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Da Conspiracy Theory Thread: We are not who you think we are!


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So that's how it goes....

 

Mika himself says it so, we are not what we think we are, we are, indeed, someone else, and everything is getting veryyyyyyyyyyyyy suspicious....

 

Ever since i joined the MFC i always knew there was a Conspiracy Theory going:

 

For instance:

 

Babs - we all know Babs is Mika...But then there are another 100 peeps who are Mika here...We'll get there later...:mf_rosetinted:

 

DA is Mika, too, who else would make so many snaps of h own bum????

 

Mellody - We all now have proof mellody is Mika's gf, did you all read the interview where he said I'm a sucker whore for melody? I'm a sucker for melody? Well, that's her...:mf_rosetinted:

 

Freddie - Mrs. P., of course, who else? See next pages where the fraud is exposed....

 

Deb - Mr. P. (See why on the next pages, this is all a plot)

 

Christine, Mana, Guy - da Mikettes undercover...

 

Christine is DaWack

Mana is Zuleika

Guy is Paloma (tell you how i found it later)

 

Da Toastah is Mika's cleaning lady (who else would trip so much in the power plug when vaccuing?)

 

Jonah - Mika's hairdresser, he's defo working at L'Oreal...

 

Kodes - Mika's accountant (he publishes Mika so much all over, and gives him so many Kudos he must be it i'm sure)

 

the rest of the mods - Mika Team (and it can be specified, specially BS who has a very secret task)

 

And a lot more we can try to solve in this thread...

 

If moddies dont' close it right now and get me arrested for declared insanity after almost 2 years in this joint....:lmfao:

 

Take a look if you dare (or is crazeee enough to do it)...

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So mellody is dating Babs? :blink:

 

This could get veeeery interesting next time they're at a gig together. :punk:

 

Mellody's dating babs who's dating Droopsy who works at MikaTeam's PR dept who dates Nono who is Greg Wells...

 

:shocked:

 

What gave me away?!

 

:lmao:

 

Your american and you like Disney, what else???:mf_rosetinted::roftl::roftl::roftl:

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Mellody's dating babs who's dating Droopsy who works at MikaTeam's PR dept who dates Nono who is Greg Wells...

 

 

 

Your american and you like Disney, what else???:mf_rosetinted::roftl::roftl::roftl:

 

So wait, I'm dating Mika and Greg Wells? Boy, I'm a busy bee :teehee: But hey, I'm cool with it :smoke:

 

 

Kodes - Mika's accountant

 

 

Edit: I just saw this :lmao: I'm sure he'll be delighted to find out :lmao:

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what about you??? :mf_rosetinted:

 

Hmmm...ahemmm...cough, cough...I am Gertrude! Wouf!

 

*subscribes*

 

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This will get better than the Brady Bunch, you'll see...

 

:lmfao:

This is great!

 

We needed a MFC soap opera...

 

my only question is what makes your think i'm the hairdresser? haha

 

You have to, i was in a rush...:roftl:

Besides, you sound like a L'Oreal expert to me , Jonah...:roftl:

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Hmmmmmmm.........Interrrrrrrresting..... *scratches chin*.......I always suspected that there was a lot going on here, but it all seems a lot clearer now......:naughty:

 

Don't come here all birds and butterflies, Missy, we all know your that Hoolbrokez cousin of him who sings at the studio vlogs...

 

Whose name i cannot remember right now...you, you, Lollipop Girl!:sneaky2:

 

:biggrin2:

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Hmmm...ahemmm...cough, cough...I am Gertrude! Wouf!

 

 

You have to, i was in a rush...:roftl:

Besides, you sound like a L'Oreal expert to me , Jonah...:roftl:

 

 

haha it's true she hides under the piano with michael buble all the time.

 

hahaha! ah! yes! i can tell you more about any dye you ever cared to know about. haha.

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So wait, I'm dating Mika and Greg Wells? Boy, I'm a busy bee :teehee: But hey, I'm cool with it

 

Edit: I just saw this I'm sure he'll be delighted to find out :lmao:

 

Duh! Of course you are...if not, how would you manage to have quick access to all Mika's new interviews faster than anyone else in here????:mf_rosetinted:

 

This thread in itsself is a conspiracy, everyone on the list are friends,

 

Exclusive MFC content - club

 

Oh, shut up, you know perfectly well we all know you are Gaga!:sneaky2:

 

:biggrin2:

 

Finaaalllyy! What breed are you? Quick! Post us a pic of yourself!

:mf_rosetinted::naughty:

 

Uhhhh, one of those bizkit ones....

 

Ah, I know, Chewbacca breed...:roftl:

 

Wouf? Is Gertrude a french dog? :roftl:

 

Ouais!

Mika m'a achetee en france, merde! :lmfao:

 

haha it's true she hides under the piano with michael buble all the time.

 

hahaha! ah! yes! i can tell you more about any dye you ever cared to know about. haha.

 

Yeah i spend my days catching my flees and snogging Buble at the same time under the grand piano Babs plays...:roftl:

 

I need that, my chewbacca fur is kinda ****ty these days...

Babs doesn't like to spend much money on pups food...:no:

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Don't come here all birds and butterflies, Missy, we all know your that Hoolbrokez cousin of him who sings at the studio vlogs...

 

Whose name i cannot remember right now...you, you, Lollipop Girl!:sneaky2:

 

:biggrin2:

 

You blew my cover :mf_lustslow: I am Audrey, yes, but I was trying to pretend to be older :mf_rosetinted:. Took me TONS of makeup to appear much older every time other mfc'ers saw me; phew, what a relief it will be to stop that :naughty:.

 

 

Wouf? Is Gertrude a french dog? :roftl:

 

:lmao::lmfao:

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Yeah i spend my days catching my flees and snogging Buble at the same time under the grand piano Babs plays...:roftl:

 

I need that, my chewbacca fur is kinda ****ty these days...

Babs doesn't like to spend much money on pups food...:no:

 

 

hahaha. i'll bring you some good moisturizer in the morning gertie.

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hahaha. i'll bring you some good moisturizer in the morning gertie.

 

lol one's coat can never be too silky for michael buble

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