RainbowGirl Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Magicians? I LOVE magicians! I AM a magician Can I just add that I laughed out loud, expecting an answer: Yes, I'm whacking out the vodka I love it. Awesome! I don't drink alcohol i am now typing jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astor Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 A hedgehog was crossing the road and heard a car coming so he thought'if i get to the middle of the road, the car won't squash me' So he crawled into the middle of the road. But the car somehow ran him over. How? The car was a robin reliant. (please google if you don't understand) Don't worry, I understand, I live in Britain How many teenagers does it take to put in a lightbulb? Your mum. If you don't understand, tough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Don't make me get mine what do you call a cat that's just eaten a duck? A duck-filled phattypuss i dare you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Don't worry, I understand, I live in Britain How many teenagers does it take to put in a lightbulb? Your mum. If you don't understand, tough. What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikaissocoollike Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 What's red and orange? A goldfish in a blender. May I use this? I spent 20 minutes laughing at it a.k.a. put this as my fb status and as a twitter post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurtie Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Argh -__- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Jimmy Rose Sat on a pin. Jimmy rose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurtie Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Don't worry, I understand, I live in Britain How many teenagers does it take to put in a lightbulb? Your mum. If you don't understand, tough. I dont get it or it's just not funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Argh -__- Don't worry if your life's a joke, And your successes few, Remember that the mighty oak, Was once a nut like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurtie Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Don't worry if your life's a joke,And your successes few, Remember that the mighty oak, Was once a nut like you. :aah: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 I dont get it or it's just not funny? teenagers can't be a*sed to do anthing themselves they're too busy on fanclub websites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikaissocoollike Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 teenagers can't be a*sed to do anthing themselves they're too busy on fanclub websites nicely said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikaissocoollike Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Keep the jokes coming,they're well funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurtie Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 teenagers can't be a*sed to do anthing themselves they're too busy on fanclub websites Oh! I read it as 'how many teenagers can fit in(side) a lightbulb' EDIT: or 'can be put in' even xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astor Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 what do you call a cat that's just eaten a duck? A duck-filled phattypuss i dare you. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. *goes downstairs* *comes back upstairs* *realises I have forgotten joke book* *goes downstairs again* *comes back* What do you get if you cross a hen with a guitar? A chicken that plucks itself. 'Plucking' oneself does sound weirdly innuendo-y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikaissocoollike Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 What's the difference between a woman and a computer? Woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurtie Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 I've got a jokes book...somewhere But I've got a jokes app, here :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikaissocoollike Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk? A toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 What's the difference between a woman and a computer? Woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies. :floor: :floor: omg i died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurtie Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 omg this is my life 'my family when someone wakes up before anyone else. me: tip toes quietly trough house trying not to make a noise. everyone else: LET ME JUST STOMP AROUND THE HOUSE, SLAM A BUNCH OF DOORS AND BANG SOME POTS AROUND IN THE KITCHEN. I'm sure no one will mind. ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurtie Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 What's the difference between a woman and a computer? Woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurtie Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 someone give me a song to listen to? :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikaissocoollike Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 :floor: :floor: omg i died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikaissocoollike Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 someone give me a song to listen to? :3 It will rain - Bruno Mars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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