay away from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daka Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Holy Moly! I mean, Holy Johnny, please bless all the sinners here, I don't won't any of these crazy MFC people running around my house! -Devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 Forgive me Father cuz I'm sinning (Can I say that?) Instead of taking care of my lovely boyfriend I'm thinking of an other man...... And "waisting" a lot a time reading post of people as obsessed I am with the same man... Moreover, I'm living in sin cuz I live with my boyfriend since 6 years and we're not married... Do I automatically go to hell for that? Help me Father ! No my child, it is perfectly ok to be obsessed with our lord "THE BIG M". Infact I allow my wife to indulge in these very same fantasies. You may find "www.curlywigs.com" some help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 A girl in my school somehow fell in the elevator. She was on the 2nd floor and the door was open, but the elevator was on the 1st floor. She didn't notice that little detail, and fell. The whole school was talking about it, and during a class I said that if the elevator went to the 4th floor, and if she died, "It would be funnier, and this way she would finally be even more popular". And I really meant it. So father, am I a heartless demon trapped in the body of a 15 year old girl? Not too sure about this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Forgive me Father.. but I committed another sin.... I... eh.... colored Freddies crocs by feeding them too much lollipops and lollipopcake... I don't know if they will recover from it though... Please, can you forgive me??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 I think I watered it too much after I cleaned the bowl... What works for one goldfish seems not to work for another. Funny animals, those goldfish. Nothing else to confess so far, Holy Father. I will see what I can do tomorrow. Watered it too much? Well thats a first. Are you sure it was a goldfish and not a pot plant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 I don't believe in God and I'm afraid of the supermassive Black Hole in Milky Way. is this a sin? Well the not believing in god is one thing but is the god in question Mika? If not there is nothing wrong with it. As for the black hole, this must be filled with Lollipops NOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 Holy Moly! I mean, Holy Johnny, please bless all the sinners here, I don't won't any of these crazy MFC people running around my house! -Devil Your wish is granted my child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 Forgive me Father.. but I committed another sin.... I... eh.... colored Freddies crocs by feeding them too much lollipops and lollipopcake... I don't know if they will recover from it though... Please, can you forgive me??? Well I think you are talking to the wrong person on this one. It would be down to the second holiest man I know, Freddie, to forgive such a heinous crime. However I think our lord would approve of the colourful crocs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Well I think you are talking to the wrong person on this one. It would be down to the second holiest man I know, Freddie, to forgive such a heinous crime. However I think our lord would approve of the colourful crocs. But please, Father... Will you bless me before I go to Freddie?? So that I don't go to hell for it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 But please, Father... Will you bless me before I go to Freddie?? So that I don't go to hell for it??? My mate Johnny's a preacher He's holy as they come He says follow the Lord and the Lord'll be good And then he started callin' me son You have been blessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haeschen02 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I threw away some old bread today because I didn't eat it. I always buy some but have sandwiches at the cafeteria instead. And what is even worse: I also threw away two apples ehich might have been older than the Appleman ( ). I feel so bad about it. Please father, help me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 I threw away some old bread today because I didn't eat it. I always buy some but have sandwiches at the cafeteria instead. And what is even worse: I also threw away two apples ehich might have been older than the Appleman ( ). I feel so bad about it. Please father, help me! There really is no excuse for throwing away good food, but as they don't seem that good you are forgiven:biggrin2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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