RayaBadran Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 (edited) this one *calls Mika* Me: honey,are we getting married in Montreal? Mika: .....who are you? Me: you know,Rox could do a Maple Syrup cake... Mika: do I know you? Me: though NY is pretty too... Mika: are we speaking the same language??? Me: Ill let you decide the church. In the meantime Ill call Yasmine so she can help me to find a nice dress. Are your cousins from Lebannon attending? Mika: WTF? Me: We need to make a list. Mika: ......JOOOOOOOOOO.....wait....I also fired him........MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!! MamaP: YOU CANT GO KISSING GIRLS AND THEN LEAVING THEM!!! GO MARRY HER!!!!! Mika: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!! OMGosh that was funneh Edited May 13, 2012 by RayaBadran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ängi Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 this one *calls Mika* Me: honey,are we getting married in Montreal? Mika: .....who are you? Me: you know,Rox could do a Maple Syrup cake... Mika: do I know you? Me: though NY is pretty too... Mika: are we speaking the same language??? Me: Ill let you decide the church. In the meantime Ill call Yasmine so she can help me to find a nice dress. Are your cousins from Lebannon attending? Mika: WTF? Me: We need to make a list. Mika: ......JOOOOOOOOOO.....wait....I also fired him........MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!! MamaP: YOU CANT GO KISSING GIRLS AND THEN LEAVING THEM!!! GO MARRY HER!!!!! Mika: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!! :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Efriani Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 We are still doing fictinal crazy phone calls... just not here I have many of them in my fb, but sadly, they are not "random", all they appear because of a previous chat, or something like that, so, posting them here would be absurd, since you wouldn´t get the meaning... Still, I can copy and paste the last one here, for example... We want more, Rosa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikahepburn Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 We want more, Rosa Rosa the new fictional caller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Rosa the new fictional caller Am I just hired?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Efriani Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Am I just hired?? Of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milda Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Rosa the new fictional caller The new caller? I don't think so She's a legendary caller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikahepburn Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 The new caller? I don't think so She's a legendary caller damn I feel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamy_Queen Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Yes, really! I wonder, what about John! Did he fired him as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikahepburn Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Yes, really! I wonder, what about John! Did he fired him as well? And Andy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted May 14, 2012 Author Share Posted May 14, 2012 i miss you guys also!!! !! and WAIT WAS I JUST BEING REPLACED BY ROSA???!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!1 *calls mika* me: MIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY TRY TO PUSH ME AWAY FROM MY OWN PHONECALL THREAD!! mika:....... not her again.. me: AND IT MAKES ME SAD NOW! mika:..... i thought i blocked her number... me:... i can hear you, you know? mika: HI me: so.. what you been up to? cup of tea cup of tea, fire people, cup of tea...? mika:.. this is why i hate this thread.. me:.. anyways, doesnt matter, see that picture?? mika:.. what where? me:.. the one that a postman just delivered you.. mika:... *looks at mail* damn woman!!! youre insane!! me:. yes.. so.. thats me.. and you on stage... mika:.. great photoshop.. you have 3 arms on it.. me:.. doesnt matter.. SEE HOW GOOD WE LOOK!!! mika:... erm.. okay. O.o me: so i know youre coming to Montreal soon, and im ready for the auditions. mika: yeah yea.. WAIT!!! WHAT AUDITIONS??!!! me: to be your backup singer!!! I COULD BE BROOOOOOWN I COULD BE BLUUUE I COULD BE VIOLEEEEEEEEET SKYYYYYYYYY mika: o..m..g... *hangs up* JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN!!!!! GET EARPLUGS FOR ALL THE AUDIENCES!! John:.. sorry im fired man... Mika:.. DAMN!! *calls mika* me: I COULD BE YOU JOHN TOO!!!!!!! mika:... STOP LISTENING TO OUR CONVERSATIONS!! *hangs up* MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! SHE WANTS TO BE MY JOHN!!!! mamap: im not sure what it means honey, but i think you should get married before mika: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 And Andy... Andy is not fired at all. He is working on Mika´s project... and.... oh well... that´s all LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted May 14, 2012 Author Share Posted May 14, 2012 Andy is not fired at all. He is working on Mika´s project... and.... oh well... that´s all LOL he works on mikas TOOL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikahepburn Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 he works on mikas TOOL... oh is he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Don´t dare to me again Rox!! *ppps you a lot* *Mika at home* Mika: Mooooom!! i need help, please... take those sticks and pretend you are my drummer. Mama P: Mika: Yasmine, please... can you see that guitar? Take it and pretend you are Martin... Yasmine: Mika: Fortuneeeee!!! Fortuné: I know, I know.... I´ll be your backup singer... pfft.. Mika: Mama P: Mika, listen.. what do you want for dinner tonight?? Mika: NO WAY MOM!! YOU ARE MY DRUMMER NOW!! You need to say "whatdaya want 4 dinner 2night"? pfft... mom... I thought you knew how to be a drummer..... Mama P: Fortuné: ...how long do I need to be here?? Mika: ....why is your hair brown instead of pink? Fortuné: say what??? Mika:.... damn... I never thought it was going to be that difficult... ok... forget the pink... can you sing like Ida? Fortuné: as if I had swallow a stick? Mika: MFCers: Mika: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! John: *from Bora Bora* sorry... I won´t accept calls from my former boss... Mika: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Papa P: You sacked me too, Mika... can´t you remember?? Mika: ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 he works on mikas TOOL... Y U using capital letters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Efriani Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Don´t dare to me again Rox!! *ppps you a lot* *Mika at home* Mika: Mooooom!! i need help, please... take those sticks and pretend you are my drummer. Mama P: Mika: Yasmine, please... can you see that guitar? Take it and pretend you are Martin... Yasmine: Mika: Fortuneeeee!!! Fortuné: I know, I know.... I´ll be your backup singer... pfft.. Mika: Mama P: Mika, listen.. what do you want for dinner tonight?? Mika: NO WAY MOM!! YOU ARE MY DRUMMER NOW!! You need to say "whatdaya want 4 dinner 2night"? pfft... mom... I thought you knew how to be a drummer..... Mama P: Fortuné: ...how long do I need to be here?? Mika: ....why is your hair brown instead of pink? Fortuné: say what??? Mika:.... damn... I never thought it was going to be that difficult... ok... forget the pink... can you sing like Ida? Fortuné: as if I had swallow a stick? Mika: MFCers: Mika: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! John: *from Bora Bora* sorry... I won´t accept calls from my former boss... Mika: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Papa P: You sacked me too, Mika... can´t you remember?? Mika: ................ Bora Bora! I cant imagine how much Mika paid him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte_ Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Whaha! Oh how much I missed those phonecalls More more more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Whaha! Oh how much I missed those phonecalls More more more! Hey, you know? we are poor people, and Mika is always travelling so we need to pay for international calls each time!!! We are not rich!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted May 21, 2012 Author Share Posted May 21, 2012 Hey, you know? we are poor people, and Mika is always travelling so we need to pay for international calls each time!!! We are not rich!!! !!!!!!!!!!!1 i have a special "fan-popstar" rate plan... My call is only 0.45$ when i mention the words: fangurl, love, marry me or youre hot.... *mika calling me* mika:now, you quit that plan RIGHT now and stop calling me!!!! me:.... youre hot mika: AAAAAAAAAAARRG *hangs up* MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM mamap: here darling, the rate plan "crazystalker-superstar" its only .25$ when you mention the words: lawsuit, crazy, please stop calling, police will find you and buy tickets for my shows. mika:.. ah.. thanks.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilasko Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 I really like this thread :lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 LOOL I thought someone did a phonecall.... It´s a pity that this thread is abandoned, it was so much fun... me and Rox still do phonecalls almost everyday... but via whatsapp.. and with too many so we can´t post them here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilasko Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 LOOL I thought someone did a phonecall.... It´s a pity that this thread is abandoned, it was so much fun... me and Rox still do phonecalls almost everyday... but via whatsapp.. and with too many so we can´t post them here.... Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Efriani Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 me : are you proposing me? no one ever did it like you do. OMG, by a song! Mika: uh? what are you talking about? me: that song! OMG, I do Mika. I DO Mika: song? what song? me: remember Step With Me? Mika: of course i remember my song. And which part I said the propose? me : I'll sing it and you have to follow me. "Step 1, come a little closer. Step 2, rest upon my shoulder. Step 3, im calling you baby, three steps away from me. Step 4....... Mika : We can get married me: YES! I DO Mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM, someone wants to marry me because I made lyrics about marry. HELPPPPP MEEEEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted October 17, 2012 Author Share Posted October 17, 2012 *calling mika* Me: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*breathes*IIIII MIKA: uhm. Hi? Who... Me: you thought i forgot you huh?!?? NOOOO Mika: NOT. HER. MOOOOOOOOOMMM!!! HOW DID SHE GET MY NUMBER?!?! Me: how do you think you lost your last 4 iphones? I keep track of you Mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM CALL THE FBI!!! Me: oh shush. Youre supposed to be all grown up now Mika: joooohn? John? Jo... Hes gone. True. Anyone? Help? Me: listen. So. I got the new cd. But. Im a bit disappointed i dont have your autograph on it.. Mika: like ill send u crazy an autogr.. Me: i have your phonenumber. Mika: ok. Autograph coming up. Me: i have you address. Mika: shirtless autographed pic? Me: im dogsitting your dog right now. Mika: ok!! Erm.... A pair of my louboutin shoes?!?! Me: im having breakfast with your mom right now. She says hi. And wash your hair. Mika: WHAT DO YOU WANT!?! ILL SEND YOU A SHIRT I WORE DURING A GIG OK?!?! Me:... Ok same address. Bye *hangs up* Mika: .... CURTIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS Curtis: hey man, this girl Lilstar added my phonenumber! Were chatting! Mika:.... John? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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