RainbowGirl Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 *just now, mum saw a picture of mika and said he was hot*me: mine mum: no me: mine mum: no me: mine mum: no me: mine mum: no me: MINE!!!!!!!! mum: hello lil' spider me: (mine!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SashaX Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 *just now, mum saw a picture of mika and said he was hot*me: mine mum: no me: mine mum: no me: mine mum: no me: mine mum: no me: MINE!!!!!!!! mum: hello lil' spider me: (mine!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted September 30, 2009 Author Share Posted September 30, 2009 In English... Teacher: Class, where is Denmark? Class: .... Teacher: It's below Finland and Sweden, but above Germany Random kid in class: ....No one's above Germany Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I was eating lunch and some random guy walked by, and said this. "No, it wasn't a fight. He just punched him in the face." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I was eating lunch and some random guy walked by, and said this. "No, it wasn't a fight. He just punched him in the face." like my friends t- shirt: no i didn't slap you, i just hi fived your face...!! it's not really an over heard, but an over did... walking round shop with little girl, her: skip with me me: i can't i'm too tired her: skip with me me: no, and you can't make me her: *kicks me really hard in the ankel so hopping round* me: oww her: made you skip... mum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayler Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 like my friends t- shirt: no i didn't slap you, i just hi fived your face...!! it's not really an over heard, but an over did... walking round shop with little girl, her: skip with me me: i can't i'm too tired her: skip with me me: no, and you can't make me her: *kicks me really hard in the ankel so hopping round* me: oww her: made you skip... mum: would i be a really bad person if i said i laughed really hard at that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 would i be a really bad person if i said i laughed really hard at that? yeah of course you would:shun: no silly, it was just pure shock, i didn't expect her to do it! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 "They're stone hard when they come" my Bio teacher said that. I wasn't paying attention so I don't know what came before that and I stopped listening after he said it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayler Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 yeah of course you would:shun: no silly, it was just pure shock, i didn't expect her to do it! lol awwwww bless some children are so clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alice.loves.mika Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 "Yes, of course you can construct a pigeon orchestra with me." No idea who it was, but he sure was crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikutukumimika Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Something I heard just a few seconds ago: Man: Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho ... SANDER!!! Other Man (I think Sander is his name. ): .. Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 lol to all the above! to mum : hey how awesome is this? mum : what? me: my knickers and jeans are getting on with each other!! mum : what ARE you on about?? me: I FEEL LIKE I HAVE NO KNICKERS ON!!! man on phone walks past and looks at me like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I overheard some random person say this today. "Is she going to kiss you? Uhhh...no!" Dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinghorse83 Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I just heard my brother and my cousin (whos staying at mine, they're the same age) through the window. They're standing out on the lawn trying to get the lawnmower to work. Brother; I tried and tried and i fixed the fuel and checked the spark plug but it keeps turning itself off after two minutes and I DONT KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS BLABLABLA Cousin; .. did you try pushstarting it? Brother; OF COURSE I DID! wait.. YOU CANT PUSHSTART LAWNMOWERS!! *brother chases cousin down the road* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 *just woke up, mum drying hair, brother talking to her* bro: why won't you just come downstairs with me? mum: i'm kinda busy right now! bro: so you don't want to say bye to me when i gotta walk all the way to school mum: i'll be down when i finish drying my hair, hang on bro: aarrrh, YOU'RE AS STUBBORN AS MY HAIR!!!!! me: *at work, i usually sing into the fridges. at time i was singing to bon jovi* customer: 'cuse me love me: sorry can i help? customer: yeah *staring at me* *i start getting worried i did something wrong* customer: are you singing into that fridge coz the acoustics are better than just sing in normal air? me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 *just woke up, mum drying hair, brother talking to her* bro: why won't you just come downstairs with me? mum: i'm kinda busy right now! bro: so you don't want to say bye to me when i gotta walk all the way to school mum: i'll be down when i finish drying my hair, hang on bro: aarrrh, YOU'RE AS STUBBORN AS MY HAIR!!!!! me: *at work, i usually sing into the fridges. at time i was singing to bon jovi* customer: 'cuse me love me: sorry can i help? customer: yeah *staring at me* *i start getting worried i did something wrong* customer: are you singing into that fridge coz the acoustics are better than just sing in normal air? me: hi honey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 hi honey! hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 me: aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh, varucas in my ears!!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- *whilst talking to a guy at work, who i wanted to noticed me, trying to make a good first impression but he sits on a hot side* me: did you know that if you sit on that for too long, you'll get piles? oh, and i'm helen him: me: -------------------------------------------------------------------------- mum: yes that's cider me: and it's lovely, oh let me stop dribling oh today has been a day!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 me: aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh, varucas in my ears!!!!!!!-------------------------------------------------------------------------- *whilst talking to a guy at work, who i wanted to noticed me, trying to make a good first impression but he sits on a hot side* me: did you know that if you sit on that for too long, you'll get piles? oh, and i'm helen him: me: -------------------------------------------------------------------------- mum: yes that's cider me: and it's lovely, oh let me stop dribling oh today has been a day!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
77red Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 "This one doesn't have a head for some reason!" (I think he was talking about a grasshopper) "He's a strange ranger." (My friend, about another friend) "But that tumor has rights!!!" (My English teacher) "Besides the excruciating pain, that would be the coolest way to die!" (I don't remember what it actually was) Also, my Calculus teacher when my friend and I were blowing bubbles in his class: "Put it away! This isn't English class!" (Needless to say, we blew bubbles during English later that day) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 "This one doesn't have a head for some reason!" (I think he was talking about a grasshopper) "He's a strange ranger." (My friend, about another friend) "But that tumor has rights!!!" (My English teacher) "Besides the excruciating pain, that would be the coolest way to die!" (I don't remember what it actually was) Also, my Calculus teacher when my friend and I were blowing bubbles in his class: "Put it away! This isn't English class!" (Needless to say, we blew bubbles during English later that day) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 I went out to dinner with some people from school. Him: Louise? Me: Yes? Him: Can you pull my meat? Me: Okay. Him: You have to pull the skin off my meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted October 4, 2009 Author Share Posted October 4, 2009 I went out to dinner with some people from school. Him: Louise? Me: Yes? Him: Can you pull my meat? Me: Okay. Him: You have to pull the skin off my meat. Oh dear ----- Today at Rite Aid: Lady: *drops something* Uh oh, spaghettios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Oh dear ----- Today at Rite Aid: Lady: *drops something* Uh oh, spaghettios The jokes the guys were saying afterwards. *shakes head* Ahh, that's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SashaX Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 "This one doesn't have a head for some reason!" (I think he was talking about a grasshopper) "He's a strange ranger." (My friend, about another friend) "But that tumor has rights!!!" (My English teacher) "Besides the excruciating pain, that would be the coolest way to die!" (I don't remember what it actually was) Also, my Calculus teacher when my friend and I were blowing bubbles in his class: "Put it away! This isn't English class!" (Needless to say, we blew bubbles during English later that day) Hehe I'm also always blowing bubbles at school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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