my turn to try =D
*calls Mika*
Mika: Hellooo?
Valentine: Hiii!
M: Who's that? Are you another fan?
V: Yeaah, a newbie from the MFC
M: Oh... ehm welcome^^! What can I do for you?
V: ... Can I ask you someth...?
M: no I won't marry you
V: That was not my questiooon !!!
M: Ah ? What do you want? *apprehension*
V: Oh nothing very hard to do... I just want you to become my big brother!
M: ...
V: cause you know, I don't have a big brother and my parents don't want to make one for me
M: *is she stupid or what?* Ehm... yeah but you know, I've enough sisters like that
V: Pleaaaase
M: No way.
V: ok^^
M: What? You give up just like that? Do you feel well?
V: Yeah^^... You had only two possibility, and I see you choose the second one^^
M:.... What second possibility?
V: Now you have to marry meeee *hangs up to tell the new to her friend and family*
*Mika calls back immediately*
V: Yeeess?
M: Ok I choose the first possibility -__-
V: =D *hangs up to tell the new to her friends and family*
M: These fans tire me out -__-