iadoremika Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I just noticed that vlog had been posted on my birthday ...isn't that nice?? That's not nice! That's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!anka Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 That's not nice! That's awesome. I guess it is...you know it is actually Katy Perry's bday too... speaking of that vlog, it's too bad it has no more sound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Mika: Look at me I'm so tall! Williamson: I hate this guy! I'm just gonna... Mika: Auch! watch it! Williamson: Oh, sorry! didn't mean it! (to himself): yeah right! Mika: so, I have 2 laces in each hand, now what? The other guy to Louboutin: What zid he said? Louboutin: I sink he zaid somesing about some food called "laces". The other guy: Oh! Never heard of it! Louboutin: Of courrrrse you zidn't! I haven't eizerrr! Mika: Sir, I don't think writing with a black marker on black leather is that clever! Louboutin(to himself): this guy thinks he knows it all, huh!(to Mika) it's acsually magique! Abrrracadabrrra! Louboutin: I told you it's magique! Mika: Nooo way!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!anka Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) I'm still learning the art of capturing pictures from you, Wonka! Edited June 26, 2009 by B!anka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I'm still learning the art of capturing pictures from you, Wonka! Keep going then, you're doing a fine job! Just beware...of...Mika's WRATH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!anka Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Keep going then, you're doing a fine job! Just beware...of...Mika's WRATH! Ok, I will... Though I think he has a great sense of humor and I am quite sure he would laugh histerically reading these....or not? I don't know what's been up with me today. Everybody's crying and I couldn't get enough of capturing pictures of Mika...there were so many options... I couldn't decide upon them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Maybe it's a way of escaping it all by distracting your mind with it... I don't feel funny today, I am so sad about Michael I don't think I could make a funny caption today. I'm sorry, i don't even feel like eating or working...;( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beckyLOVESmika Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Here you go! Get away, get away! Do you know what'll happen if they find out is not naturally curly??? By the way, you can see his Tamagotchi! thank you SO MUCH girl!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Mika and his pets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!anka Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Mika (wakes up and thinks to himself): I gotta get ready! I'm meeting that panther today! oh, this will be a loong day... Mika (thinks to himself): I don't even know what to wear! Should I bring her a present maybe? Mika: I think I'm gonna wear this after all. It's decent. Mika: what? bring her one of my toys? No WAY! What am I gonna do after that? Mika: I think I'm gonna bring her some flowers! That will do for her! Mika (leaves for meeting the panther): I don't know if this is the right way. (thinks to himself) I wonder if panthers are dangerous. Do they bite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!anka Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Mika (at the panther): KITTYYYYYY! Mika (at the panther) : C'moooon let me hug ya! Don't you want a hug from uncle Mika? Mika: Huh, where's the panther? Mika: I can't believe she didn't show up! I had everything prepared for her. Got all dressed up and she just...didn't show up! The call operator: I'm sorry, your call cannot be completed. The person you're trying to call is out of reach. Please leave a message after the beep! BEEEEEP! Mika: Hello, Kitty! This is Mika! I wanted to let you know that I'm very upset! You can kiss goodbye any encounter with me ever again! I wouldn't have ever expected you to do that to ME! Good-bye! Just another version of the story! A bientot, Bianca xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikalollipop_karla Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Here you go! Get away, get away! Do you know what'll happen if they find out is not naturally curly??? By the way, you can see his Tamagotchi! is very funny haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Ok, the panther was fine, but who the heck brought a lion on a leash to my gig??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Oh Lord, what did I do to have a zoo keeper as a fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 If that lion eats Albert up i assure you there'll be blood! Albert's of course... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!anka Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Mika: Oh, c'mon give me 5 more minutes of sleep! The plane takes off in only 1 hour! No rush, really! Mum to Mika: c'mon honey! it's time to go... Mika: ohh...I was having such a nice dream... Mika: Mum, we'll get there in NO TIME! I've learned some sweet jumps on TV! HA! Mum:Very nice, very nice! I think we'd better take the cab, honey! Mika: Don't I look just sooo nice, mommy? I love the scarf you've done for me! Mum: Hurry up, Hurry up! Mika: ok... Mika: erm...is that our plane leaving? Mum: I told you to hurry up, now what? Mika: It's not over, ma! I have an idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!anka Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 (edited) Mum: what if it won't work? Mika: I guess I'll just eat my big toe in front of everybody. Mika (to himself): here we go! (to the microphone): this is Penniman. Mika Penniman, agent 003. Please send as many BGs to me ASAP! I repeat ASAP. the microphone: chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mika: what?! this is not working!!! Mika: This is Mika! If there are any Big Girls in the airport, please come to me ASAP! Mika: Now, wave to the pilot girls! This is the only way we can get them back down here! Mum: what's wrong, honey? Mika: My plan didn't work, now I have to eat my toe in front of everybody! Mika (swallowing his toe and thinking to himself): This wasn't such a great idea! Mum: How does your toe taste like? Mika: It tastes like: (writes on a piece of paper the description). You know I can't say bad words out loud. Mum: Oh, God! How can you say that? Edited June 28, 2009 by B!anka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!anka Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Mika (writes on a piece of paper): Still raining? Mum: don't change the subject mister! The End! A bientot, Bianca xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naectegale Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Mika (writes on a piece of paper): Still raining? Mum: don't change the subject mister! The End! A bientot, Bianca xx :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naectegale Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 If that lion eats Albert up i assure you there'll be blood! Albert's of course... talk of alberts and lions... There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool, That's noted for fresh-air and fun, And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom Went there with young Albert, their son. A grand little lad was their Albert All dressed in his best; quite a swell 'E'd a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle The finest that Woolworth's could sell. They didn't think much to the ocean The waves, they was fiddlin' and small There was no wrecks... nobody drownded 'Fact, nothing to laugh at, at all. So, seeking for further amusement They paid and went into the zoo Where they'd lions and tigers and cam-els And old ale and sandwiches too. There were one great big lion called Wallace His nose were all covered with scars He lay in a som-no-lent posture With the side of his face to the bars. Now Albert had heard about lions How they were ferocious and wild And to see Wallace lying so peaceful Well... it didn't seem right to the child. So straight 'way the brave little feller Not showing a morsel of fear Took 'is stick with the'orse's 'ead 'andle And pushed it in Wallace's ear! You could see that the lion didn't like it For giving a kind of a roll He pulled Albert inside the cage with 'im And swallowed the little lad... whole! Then Pa, who had seen the occurrence And didn't know what to do next Said, "Mother! Yon lions 'et Albert" And Mother said "Eeh, I am vexed!" So Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom Quite rightly, when all's said and done Complained to the Animal Keeper That the lion had eaten their son. The keeper was quite nice about it He said, "What a nasty mishap Are you sure that it's your lad he's eaten?" Pa said, "Am I sure? There's his cap!" So the manager had to be sent for He came and he said, "What's to do?" Pa said, "Yon lion's 'eaten our Albert And 'im in his Sunday clothes, too." Then Mother said, "Right's right, young feller I think it's a shame and a sin For a lion to go and eat Albert And after we've paid to come in!" The manager wanted no trouble He took out his purse right away And said, "How much to settle the matter?" And Pa said "What do you usually pay?" But Mother had turned a bit awkward When she thought where her Albert had gone She said, "No! someone's got to be summonsed" So that were decided upon. Round they went to the Police Station In front of a Magistrate chap They told 'im what happened to Albert And proved it by showing his cap. The Magistrate gave his o-pinion That no-one was really to blame He said that he hoped the Ramsbottoms Would have further sons to their name. At that Mother got proper blazing "And thank you, sir, kindly," said she "What waste all our lives raising children To feed ruddy lions? Not me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Mum: what if it won't work? Mika: I guess I'll just eat my big toe in front of everybody. Mika (to himself): here we go! (to the microphone): this is Penniman. Mika Penniman, agent 003. Please send as many BGs to me ASAP! I repeat ASAP. the microphone: chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mika: what?! this is not working!!! Mika: This is Mika! If there are any Big Girls in the airport, please come to me ASAP! Mika: Now, wave to the pilot girls! This is the only way we can get them back down here! Mum: what's wrong, honey? Mika: My plan didn't work, now I have to eat my toe in front of everybody! Mika (swallowing his toe and thinking to himself): This wasn't such a great idea! Mum: How does your toe taste like? Mika: It tastes like: (writes on a piece of paper the description). You know I can't say bad words out loud. Mum: Oh, God! How can you say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Running from studio to the airport. If I miss my flight I will eat my big toe. In public about 10 hours ago from Tweetie Toe tastes like ****about 8 hours ago from Tweetie Tnx Babs for the pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!anka Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Running from studio to the airport. If I miss my flight I will eat my big toe. In publicabout 10 hours ago from Tweetie Toe tastes like ****about 8 hours ago from Tweetie Tnx Babs for the pic Tell me that's not REALLY him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Tell me that's not REALLY him! Not really him but he can do that as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 talk of alberts and lions... There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool, That's noted for fresh-air and fun, And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom Went there with young Albert, their son. A grand little lad was their Albert All dressed in his best; quite a swell 'E'd a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle The finest that Woolworth's could sell. They didn't think much to the ocean The waves, they was fiddlin' and small There was no wrecks... nobody drownded 'Fact, nothing to laugh at, at all. So, seeking for further amusement They paid and went into the zoo Where they'd lions and tigers and cam-els And old ale and sandwiches too. There were one great big lion called Wallace His nose were all covered with scars He lay in a som-no-lent posture With the side of his face to the bars. Now Albert had heard about lions How they were ferocious and wild And to see Wallace lying so peaceful Well... it didn't seem right to the child. So straight 'way the brave little feller Not showing a morsel of fear Took 'is stick with the'orse's 'ead 'andle And pushed it in Wallace's ear! You could see that the lion didn't like it For giving a kind of a roll He pulled Albert inside the cage with 'im And swallowed the little lad... whole! Then Pa, who had seen the occurrence And didn't know what to do next Said, "Mother! Yon lions 'et Albert" And Mother said "Eeh, I am vexed!" So Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom Quite rightly, when all's said and done Complained to the Animal Keeper That the lion had eaten their son. The keeper was quite nice about it He said, "What a nasty mishap Are you sure that it's your lad he's eaten?" Pa said, "Am I sure? There's his cap!" So the manager had to be sent for He came and he said, "What's to do?" Pa said, "Yon lion's 'eaten our Albert And 'im in his Sunday clothes, too." Then Mother said, "Right's right, young feller I think it's a shame and a sin For a lion to go and eat Albert And after we've paid to come in!" The manager wanted no trouble He took out his purse right away And said, "How much to settle the matter?" And Pa said "What do you usually pay?" But Mother had turned a bit awkward When she thought where her Albert had gone She said, "No! someone's got to be summonsed" So that were decided upon. Round they went to the Police Station In front of a Magistrate chap They told 'im what happened to Albert And proved it by showing his cap. The Magistrate gave his o-pinion That no-one was really to blame He said that he hoped the Ramsbottoms Would have further sons to their name. At that Mother got proper blazing "And thank you, sir, kindly," said she "What waste all our lives raising children To feed ruddy lions? Not me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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