bopsterjazz Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 (calls Mika) Me: Man oh man oh man oh man!!! Mika: What?! Me: The cops, man! They've searched my closet thinking I'm holding a prisoner in there and then, just now, they nearly killed me! I was on a sidewalk, man! A SIDEWALK! He was in a car! Going 80! On a SIDEWALK! Mika: Relax, take it easy! Me: Don't quote yourself at me! This is serious shiz, man! I saw my whole life flash before my eyes! I jumped in the grass, but, what if they're after me, bro? What if they saw my laundry and decided it was high time I went into custody?! I can't live my life on the run! I'm just a kid! I have dreams and ambitions! Mika: How old-manish can you look? Me: Well, pretty darn. Mika: Come be in my video! My fans can't possibly think it's me if it's you! Me: Will you pay me? Mika: I'll pay you with a hideout. Whaddya say? Me: Heck yes! Mika: JJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! Get a sleeping bag! I just got free labor!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 (calls Mika) Me: Man oh man oh man oh man!!! Mika: What?! Me: The cops, man! They've searched my closet thinking I'm holding a prisoner in there and then, just now, they nearly killed me! I was on a sidewalk, man! A SIDEWALK! He was in a car! Going 80! On a SIDEWALK! Mika: Relax, take it easy! Me: Don't quote yourself at me! This is serious shiz, man! I saw my whole life flash before my eyes! I jumped in the grass, but, what if they're after me, bro? What if they saw my laundry and decided it was high time I went into custody?! I can't live my life on the run! I'm just a kid! I have dreams and ambitions! Mika: How old-manish can you look? Me: Well, pretty darn. Mika: Come be in my video! My fans can't possibly think it's me if it's you! Me: Will you pay me? Mika: I'll pay you with a hideout. Whaddya say? Me: Heck yes! Mika: JJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! Get a sleeping bag! I just got free labor!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kreacher Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 (calls Mika) Me: Man oh man oh man oh man!!! Mika: What?! Me: The cops, man! They've searched my closet thinking I'm holding a prisoner in there and then, just now, they nearly killed me! I was on a sidewalk, man! A SIDEWALK! He was in a car! Going 80! On a SIDEWALK! Mika: Relax, take it easy! Me: Don't quote yourself at me! This is serious shiz, man! I saw my whole life flash before my eyes! I jumped in the grass, but, what if they're after me, bro? What if they saw my laundry and decided it was high time I went into custody?! I can't live my life on the run! I'm just a kid! I have dreams and ambitions! Mika: How old-manish can you look? Me: Well, pretty darn. Mika: Come be in my video! My fans can't possibly think it's me if it's you! Me: Will you pay me? Mika: I'll pay you with a hideout. Whaddya say? Me: Heck yes! Mika: JJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! Get a sleeping bag! I just got free labor!!! i love how a lot of them end with "JOOOOOOOHN" i can totally picture Mika saying that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted September 17, 2011 Author Share Posted September 17, 2011 *calls mika* me: yo, so i got my halloween costume.. im getting dressed as LuLuvMi doll:mf_rosetinted: mika: me: hes travelling all around London, great job really:mf_rosetinted: thats all *hangs up* mika: joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhnnnnnnnn, make sure no 5 foot tall LuvLuvMi gets in my luggages to Korea!!!!!! John:... oh... erm... ok... *opens suitcases* im sorry girls, he found out about that... youll need to get out... *11 fangurls getting out of luggages*: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 *calls mika*me: yo, so i got my halloween costume.. im getting dressed as LuLuvMi doll:mf_rosetinted: mika: me: hes travelling all around London, great job really:mf_rosetinted: thats all *hangs up* mika: joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhnnnnnnnn, make sure no 5 foot tall LuvLuvMi gets in my luggages to Korea!!!!!! John:... oh... erm... ok... *opens suitcases* im sorry girls, he found out about that... youll need to get out... *11 fangurls getting out of luggages*: ROXY I missed this so much!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippieibbie Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 *calls mika*me: yo, so i got my halloween costume.. im getting dressed as LuLuvMi doll:mf_rosetinted: mika: me: hes travelling all around London, great job really:mf_rosetinted: thats all *hangs up* mika: joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhnnnnnnnn, make sure no 5 foot tall LuvLuvMi gets in my luggages to Korea!!!!!! John:... oh... erm... ok... *opens suitcases* im sorry girls, he found out about that... youll need to get out... *11 fangurls getting out of luggages*: 11?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted September 17, 2011 Author Share Posted September 17, 2011 ROXY I missed this so much!!!! ive been so busy lately:teehee: im sure mika missed me too *coughs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted September 17, 2011 Author Share Posted September 17, 2011 11?! yes.. not 10 not 12 .. 11 fangurls always come in groups of 11... i thought everyone knew that:mf_rosetinted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippieibbie Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 yes.. not 10 not 12 .. 11fangurls always come in groups of 11... i thought everyone knew that:mf_rosetinted: Random! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 ive been so busy lately:teehee: im sure mika missed me too *coughs* No, he'd miss you if you've been sitting on his lap for 2 years now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted September 17, 2011 Author Share Posted September 17, 2011 Random! maybe:mf_rosetinted: No, he'd miss you if you've been sitting on his lap for 2 years now... tell us about your experienc then... How was it to sit on his lap for 2 years? Did you feel closer to him? Did he share his deepest secrets with you... but most importantly, why the hell did u tell him to write BITOW? *shoves mic in your face* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 maybe:mf_rosetinted: tell us about your experienc then... How was it to sit on his lap for 2 years? Did you feel closer to him? Did he share his deepest secrets with you... but most importantly, why the hell did u tell him to write BITOW? *shoves mic in your face* Nope, none of that... I didn't feel closer to him, because his legs are loooong... He didn't share anything with me except for his smell, which is not bearable at all coz he doesn't shower much... It wasn't me who told him to write BITOW... It was Ida, she's a show off and she's been away from the stages for long... *and keep that mic outta my face* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nenartus Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Nope, none of that...I didn't feel closer to him, because his legs are loooong... He didn't share anything with me except for his smell, which is not bearable at all coz he doesn't shower much... It wasn't me who told him to write BITOW... It was Ida, she's a show off and she's been away from the stages for long... *and keep that mic outta my face* Lucky you didn't sit on his shoulder for two years! He seems to wash his hair even less than he showers. And you would fall when he looks over his shoulder. I'm not sure that one foot boy is a good companion, so feel lucky you were on his lap. I hope you do not mind my asking, but where are you now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Lucky you didn't sit on his shoulder for two years! He seems to wash his hair even less than he showers. And you would fall when he looks over his shoulder. I'm not sure that one foot boy is a good companion, so feel lucky you were on his lap. I hope you do not mind my asking, but where are you now? If i'd tell you'd know more than me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 If i'd tell you'd know more than me... Wonka, your siggie! .. .. .. .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nenartus Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 If i'd tell you'd know more than me... WOW! That's serious! Maybe you should consult with one foot boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 (edited) WOW! That's serious! Maybe you should consult with one foot boy? Wot has House got to do with One Foot Boy???? Edit: Don't answer, i got it.... Edited September 18, 2011 by willywonka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nenartus Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Wonka: Hello, Dr House, I don’t know where I am. Dr House: Oh, Wonka, that’s you. Don’t worry, I don’t know either! Just take some Vicodine, and some alcohol, and ask Mika where you are. Wonka: Mika where am I? Mika: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN, call House and forbid him to advice my fans, they don’t know where they are! Wonka, we are in Korea now. Isn't he a sort of one foot boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Wonka: Hello, Dr House, I don’t know where I am.Dr House: Oh, Wonka, that’s you. Don’t worry, I don’t know either! Just take some Vicodine, and some alcohol, and ask Mika where you are. Wonka: Mika where am I? Mika: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN, call House and forbid him to advice my fans, they don’t know where they are! Wonka, we are in Korea now. *calling Mika* Me: Do you know what´s the date today? Mika: Uhm.. 18th of september? Me: Right. Do you know what does it mean? Mika: Yes I´m exactly 28 years and 1 month Me: ........... ............... *starts to cry and hangs up* Mika: John? Why is today that special? *john opens the MFC page* John: Who called you? Mika: That drawer. John: It´s her birthday. Mika: Oh no. ... *realizes* JOHN SEND HER SOMETHING SIGNED BY ME OR SHE WON´T GIVE ME ANOTHER COLLECTION OF 20 MIKAS!!!! : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nenartus Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 *calling Mika* Me: Do you know what´s the date today? Mika: Uhm.. 18th of september? Me: Right. Do you know what does it mean? Mika: Yes I´m exactly 28 years and 1 month Me: ........... ............... *starts to cry and hangs up* Mika: John? Why is today that special? *john opens the MFC page* John: Who called you? Mika: That drawer. John: It´s her birthday. Mika: Oh no. ... *realizes* JOHN SEND HER SOMETHING SIGNED BY ME OR SHE WON´T GIVE ME ANOTHER COLLECTION OF 20 MIKAS!!!! : Miss.roxy, it was a wonderful collection! Happy Birthday! I wish you have as many presents as this little smiley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njloverqoj Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 *calling Mika* Me: Do you know what´s the date today? Mika: Uhm.. 18th of september? Me: Right. Do you know what does it mean? Mika: Yes I´m exactly 28 years and 1 month Me: ........... ............... *starts to cry and hangs up* Mika: John? Why is today that special? *john opens the MFC page* John: Who called you? Mika: That drawer. John: It´s her birthday. Mika: Oh no. ... *realizes* JOHN SEND HER SOMETHING SIGNED BY ME OR SHE WON´T GIVE ME ANOTHER COLLECTION OF 20 MIKAS!!!! : MERCY UPON US ALL!!!! BTW happy birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerLujka Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 RING RING! Mika: Hello? G: Is that you on the phone? Mika: :box: G: Think you're clever, hey? Mika: G: You never say nothing at all!! Mika: G: YOUR TWEETER ACCOUNT! Mika: so that's what you were talking about! G: what did it look like?! Mika: well, you know, I thought you were just singing... G: wot? Mika: well, you know... Ring, Ring... G: that was the phone ringing... Mika: yeah, but you know... the song... G: ..... JOOOOOOHNNNNNNN, YOU GAVE ME MIKA'S NUMBER AGAIN, you know I wanted to talk to Jimmy! *hangs up* Mika: also: Happy Birthday Roxy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Thanks to all of you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atreyu Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Calls mika A: I love U!! M: A: Not you! U the song...underwater... M: not me? A: I...I mean, yeah sure, I love you too :rolls_eyes: M: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nenartus Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Calls mika A: I love U!! M: A: Not you! U the song...underwater... M: not me? A: I...I mean, yeah sure, I love you too :rolls_eyes: M: :lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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