Dangerous Kat

Hi everyone, I'm so sorry again I'm busy with homework but I'll write the rest of my story soon. By the way, I read all the other strories and they're so great!

:roftl: ....thank you? lol Yay! We're cute!

Ok but we'll just send our together if that's ok.

Oh I just checked on MSN and she wants to do it too

Hi, can I please join too? I think mikasgf wants to join but I'm not sure, I'll ask her tomorrow. Thanks

Hello pervs! I have decided to chat here once again! So how is our perverted world doing? What did I miss out on? lol

Yes, poor Mika is suffering while I'm still wondering weather we should have chicken. Maybe you guys should vote...no, then it wouldn't be fun Mwahaha! Squishy! He shall be mine and I shall call him Squishy! He shall be my Squishy

Yay! Squishy is loved! lol Thanks

When I woke up it was morning and I found myself lying on a sleeping Mika's chest. Getting up and looking around, I saw the retarded whale, which I decided to name Squishy, is starting to rot and smell. This was very inconvenient because of reasons that were previously mentioned before. Now to figure out what we could eat... Mika decided to wake up a while later. He saw Squishy clearly and then sniffed the air. I had decided to have some more fun that he didn't know about yet. "MOO!" "AAHH! IT'S STILL ALIVE!" Mika screamed trying to climb up a tree. Halfway up he fell and passed out. I ran up to him from behind the bush near the tree he was trying to climb. "Ok, I promise myself not to scare him anymore." I decided not to tell Mika I was pretending to be the retarded whale and just try and help when he woke up. After he had woken up again, Mika found a few berries in his hand and me watching him just laying there. "W-what happened? The whale mooed at me again..." I tried to hold back my laughter unsuccessfully. "Why are you laughing at me?" Mika said pretending to cry. "Just eat the berries, you wouldn't understand anyway..." "Hey, do you want me to teach you how to climb trees Mika?" "I'm perfectly capable of climbing trees myself thank you!" Mika said, turning red. "Sure you are...ehm...heheh..." "Fine, teach me then." Mika sat up and dragged me to a tree before I had time to get up. I had tried to teach Mika to how to climb trees but it didn't work out so well. Poor Mika fell at least 10 times. It was cruel but I couldn't help laughing at his screams that sounded like a drowning turkey. I had helped him get back to our little "house" which we were apparently going to rebuild. "If we're going to be here for a long time, you better stop trying to kill me with your strange way of doing stuff." "I'm sorry." I said while hugging him. "I know how you can make up for it..." he said with a familiar grin on his face. "What are you sugge-NO!" "What? You don't even know what I was going to ask?" "Yes I do! No, we're not going to have chicken!" "Pretty please?" Mika said, with a sad puppy dog face. "I'll tell you tomorrow." I said and then fell asleep...

Sorry guys I forgot about this thread yesterday I had too much homework. Anyway, I'll write part 5 soon...

:naughty:Thanks I enjoy writing about the ratarded whale. Still thinking weather actual chicken should be included in the story

Oh I love Baklava! I'm from Bulgaria and we have it there too. It's really great but I haven't had it in some time now...

Yeah you should write one! It's fun

I'm thinking of writing another story after this one. I can't wait for the next part of your story.

yep and I love you stories

Hi everyone, I'm sorry it took so long to do but I was really busy wit homework and I didn't have much time. Oh and I noticed a few pages ago that someone asked what 'chicken' meant. Well some people know and those who don't, I hope I make it obvious in this part.... Previously: "Let's have some chicken!" "Mika, that bird isn't a chi-OH MY GOD!" "What are you thinking?! I'm underage for God's sake! Wh-what's wrong with you?!" "We're on an island. There are no laws here. We can do whatever we want." Mika said with a sly smile. I looked at him in disgust for a few seconds. "Give me some time to think about it..." With that I walked off. After walking for a while, I had reached the other side of the island. I can't deny I hadn't thought about what Mika had said before but now that he had actually said it, I wasn't sure. I found some seashells and decided to throw them in the ocean. There was an unopened clam which I decided to pick up. I didn't know much about clams, especially that ones that weren't open might still be alive. When I opened it, I found out. Screaming as loud as I can I dropped the clam in horror and started running back to Mika. I was sure he had heard me, even if it was very faintly. "THE CLAM'S STILL ALIVE!!" I yelled. Mika, who was just getting up turned around. I gripped onto him, accidentally pushing him over. We started rolling towards the ocean. "AHHH! LET GO, LET GO!" Mika screamed just before we went under water. The water was deeper than we thought. Mika started swimming back with me still hanging onto his waist. The waves hadn't carried us too far away but we had to go back a few times because we saw some fish and seaweed infront of us. Finally, we were back on the island. "Were you trying to kill me?!" "Why would I do that?" I said. We both collapsed on the shore. I lay down on Mika's stomach, then I had an idea. I started tickling him. "Hahahaha! What-haha-are you-hehehe-doing?!" He managed to get up and started running. I ran after him. Soon, I caught Mika and we collapsed again, laughing. He gave me a light kiss on the cheek and smiled. "You're still not getting chicken." "We'll see about that..." I decided to let Mika rest and went in search of some food. All I could find were pigeons and I wasn't too keen on eating those or killing them either. So I went back to where Mika was resting and started pulling him towards the pigeons. He was asleep but that didn't make the job easier since he was about half my weight. "Gee he's a deep sleeper..." I said to myself. Now how to kill these pigeons… I had an idea which Mika wouldn't be too happy about when he woke up but it was the easiest way. Some pigeons were searching for food on the ground, I dragged Mika towards them and then let go of him. Mika woke up about three hours later. "Oww! My back hurts! What happened?" "Yeah, about that..." I said uncomfortably and helped Mika get up. He looked down at where he was sleeping. "EW! DEAD PIGEONS!" "I'm sorry, I had to kill them somehow..." "And THIS was the best way to do it?" I apologised for the third time and then hugged him for a very long time. "You know, you haven't even told me your name yet..." "It's Tina." I said quietly and drifted off to sleep. Mika gently put me down, then took off his shirt, covered in pigeon feathers and blood and threw it away in disgust. Then he lifted me up in his arms and started walking back towards our leaf 'beds' close to the retarded whale...

Oh can I join too?

Hi everyone! I'm just checking in on all the pervs today quickly. I don't have enough time to chat properly. Tommorrow I'll talk more. Well have a prevy day everyone!

Oh yay! Another pervolicious pervert has joined us!

There are so many creative writers here

Oh that's so cool! I'll keep a lookout for that movie. Two of my favourite men

Great story RosinaKiwi!

Hi, can I join the Mutt club too? I'm Bulgarian, Australian and slightly Greek.

Oh ok you're now #6

Hmm....probably my stomach. i don't know. Bleh