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This afternoon I was listening to TBWKTM.

It was very loud and so my mother was listening too

 

Me: "So you don't want to come to a concert with me, huh? Mika is awesome live! You'd like him for sure! :wub2:"

 

Mom: "Oh yes...maybe....but I won't be too old for that? I mean I'm not a teenager with all this craziness and joy and all this madness at concerts is.."

 

*starts 'Dr. John'*

 

Mom: " Oohhh how I love his falsetto! *claps hands* Makes me want to cuddle him, just like a mother, you know what I mean?!? *smiles in a scary way :naughty:*

 

Me: ":shocked: Oh yeah you're definately too grown-up and serious...you don't react like a teenager at all :shocked: forget it :teehee:"

 

Mom : *giggles*

 

 

 

:roftl::roftl::roftl:

 

:lmfao: nice :naughty:

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i have one!!! :boing:

 

the scene : *walkig to town from school with 2 friends, B and E*

 

Me : i have mutiple bruises *points out many bruises*

E : awww you poor thing! from dance?

Me : Yeah *touches forehead*

B : Can i ask a question?

Me and E : okkkkk...

B : do you ever have that feeling.... that you eyebrows keep your head a little bit warmer?

Me and E : :blink:..... :lmfao::floor:

 

:roftl:

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i have one!!! :boing:

 

The scene : *walkig to town from school with 2 friends, b and e*

 

me : I have mutiple bruises *points out many bruises*

e : Awww you poor thing! From dance?

Me : Yeah *touches forehead*

b : Can i ask a question?

Me and e : Okkkkk...

B : Do you ever have that feeling.... That you eyebrows keep your head a little bit warmer?

Me and e : :blink:..... :lmfao::floor:

 

:roftl:

 

bahahahahahaahaaa

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i have one!!! :boing:

 

the scene : *walkig to town from school with 2 friends, B and E*

 

Me : i have mutiple bruises *points out many bruises*

E : awww you poor thing! from dance?

Me : Yeah *touches forehead*

B : Can i ask a question?

Me and E : okkkkk...

B : do you ever have that feeling.... that you eyebrows keep your head a little bit warmer?

Me and E : :blink:..... :lmfao::floor:

 

:roftl:

 

 

:lmfao:

 

on yaw! evol ti!

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Hahaaha!

My mom has an obsession with Rain.... and so does one of my friends! So everytime she calls my housephone my mom picks up and has a conversation over it :aah: so funny!

 

My mother loves Rain too :naughty: she's always singing it and I caught her dancing to it in the kitchen yesterday :roftl:

 

 

I was in class and this guy infront of me randomly went

"aaaah theres an elephant on my head, get offf me get off mee!" :roftl::roftl:

what the hell?!?

 

:lmfao:

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i have one!!! :boing:

 

the scene : *walkig to town from school with 2 friends, B and E*

 

Me : i have mutiple bruises *points out many bruises*

E : awww you poor thing! from dance?

Me : Yeah *touches forehead*

B : Can i ask a question?

Me and E : okkkkk...

B : do you ever have that feeling.... that you eyebrows keep your head a little bit warmer?

Me and E : :blink:..... :lmfao::floor:

 

:roftl:

 

:shocked:

:roftl::roftl::roftl: That's one of the best quotes EVER :roftl:

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My mother loves Rain too :naughty: she's always singing it and I caught her dancing to it in the kitchen yesterday :roftl:

 

 

 

 

:lmfao:

 

:roftl::roftl: I knowww! It must be a mom song :roftl: everytime it comes on shes like "You know what he's right! You can hear the rain in the background!!"

Well duh mom, the title actually says it all this time :mf_rosetinted::roftl:

 

And I cant belive that guy!!!

It was just so random!! I couldnt help but laugh all lesson :aah:

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:roftl::roftl: I knowww! It must be a mom song :roftl: everytime it comes on shes like "You know what he's right! You can hear the rain in the background!!"

Well duh mom, the title actually says it all this time :mf_rosetinted::roftl:

 

And I cant belive that guy!!!

It was just so random!! I couldnt help but laugh all lesson :aah:

 

i haven't let my mum near my CD yet... she likes Toy Boy though! :biggrin2:

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i haven't let my mum near my CD yet... she likes Toy Boy though! :biggrin2:

 

Wise desicion :naughty:

Do not expose her to Rain :mf_rosetinted: Its lethal to moms!

:teehee:

 

Oww it was so cute earlier, My next door neighbour was telling me her daughter, Evie whos 3 saw Mika on tv this morning and knew who he was :aah:

Then came out with the best line ever.... "Jo has him in her bedroom" :roftl:

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bahahahahahaahaaa

 

:lmfao:

 

on yaw! evol ti!

 

!yaw sey

 

:shocked:

:roftl::roftl::roftl: That's one of the best quotes EVER :roftl:

 

i'll let her know!

 

we then proceeded to have a long convo about what eyebrows are for... which resulted in a confused place that came to... one of my other friends was going to kill her and nick her eyebrows... :blink:

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Wise desicion :naughty:

Do not expose her to Rain :mf_rosetinted: Its lethal to moms!

:teehee:

 

Oww it was so cute earlier, My next door neighbour was telling me her daughter, Evie whos 3 saw Mika on tv this morning and knew who he was :aah:

Then came out with the best line ever.... "Jo has him in her bedroom" :roftl:

 

:lmfao:

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:roftl::roftl: I knowww! It must be a mom song :roftl: everytime it comes on shes like "You know what he's right! You can hear the rain in the background!!"

Well duh mom, the title actually says it all this time :mf_rosetinted::roftl:

 

And I cant belive that guy!!!

It was just so random!! I couldnt help but laugh all lesson :aah:

 

A mom song! :naughty: could be :naughty:

 

Oh well often at school I'm talking with someone when all the others classmates are talking too but then they suddenly stop so everyone listens to me saying things that seem totally random :mf_rosetinted:

 

I wrote some of the best in my diary

 

for example

 

*everyone talking then silence and me*

"It's a pink giraffe with blue dots!" I was talking about a necklace I had bought :naughty:

 

*again, everyone talking then silence and me*

"...then Hulk ate my homework :mf_rosetinted:" :naughty:

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Wise desicion :naughty:

Do not expose her to Rain :mf_rosetinted: Its lethal to moms!

:teehee:

 

Oww it was so cute earlier, My next door neighbour was telling me her daughter, Evie whos 3 saw Mika on tv this morning and knew who he was :aah:

Then came out with the best line ever.... "Jo has him in her bedroom" :roftl:

 

:das::roftl:

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A mom song! :naughty: could be :naughty:

 

Oh well often at school I'm talking with someone when all the others classmates are talking too but then they suddenly stop so everyone listens to me saying things that seem totally random :mf_rosetinted:

 

I wrote some of the best in my diary

 

for example

 

*everyone talking then silence and me*

"It's a pink giraffe with blue dots!" I was talking about a necklace I had bought :naughty:

 

*again, everyone talking then silence and me*

"...then Hulk ate my homework :mf_rosetinted:" :naughty:

 

:lmfao:

 

i have another like that ^^^^

 

scene : *my dad is giving my friend and i a lift to hers. i'm sitting in the passenger seat, friend in the back, we pass a person walking a dog, we start to talk about dogs. then... *silence*

 

Me and Dad : :original:

J : .......... you know the best thing about Thomas the Tank Engine...?

Me and Dad : :blink:..................... :floor::lmfao:

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:lmfao:

 

i have another like that ^^^^

 

scene : *my dad is giving my friend and i a lift to hers. i'm sitting in the passenger seat, friend in the back, we pass a person walking a dog, we start to talk about dogs. then... *silence*

 

Me and Dad : :original:

J : .......... you know the best thing about Thomas the Tank Engine...?

Me and Dad : :blink:..................... :floor::lmfao:

 

LOL :roftl:

I love Thomas! I've even bought this a few months ago th_treninothooooomas.jpg

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oh my my guys...

i haven't stopped laughing, mum keeps looking at me odd

 

*while at work and talking about mika*

 

*- when i heard his first song i thought what the hell

me- why?

*- i could be brown i could be blue, and i like violet pie, i mean what the heck does that have to do with the song? what is violet pie anyway... d'you rekon it's nice?

me-:blink::lmfao:

 

*later*

 

*- well to be quite frank, i think you need to be locked in your room coz you're a complete nut case, oh and take the mika bloke too, maybe he'll share his violet pie the mad man

 

me- *on the floor dieing of laughing too hard*

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!yaw sey

 

 

 

i'll let her know!

 

we then proceeded to have a long convo about what eyebrows are for... which resulted in a confused place that came to... one of my other friends was going to kill her and nick her eyebrows... :blink:

 

ylenasni yunnf!:roftl:

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Me: Oww, fu*k! What the fu*k did I just step on?

Mom: What was it?

Me: Nothing, I don't know what it is!

 

(Some time passes.)

 

Mom: Fu*king heck!

Me: You stepped on it too?!

Mom: *bends down* It's one of your earrings.

 

:teehee:

 

:lmfao: LOL

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