You know you're a Mika fan when you want to hurt yourself just so you can go to the doctor... 'Cause you're doctor's called Dr. John.
I just moved house, and we changed doctors. Dr John's our new family doctor. I want to get some sort of ailment just so I can go to see Dr. John, and say to him: "Oh, Dr. John, what am I doing, What am doing wrong? 'Cause I, I keep on trying! Something ain't going, something ain't going on... Dr. John..."
He will then admit me to a mental hospital.