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kreacher

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  1. stole this from another thread, the brollie one i guess orange undies
  2. you're so right! funnily enough, Mika's actually more 'manly' than several of my past crushes. He doesn't wear skirts or eyeliner or anything! and no, the thread dies because what you say is so mind-blowingly awesome that we're all struck temporarily dumb.
  3. my oh my! you all have been busy in my absence! i was alternately drooling and cracking up so hard all through this thread there's so much i could've quoted!
  4. just for a short time today though, so my mayhem must be executed swiftly! and a little side butt for the road *disapparates*
  5. i can picture you (even though i've not idea what you look like ) with your nose pressed up to the screen the braces didn't seem to help much. half the time he didn't even have them up & they probably just weighed his pants down he should definitely go back to wearing them those knee length pants & long jackets just don't show off his bum enough! you can see his panty line
  6. i have a thing for gears so i love the earrings. and the nail polish! the shoes are pretty but i'm sure i'd break my neck 5 seconds after putting them on & trying to walk
  7. *polishes Mika's pole* i mean *polishes this random pole*!!! OMG HARRY POTTER, YOU REALLY HAVE TO STOP IMPERIOUS CURSING ME INTO WRITING DIRTY THINGS
  8. OMG *imagines this* ...... *goes straight back to the NC for even thinking it*
  9. but you can see the creases of his pants under his butt cheek. look closer, i know i'm gonna! pants don't crease like that for no reason
  10. now who still says Mika's got no butt?
  11. i've laughed so much here today. so in addition to getting in trouble with mods, probably making Da Boss scared of me once his spies tell Him what's been going on here, making myself feel guilty for objectifying Him, i'm probably gonna get fired from my job once someone figures out that my tasks are not that funny
  12. it probably looked a lot like mine after she found out i listened Marilyn Manson when i too was about 14 thank holy johnny i don't have to live with her anymore! i thought it was because Mika's been spitting out mouthfuls of chubby bunny marshmallows
  13. "When you get here remember to confess your sin, explain why your here and which forum member sent you" hi, i'm kreacher & i'm a Mikasbuttaholic. Nas sent me here for talking about pinching & biting & slapping Mika's butt and making her envision that scene or something. i learned my lesson, i think i can leave and go back to Mika's butt thread now
  14. yeah i was wondering about that... you didn't know of Mika when you two got married, did you? yeah, she is! right after i became a Mika fan i mentioned how i discovered him through the WAG video on telly and told her i thought "he's kinda hot". first thing she said was 'Do you lust after him?' of course i said no but inside i was all 'damn how'd she know?' i never mentioned the WAG video again. i think too much religion forced on someone has the opposite effect. OOPS! damn! i mean dang! *gets to scrubbing the floor*
  15. "dearest Mika, i'm so sorry you made me say naughty things about you. i promise it won't happen again today." *scrubs at some sticky white goo that just won't come off the wall* hmm... must be marshmallow or something
  16. um yeah, that's my excuse too. oh no we both shouldn't use the same one... ok, my excuse is that i'm under the influence of drugs. why do you think it took me so long to reply? i only just pulled my eyes away from His magical hips
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