hunnyangel Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 mum: dad's got a new job brother: oh that's cool what is it mum: he's going to work at a CAR auction brother: what will he sell then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 mum: dad's got a new jobbrother: oh that's cool what is it mum: he's going to work at a CAR auction brother: what will he sell then? That's awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 this is my favourite thread at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 this is my favourite thread at the moment SOUPDRAGON!!! sorry... i love it here too it's been quiet for a while though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 SOUPDRAGON!!! sorry... i love it here too it's been quiet for a while though i loved the clangers... and still do!! while at work today: girl: it was soo sweet dad: yeah, it was great:blink: girl: i really wanted to hold it and keep it for myself dad: it wasn't that great girl: well you're a poo head that doesn't love nuff- in:sneaky2: *dad looks at her, shocked* dad: for the last time lucy... it was a damn rock!! me and work college: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Me: What's that for? Mom: It's to feed the squirrels. Me: What do you feed the squirrels? Mom: Peanuts. They say don't feed the squirrels. They can't tell me what to f**king do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayler Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Me: What's that for?Mom: It's to feed the squirrels. Me: What do you feed the squirrels? Mom: Peanuts. They say don't feed the squirrels. They can't tell me what to f**king do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted September 19, 2009 Author Share Posted September 19, 2009 Me: What's that for?Mom: It's to feed the squirrels. Me: What do you feed the squirrels? Mom: Peanuts. They say don't feed the squirrels. They can't tell me what to f**king do. That's so amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicfreak Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 These are great!! I'll definitely try to think of some I've heard:naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayler Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 i can't remember any Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
77red Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Ha! I have a lot of these: I just write it down in my agenda at school whenever I hear something funny. Here are some random ones- Strange 9th graders at lunch: "Paul, do you want to be the baton girl?" My English Teacher: "That's great, because I'm also a nuclear physicist!" Class: (later that class period) My Friend: "You should listen to my sister. She talks to Steak!" Teacher: "THE MEAT WHISPERER!!!" The class: Also, two boys in my calculus class one morning, on the subject of a pink shirt they had been taking turns wearing over the past few days: B: "We should both wear the shirt. At the same time." K: "It wouldn't fit!" B: "We'll see about that!" *tries to grab the shirt* K: "QUIT TRYING TO TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayler Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Ha! I have a lot of these: I just write it down in my agenda at school whenever I hear something funny. Here are some random ones- Strange 9th graders at lunch: "Paul, do you want to be the baton girl?" My English Teacher: "That's great, because I'm also a nuclear physicist!" Class: (later that class period) My Friend: "You should listen to my sister. She talks to Steak!" Teacher: "THE MEAT WHISPERER!!!" The class: Also, two boys in my calculus class one morning, on the subject of a pink shirt they had been taking turns wearing over the past few days: B: "We should both wear the shirt. At the same time." K: "It wouldn't fit!" B: "We'll see about that!" *tries to grab the shirt* K: "QUIT TRYING TO TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Ha! I have a lot of these: I just write it down in my agenda at school whenever I hear something funny. Here are some random ones- Strange 9th graders at lunch: "Paul, do you want to be the baton girl?" My English Teacher: "That's great, because I'm also a nuclear physicist!" Class: (later that class period) My Friend: "You should listen to my sister. She talks to Steak!" Teacher: "THE MEAT WHISPERER!!!" The class: Also, two boys in my calculus class one morning, on the subject of a pink shirt they had been taking turns wearing over the past few days: B: "We should both wear the shirt. At the same time." K: "It wouldn't fit!" B: "We'll see about that!" *tries to grab the shirt* K: "QUIT TRYING TO TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SashaX Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Ha! I have a lot of these: I just write it down in my agenda at school whenever I hear something funny. Here are some random ones- Strange 9th graders at lunch: "Paul, do you want to be the baton girl?" My English Teacher: "That's great, because I'm also a nuclear physicist!" Class: (later that class period) My Friend: "You should listen to my sister. She talks to Steak!" Teacher: "THE MEAT WHISPERER!!!" The class: Also, two boys in my calculus class one morning, on the subject of a pink shirt they had been taking turns wearing over the past few days: B: "We should both wear the shirt. At the same time." K: "It wouldn't fit!" B: "We'll see about that!" *tries to grab the shirt* K: "QUIT TRYING TO TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 hehehe these are great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Let me explain: this was in 9th, or 10th, grade. My friend and I were in the school library waiting for the computers to load (these were the old ones, before the new ones came) to work on an assignment. Me: Ugh! The computers are taking so long to load! Friend: Louise, just give it a sec. Me: I've given it enough secs already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
77red Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Let me explain: this was in 9th, or 10th, grade. My friend and I were in the school library waiting for the computers to load (these were the old ones, before the new ones came) to work on an assignment. Me: Ugh! The computers are taking so long to load! Friend: Louise, just give it a sec. Me: I've given it enough secs already! Nice! That's hilarious. Speaking of computers and, er, secs, here was a random conversation snippet between two of my friends last year: E: "You essentially rape my computer and then just walk away?" M: "That's what you do when you rape things!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 (short explaination first) *walking home from town, see a bus, behind bus is a motor bike so looks like the bus is super fast* older man to wife: i don't wanna get on that bus wife: why not man: coz i might get to the destination on time... *me behind them* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 We were eating curry for dinner at the dinner table. While cutting his food, some of my dad's food must have accidentaly went into my mom's eye. Mom: Ow! There's curry in my eye! Dad is trying to kill me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I don't know the story behind this. I was just sitting innocently on my computer Dad: It doesn't go any deeper than that! mom: Well why not? Dad: It just doesn't! You don't want me to break it do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I don't know the story behind this. I was just sitting innocently on my computer Dad: It doesn't go any deeper than that! mom: Well why not? Dad: It just doesn't! You don't want me to break it do you? That's hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhMyMika!! Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 OMG i'm loving this thread! Okay, today i'm sitting in cafeteria ppl are having a convo about Senior Sail on november and they are discussing how the bad weather is gonna **** up the day on the boat...the other friend () went: *: but we won't be all wet and stuff we can go inside! -: yeah but there'll be like 500 ppl and what's the fun then... *: well what's wrong with indoors? -: we don't go on a ****ing boat to stay inside! *: ohhh so we're going on a boat! a yacht probably...! -: WOW! it's called senior SAIL! *: i thought it was somewhere near the water... -: essentials for life... essentials refers to Math essentials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SashaX Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 This afternoon I was listening to TBWKTM. It was very loud and so my mother was listening too Me: "So you don't want to come to a concert with me, huh? Mika is awesome live! You'd like him for sure! :wub2:" Mom: "Oh yes...maybe....but I won't be too old for that? I mean I'm not a teenager with all this craziness and joy and all this madness at concerts is.." *starts 'Dr. John'* Mom: " Oohhh how I love his falsetto! *claps hands* Makes me want to cuddle him, just like a mother, you know what I mean?!? *smiles in a scary way * Me: ":shocked: Oh yeah you're definately too grown-up and serious...you don't react like a teenager at all forget it :teehee:" Mom : *giggles* :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 This afternoon I was listening to TBWKTM.It was very loud and so my mother was listening too Me: "So you don't want to come to a concert with me, huh? Mika is awesome live! You'd like him for sure! :wub2:" Mom: "Oh yes...maybe....but I won't be too old for that? I mean I'm not a teenager with all this craziness and joy and all this madness at concerts is.." *starts 'Dr. John'* Mom: " Oohhh how I love his falsetto! *claps hands* Makes me want to cuddle him, just like a mother, you know what I mean?!? *smiles in a scary way * Me: ":shocked: Oh yeah you're definately too grown-up and serious...you don't react like a teenager at all forget it :teehee:" Mom : *giggles* :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxmika-maddo-joxx Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 This afternoon I was listening to TBWKTM.It was very loud and so my mother was listening too Me: "So you don't want to come to a concert with me, huh? Mika is awesome live! You'd like him for sure! :wub2:" Mom: "Oh yes...maybe....but I won't be too old for that? I mean I'm not a teenager with all this craziness and joy and all this madness at concerts is.." *starts 'Dr. John'* Mom: " Oohhh how I love his falsetto! *claps hands* Makes me want to cuddle him, just like a mother, you know what I mean?!? *smiles in a scary way * Me: ":shocked: Oh yeah you're definately too grown-up and serious...you don't react like a teenager at all forget it :teehee:" Mom : *giggles* :roftl: Hahaaha! My mom has an obsession with Rain.... and so does one of my friends! So everytime she calls my housephone my mom picks up and has a conversation over it so funny! I was in class and this guy infront of me randomly went "aaaah theres an elephant on my head, get offf me get off mee!" :roftl: what the hell?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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