Elanor Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 On the train today, a random person was talking on the phone and the only snippet of her conversation i heard was: "Yes, it was chickeny and delicious" i almost died from stifling my laughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngeGOLDEN Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Later... Me: Billie Jean is not my lover Sean: She's just a girl who can't read my poker face Kiera: Mumumuma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopsterjazz Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 haha we're trying to make it longer but it's kind of failing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 My friend (Hilary) had just brought a sandwich from the canteen, (the sandwich was made from two pieces of bread, and had been cut in half) Me: that's kind of overpricced, $3.20 for a sandwich! Alice: $3.20 for two sandwiches Me: no, one sandwich Alice: no, two Me: one sandwich cut in half Hilary: two halfs of one sandwich Alice: well, then what do you call a sandwich made of one piece of bread? Me: ahh.. Half a sandwich? Ha, that's hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopsterjazz Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 My friend--I'm crossplaying!!!! apparently yesterday was summerween which means you dress up like an anime character and she always dresses up like a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fangirl Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 My friend--I'm crossplaying!!!! apparently yesterday was summerween which means you dress up like an anime character and she always dresses up like a guy. I cosplayed once.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayler Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 This was yesterday - She wanted a cigarette, but I said that if she did, I would go home. She tried to call my bluff but she couldn't read my pokerface. - Did she smoke in the end? -No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eloise.shaw Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 i was walking past a guy pushing another guy today. and he went really loudly " dont push me" and the look on his face was hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forevermika Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 I walked into one of my classes today and a kid who sits near me was eating a piece of cake. Me: Why do you have cake? Him: It was some kid's science project. Me: Are you sure you should be eating that??! turns out it was only a cell model made out of cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopsterjazz Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Kid with no cake: The cake is an illusion!!! (shouting like an old-fashioned paper-boy) Me: But you have no cake... Kid is no cake: It was an illusion! then he kept saying it over and over and over....and after, I came home to eat the cake I made last night and it was gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopsterjazz Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Person A: I think I'm gonna write about a spider who DIES! Person B: Aww, but I already had hope for that spider... Person A: Says the girl who wrote a children's story about drugs and prostitutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 "How could he come out of my vagina?!" One friend said this about another friend. They are both guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopsterjazz Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 "That's not an island! It's in the middle of the land!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randumb Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 In economics class, Teacher: Okay, so we've got somtime left…so we can watch a Youtube clip if you want… does anybody have a Youtube clip that we should watch? *no one in class raises hand* Teacher: ahh… okay, so…what are you girls into? Um… how 'bout 2 pak? Class: *goes on Youtube, searches 2 pak and plays us a song* Class: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Overheard at the beach yesterday. (They were eating hotdogs, FYI. ) Girl #1: What exploded in your mouth?? Girl #2: His weiner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Two girls were on the bus this evening. This is what one said to the other: "My mom is so f*cking ghetto." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 This was not overheard (but I read it on Facebook between someone I know and someone she knows). Her: "At 2:30 in the morning we wanted fruit salad LOL". (She posted a photo.) Him: "I see so many nasty fruits here. Like raspberry. OMFG yuck. Ew. Nasty. Choke. Die." Her: "LOOOOOL. WTF...you don't like raspberry?" Him: "And no strawberries in this fruit salad is fail!" Him: "Nobody likes raspberries." Her: "I dooooooooooo". Him: "Hence the word nobody. You = nobody. I win". I don't even know that guy, but he's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika Freaka =) Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Two girls were on the bus this evening. This is what one said to the other: "My mom is so f*cking ghetto." I do engineering, and was walking out of class and overheard this guy telling his friend "There are like 10 guys for every 1 girl i see!!!!:shocked:" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopsterjazz Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Some guy talking about shoes: I want the sparkly ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randumb Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Friend 1 (to friend 2) So, how's your boyfriend? Friend 2 What boyfriend? Friend 1 You know, the one you showed me once... Sh*t! No! That was your brother! Me + Friend 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 My mom: "Maybe you should go on the rides." My dad: "I'm not doing that! Do you think I'm stupid?!" He was so serious, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forevermika Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Girl: I still can't believe Fall Out Boy broke up! Boy: I blame Jessica Simpson! Girl: Uh..its Ashley Simpson Boy: I still blame Jessica Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 To preface this: my brother is a three years old. Me: "One day you're going to be tall enough that you can turn the light on yourself." Brother: "I'm going to be a man with a moustache." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forevermika Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 girl: "John is the best person I know...and I know Jesus!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 To preface this: my brother is a three years old. Me: "One day you're going to be tall enough that you can turn the light on yourself." Brother: "I'm going to be a man with a moustache." So am I little boy, so am I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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