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Da Conspiracy Theory Thread: We are not who you think we are!


willywonka

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Hey Wonka, are you giving away Gaga's secret MFC-identity too? And Adele's?

 

Gaga was revealed to us a few pages ago :naughty:

This thread in itsself is a conspiracy, everyone on the list are friends, :mf_rosetinted:

 

Exclusive MFC content - club :shun:

 

 

 

 

Oh, shut up, you know perfectly well we all know you are Gaga!:sneaky2:

 

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So true.

And I have no comment.

Far too busy this week.

 

Preparing a tour is harsh, right?:biggrin2:

 

That's no wig, it's just clever styling by cliffpat. :thumb_yello:

 

Right Jonah from l'Oreal does John, too, of course...

 

:jawdrop:

 

How dare you ?

You won't have any free shoes anymore my dear ! And I know how you love my special collection for french dogs, isn't it Gertrude ? :das:

 

Zoot! There goes my free Loubouts!:sneaky2:

 

Hey Wonka, are you giving away Gaga's secret MFC-identity too? And Adele's?

 

Look down, John...

 

:yikes:

 

you know nothing... :shun:

 

 

:glasses2:

 

Who else but Adele?

Suz has always been obssessed with pavements....:biggrin2:

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my bf's currently busy with his peaceful underwear, so i have time to post. :bleh:

 

Nopes, Ella's already taken, and there's no horsie in Mikaland...

 

how about the donkey then? :naughty:

 

I love this thread!

 

But who's Jimmy? Who's Dave?

 

Wonka alias GaGa, it's:lmao:

 

 

Apparently, I am the only fan here, the only one to be who/what you think I am :biggrin2:

 

jimmy+dave (sunshine) have been revealed earlier in this thread too.

 

yes, i was already wondering whether there still are any fans on here or whether we should rename this site to "the mika+family+friends+team club". :naughty:

 

btw, who's ian mckellan? :teehee:

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So that's how it goes....

 

Mika himself says it so, we are not what we think we are, we are, indeed, someone else, and everything is getting veryyyyyyyyyyyyy suspicious....

 

Ever since i joined the MFC i always knew there was a Conspiracy Theory going:

 

For instance:

 

Babs - we all know Babs is Mika...But then there are another 100 peeps who are Mika here...We'll get there later...:mf_rosetinted:

 

DA is Mika, too, who else would make so many snaps of h own bum????

 

Mellody - We all now have proof mellody is Mika's gf, did you all read the interview where he said I'm a sucker whore for melody? I'm a sucker for melody? Well, that's her...:mf_rosetinted:

 

Freddie - Mrs. P., of course, who else? See next pages where the fraud is exposed....

 

Deb - Mr. P. (See why on the next pages, this is all a plot)

 

Christine, Mana, Guy - da Mikettes undercover...

 

Christine is DaWack

Mana is Zuleika

Guy is Paloma (tell you how i found it later)

 

Da Toastah is Mika's cleaning lady (who else would trip so much in the power plug when vaccuing?)

 

Jonah - Mika's hairdresser, he's defo working at L'Oreal...

 

Kodes - Mika's accountant (he publishes Mika so much all over, and gives him so many Kudos he must be it i'm sure)

 

the rest of the mods - Mika Team (and it can be specified, specially BS who has a very secret task)

 

And a lot more we can try to solve in this thread...

 

If moddies dont' close it right now and get me arrested for declared insanity after almost 2 years in this joint....:lmfao:

 

Take a look if you dare (or is crazeee enough to do it)...

 

It all makes sense Wonka!... And you're an undercover agent finding the truth out behind MFC.. :lmfao:

 

It's kinda like I'm the secret love child of Mika's... :mf_rosetinted:

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