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(O Canada! We stand on guard, for thee)

(O Canada!)

(O Canada!)

(O Canada!)

(O Canada!)

 

[talking behind Intro: Classified]

I told this guy where I was from

He said "oh, Canada"

Kind of laughed it off, real funny, huh?

Yeah, uh, come on

One two, one two

Mic. check, one two, one two

Yeah

 

[Verse 1: Classified]

Uh, yeah, from the land of the lost, Trans-Canada cross

Patriotic and I honor with my hand on my heart

From the greatest of lakes to the greenest of greens

To the rockiest mountains and everything in between

(Oh, oh), oh Canada, oh you no fan of us

'Cause our movies and TV shows are so amateur? (ha)

Yes we laugh it off, that don't really bother me

Look we ain't serious unless we really got to be

Humorous attitude like Kidz In The Hall

Or Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, hell we claimin 'em all

It's the great white north, home of the funniest actors (O Canada!)

The butt of the joke with an abundance of laughter

The red and white flag, keep it high, keep it visual

People say Canada and get stereotypical

Think we finish every sentence with "buddy" or "bye"

And if it ain't that, it's either "dude, " "eh, " or "guy"

Canadaka eh, yeah we considerate people

And smokin marijuana, we consider it legal

Still doin rap like the 1990's

But that's how we like it, off time20and grimy

 

[Chorus: Classified ("O Canada! " - repeated in the background)]

I know where I'm from and I told ya before

North of America, hard to ignore

Every time I go away I tell them for sure

I'm from Canada, oh-oh-oh Canada

Oh Canada, oh-oh-oh Canada

I'm from Canada, oh-oh-oh Canada

 

[break: x4]

When Class makes a sick beat, we call it a classic

 

[Verse 2: Classified]

I've been around the globe and heard the confusion

Honestly a lot of y'all are ignorant and stupid

Yes, we have microwaves, TVs and cell phones

Unintelligent ****, we invented the telephone

We made Yahtzee, the lightbulb, hockey

And bred the greatest players - Gretzky to Crosby

We all got at least one drinking buddy

And after one drink, all of us think we're funny (O Canada!)

Our national mascot's a damn beaver

Oh Canada, we love our beaver (O Canada!)

Home of Hells Angels and RCMP

Home of Gordon Lightfoot and SCTV

No doubt, the underground railroad

Georges St-Pierre, right here is where he call home

Our health care system, y'all know it's free

Keep our girls bangin with a full mouth of teeth

I won't even get into the music industry

They say hip hop is dead, nah it's up north with me

I could do this all day, it's a part of my routine

But supper's almost done and tonight - poutine!

 

[Chorus: Classified ("O Canada! " - repeated in the background)]

I know where I'm from and I told ya before

North of America, hard to ignore

Every time I go away I tell them for sure

I'm from Canada, oh-oh-oh Canada

(I'm from the east coast of Canada)

O-oh-oh Canada

(I'm from the east, east, east coast)

Yo-yo, no doubt

Yeah I'm from Canada, so sometimes words come out of my mouth like this

Get used to it!

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Hi there :wub2: !! I guess i'll be your new canadian-friendly MFC'er seing as I will be in Canada in April and May to see my bf :biggrin2: I will be in Ottawa-Gatineau and in Montréal !! I'm so excited to be there , can't wait !! I will finally have my peanuts butter toast with my favourite mapple syrup next to my bf ! hahaha and Congratulations to Canada for the olympic games , Canada was Golden indeed :thumb_yello:

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Hi there :wub2: !! I guess i'll be your new canadian-friendly MFC'er seing as I will be in Canada in April and May to see my bf :biggrin2: I will be in Ottawa-Gatineau and in Montréal !! I'm so excited to be there , can't wait !! I will finally have my peanuts butter toast with my favourite mapple syrup next to my bf ! hahaha and Congratulations to Canada for the olympic games , Canada was Golden indeed :thumb_yello:

 

oh that's nice! i'm in montreal!

 

:groupwave: you've had peanut butter & maple syrup before? :naughty:

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Hi there :wub2: !! I guess i'll be your new canadian-friendly MFC'er seing as I will be in Canada in April and May to see my bf :biggrin2: I will be in Ottawa-Gatineau and in Montréal !! I'm so excited to be there , can't wait !! I will finally have my peanuts butter toast with my favourite mapple syrup next to my bf ! hahaha and Congratulations to Canada for the olympic games , Canada was Golden indeed :thumb_yello:

 

yay!!:yay:

ive never tasted peanut butter with maple syrup:shocked:

 

I saw a girl with a shirt today that said "Good girl gone vampire."

 

And the words were all scrambly and I thought it said good gone girl :sad:

 

aww:huglove:

i see Mika's songs everywhere... its bad:mf_rosetinted:

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