The next morning I wake up very early to the sound of screams. As soon as I open my eyes, I see Mika throwing berries at a washed up whale on the island.
"AAAHHH!"
I quickly run up to him and as I get closer, I see he has berry spots on his shirt and face.
"What the hell are you doing?!"
"IT'S A WHALE! AHH!"
"I think it's dead..."
"Well why don't you poke it with a stick then?!?!"
MOOOO!
"AH! What was that?!" I say.
"The whale's retarded!"
"Give me some of those berries!"
I grab some berries from Mika's hand and join him in 'let’s throw berries at the retarded whale'. It moos a few more times and we run out of berries to throw so Mika gets a large rock.
"MOOOO!" The whale says before it dies.
"What now? We don't have anymore food since someone started throwing it all at the whale!"
"Well you did too!"
"THAT'S BECAUSE IT MOOOED!"
After that we calm down a bit and try to find some more food. No success except for an unknown bird which we can't cook.
"Lets have some chicken..."
"Mika, that bird isn't a chi-OH MY GOD!"
I stare at Mika blankly for a minute until...