Nollaig Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Mom: Can you pass me the bacon.Brother: What's the magic word? Mom: F**k you. Haha that's brilliant! Sounds like something my dad would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 Mom: Can you pass me the bacon.Brother: What's the magic word? Mom: F**k you. I want to meet your mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Haha that's brilliant! Sounds like something my dad would say. They'd be good friends then. I want to meet your mom Thanks. She'd chat you up, she does that to people she doesn't even know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MannyCulpena Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 oh my my guys... i haven't stopped laughing, mum keeps looking at me odd *while at work and talking about mika* *- when i heard his first song i thought what the hell me- why? *- i could be brown i could be blue, and i like violet pie, i mean what the heck does that have to do with the song? what is violet pie anyway... d'you rekon it's nice? me- *later* *- well to be quite frank, i think you need to be locked in your room coz you're a complete nut case, oh and take the mika bloke too, maybe he'll share his violet pie the mad man me- *on the floor dieing of laughing too hard* That killed me! And remined me of someoneelse post in some other thread about a mum or a friend that heard "cuz its all in the hands of a pizza pizza man":roftl: And my mum last night after listening to BIOTG Mum:Well...uh..Mika got..eh...dirty Me:huh?(inside my head: I know that) Mum:"Always looking for an ass to grab?" Took me a while to understand she ment "always looking for an axe to grind:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Mum:"Always looking for an ass to grab?" Took me a while to understand she ment "always looking for an axe to grind:roftl: I think it sounds/sounded like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MannyCulpena Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I think it sounds/sounded like that. haha I know! I did listen to the song again and admited to my mum sit sound like that And since then I sing it just for fun Its like in lollipop: instead of bore I sing wh**e:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 haha I know! I did listen to the song again and admited to my mum sit sound like thatAnd since then I sing it just for fun Its like in lollipop: instead of bore I sing wh**e:roftl: Nice! Oh, but that's the only proper version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 That killed me!And remined me of someonelse post in some other thread about a mum or a friend that heard "cuz its all in the hands of a pizza pizza man":roftl: i used to think that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MannyCulpena Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 i used to think that... awww dont worry its ok! i used to think ALOT of stuff i cant rwemmember now till i checked the lyrics:roftl:some of them WERE funny:aah: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 awww dont worry its ok! i used to think ALOT of stuff i cant rwemmember now till i checked the lyrics:roftl:some of them WERE funny:aah: i think now that it suits him considering the stories behind some of the other songs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MannyCulpena Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 i think now that it suits him considering the stories behind some of the other songs... haha probably youre right!:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 *whilst getting ready to go out mum wants something to eat* mum: d'you fancy 'alf-a bar, h? me: oh yes he's absolutly gorgous and so damn delicious, you know i could have him all day long mum: you scatty cow i meant half a cereal bar *latter at shop* mum:d'you fancy 'alf- a stick? me: no, not as much as i love arther bar, coz he's sweeter and yummy, but between you and me, i'll only have him when arther bar is gone mum:loco: *talking to a little girl we look after* me: doesn't that pig cup look cool? r: pig cup, pig cup, pig cup me: pig cup, pig cup, pig cup r: pig cup, pig cup, pig cup me: pig cup, pig cup, pig cup r: yoghurt. me: mum: that bread smells nice r: she smells of peacocks *pointing at me* me and mum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 *whilst getting ready to go out mum wants something to eat* mum: d'you fancy 'alf-a bar, h? me: oh yes he's absolutly gorgous and so damn delicious, you know i could have him all day long mum: you scatty cow i meant half a cereal bar *latter at shop* mum:d'you fancy 'alf- a stick? me: no, not as much as i love arther bar, coz he's sweeter and yummy, but between you and me, i'll only have him when arther bar is gone mum:loco: *talking to a little girl we look after* me: doesn't that pig cup look cool? r: pig cup, pig cup, pig cup me: pig cup, pig cup, pig cup r: pig cup, pig cup, pig cup me: pig cup, pig cup, pig cup r: yoghurt. me: mum: that bread smells nice r: she smells of peacocks *pointing at me* me and mum: :lmfao: *IN CAFE, BEEN SERVED. RECIEVED CHOCOLATE CAKE* Me : *takes a bite* It tastes like christmas! Mum : *takes a bite* Me : Doesn't it?!?! Mum : tastes like chocolate cake to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 :lmfao: *IN CAFE, BEEN SERVED. RECIEVED CHOCOLATE CAKE* Me : *takes a bite* It tastes like christmas! Mum : *takes a bite* Me : Doesn't it?!?! Mum : tastes like chocolate cake to me... lol!! love it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 lol!! love it!! i was actually serious as well. it really did!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nollaig Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Pig cup, Pig cup. Pig cup, Pig cup. Yoghurt. That cracked me up, I love randomness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 i was actually serious as well. it really did!!! oh i love it when food tastes of something else!!!!! Pig cup, Pig cup.Pig cup, Pig cup. Yoghurt. That cracked me up, I love randomness. there were loads of oldies around us when she said it and even they couldn't help but laugh, and the little girl didn't understand what was so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 oh i love it when food tastes of something else!!!!! there were loads of oldies around us when she said it and even they couldn't help but laugh, and the little girl didn't understand what was so funny it was funny... my mum's used to my weirdness though so she didn't really mind... :roftl: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 it was funny... my mum's used to my weirdness though so she didn't really mind... :roftl: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :roftl: has your mum ever walked into your bedroom while your jumpping around on the bed, hair brush singing and then says "well i can see your a little busy right now, i'll come back a bit later?":roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 has your mum ever walked into your bedroom while your jumpping around on the bed, hair brush singing and then says"well i can see your a little busy right now, i'll come back a bit later?":roftl: i don't do that very often... but she does ask about Mika quite often... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 i don't do that very often... but she does ask about Mika quite often... lol, i love it when she does that, right when i bust some awesome moves, and usually end up breaking something!!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala_lollies44 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Here's the conversation between my sister and my mom that I walked in on: M: How old are they? S: 85 M: And they still do that? S: Yeah, and they are so loud! M: Really? S: Everyone in the neighborhood can hear them. M: That's so funny. S: Last night they were doing it with another old couple. Me: What are you guys talking about? M: The 85 year-old couple that lives next door to your sister have loud karaoke parties every weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Here's the conversation between my sister and my mom that I walked in on: M: How old are they? S: 85 M: And they still do that? S: Yeah, and they are so loud! M: Really? S: Everyone in the neighborhood can hear them. M: That's so funny. S: Last night they were doing it with another old couple. Me: What are you guys talking about? M: The 85 year-old couple that lives next door to your sister have loud karaoke parties every weekend. :lmfao::lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Here's the conversation between my sister and my mom that I walked in on: M: How old are they? S: 85 M: And they still do that? S: Yeah, and they are so loud! M: Really? S: Everyone in the neighborhood can hear them. M: That's so funny. S: Last night they were doing it with another old couple. Me: What are you guys talking about? M: The 85 year-old couple that lives next door to your sister have loud karaoke parties every weekend. well, i thought the same as you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 well, i thought the same as you + 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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