hunnyangel Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 this is deffentally (poor spelling for sure!) one of those convos that you either found histerical or just stood there looking as though we were mad like the other friend did while tidying up the backup, somehow we got onto the topic of being gay. f1: well i don't get gay people me: there's nothing wrong with how they express themselves, i've known a few and they're like the only people i could get on with at school ... me: what would a skeleton be like if it was gay? f1: f2: me: could you imagine a scary horror film with these monsters coming out of the grave but really camping it up? f1: *does an impression of thriller but mega camped* me: that's the funniest f2: i don't get it me and f1: *for over ten mins* f2: seriously what is soo funny? me and f1: :lmfao: (footnote, it was NOT an offensive convo before someone intpretes that wrong ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kt4mika Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 Some random man today: Let's see if my magic hands work. one of my mates uses that saying all the time, i love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nielo Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 I love how long this thread's gotten. I should read it more often, it really cracks me up. I just remembered I have this book of random things I overheard and wrote down, but then I remembered it's at my parents' house. So I'll just post a random conversation that I didn't exactly overhear (it involved me), but that cracked me up at the time. *Amsterdam* *Random guy shouting across the street* I'm not responding (it's midnight and I don't know the guy) *Random guy comes up to me* Guy: 'Oh, sorry, you look like someone I know. Where are you from?' Me: 'Amsterdam.' Guy: 'Oh, you're Dutch? You look foreign.' Me: Guy: 'Your style is very different.' Me: 'It is? ' [i should probably add that even though I might wear strange outfits sometimes, that day I was wearing jeans and a t-shirt. ] Guy: 'Yeah, emo or something.' Me: 'Emo?! ' Guy: 'Yeah. Or something. It's different.' Me: 'Ah.' Guy: 'So, you fancy going for a drink?' Me: 'Err, no I've gotta go home.' Guy: 'Can I have your number?' Me: 'Eh. No.' Oh, and a couple of weeks later *Different random guy is walking in front me of me. Turns around.* Guy: 'You walk very fast.' Me: 'Ah.' Guy: 'For such a small woman.' Me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*carrie* Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Context: It was on the bus. No, it wasn't about porn. I think I said something about watching...well, I forgot. But it wasn't porn. Him and I also talked about hot dogs in class: Me: I don't like hot dogs. Him: Me either. I read this article in grade school about what's in hot dogs. Me: What's in them? Him: Like hooves and testicles. Mmmmm...testicles. hahaha that almost made me throw up. I just ate a hot dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 hahaha that almost made me throw up. I just ate a hot dog. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 I love how long this thread's gotten. I should read it more often, it really cracks me up. I just remembered I have this book of random things I overheard and wrote down, but then I remembered it's at my parents' house. So I'll just post a random conversation that I didn't exactly overhear (it involved me), but that cracked me up at the time. *Amsterdam* *Random guy shouting across the street* I'm not responding (it's midnight and I don't know the guy) *Random guy comes up to me* Guy: 'Oh, sorry, you look like someone I know. Where are you from?' Me: 'Amsterdam.' Guy: 'Oh, you're Dutch? You look foreign.' Me: Guy: 'Your style is very different.' Me: 'It is? ' [i should probably add that even though I might wear strange outfits sometimes, that day I was wearing jeans and a t-shirt. ] Guy: 'Yeah, emo or something.' Me: 'Emo?! ' Guy: 'Yeah. Or something. It's different.' Me: 'Ah.' Guy: 'So, you fancy going for a drink?' Me: 'Err, no I've gotta go home.' Guy: 'Can I have your number?' Me: 'Eh. No.' Oh, and a couple of weeks later *Different random guy is walking in front me of me. Turns around.* Guy: 'You walk very fast.' Me: 'Ah.' Guy: 'For such a small woman.' Me: *at work* friend: aarrrgh! i can feel the banana killing meeee!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Some random guy at school last week. "It's when you reach down and feel your balls and are like 'thank goodness you're there'". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhMyMika!! Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Some random guy at school last week. "It's when you reach down and feel your balls and are like 'thank goodness you're there'". :roftl: Think i'd love to be at your school... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 *Different random guy is walking in front me of me. Turns around.*Guy: 'You walk very fast.' Me: 'Ah.' Guy: 'For such a small woman.' Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :lmfao: Friend 1: "I'll bring them on a stick and you can put them where you want. Other friend: "...that's what she said." I later found out Friend 1 was referring to a memory stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Friend one: There's a little forest over there. Friend two: There's a big forest...in my pants. You don't even have to guess what gender they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Friend one: There's a little forest over there. Friend two: There's a big forest...in my pants. You don't even have to guess what gender they are. why are boys sooo stupid?! friend: waaaaalaaaaaahaaaaadaaaaa, ow man, i realise singing is bad for the hangover friend: i have nectitius me: friend: i dunno, just thought up the new problem with me and you don't even care!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Guy: Sorry we made you cold. Me: That's okay, I get cold easily. Guy: Maybe I wasn't hot enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Custodian, at me and my friend working on the Yearbook (school one) until 10 PM at the school: "You still here? It's Friday night...you should be out making whoopie on a Friday night..." Us::blink: Friend: Did he actually just say 'making whoopie'? Us: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MannyCulpena Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Friend one: There's a little forest over there. Friend two: There's a big forest...in my pants. You don't even have to guess what gender they are. :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhotoJenic Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 It was from TV but I was cooking instead of watching it... "If big boobed women work at Hooters then where do one-legged women work?.... IHOP!" I love Two and a Half Men! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 It was from TV but I was cooking instead of watching it... "If big boobed women work at Hooters then where do one-legged women work?.... IHOP!" I love Two and a Half Men! i love jake, if he wasn't sooo damn young i'd date him!! Custodian, at me and my friend working on the Yearbook (school one) until 10 PM at the school: "You still here? It's Friday night...you should be out making whoopie on a Friday night..." Us::blink: Friend: Did he actually just say 'making whoopie'? Us: brilliant!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Some lady is Sears was holding her baby's bottle. But she had to pay for her stuff, so she wanted the baby to hold the bottle by itself. Her: Can you hold the bottle? Come on, I know you can. Don't be lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nielo Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Some lady is Sears was holding her baby's bottle. But she had to pay for her stuff, so she wanted the baby to hold the bottle by itself. Her: Can you hold the bottle? Come on, I know you can. Don't be lazy. My Latin teacher, a couple of years ago, in class: "Whatever happened to that buzzing sound? That ringing?" Us:"The school bell, sir?" Teacher: "Yes!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 friend: you two are soo wrong bloke: what is wrong about me rubbing him? friend: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Mom: You never hang things up! You just hang them! Okay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 My brother has a form that needs to be filled out for school. This is my mom's reaction for one of the sections of said form. Mom: Digestion problems? Only when he has his period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Some guy, talking to his friend as they walked by: "...so I was like, 'WILL SOMEONE PLEASE JUST TOUCH MY COCK?!'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 brother was in shower then started screaming. when he came out mum: ok why you scream loud? bro: i decided... it was about time i shampooed my eyes me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Girl: Do you like my new hat? Guy: No I don't. Girl: I hate you. *walks away* She was so happy. He was so UN-enthusiastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala_lollies44 Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 At a college visit, during lunch, this guy practically screamed, "Then he started rubbing my thighs, and I told him I wasn't gay!!!" girl: "Did he stop?" guy:"No." girl:"What did you do?" guy: "I made out with him." girl:"So are you gay?" guy:"I was for those 20 minutes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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