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I am Mika and i am dead...

 

He's a pig, he is young, he is strong and he won't let go of me...

 

On the count of 3 everyone jump, stage invade and set me free, please...

 

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Oh, wait, i remembered about da golden area...

 

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Weeeeellllllll...

 

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I'm pretty sure they mean all the countries peeps loved my single We are Golden, of course...

 

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It was such a huge success in those countries it got worldwide known as Da Golden Area, indeed...

 

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Let me send my fans a message, will you???

 

Girls, we'll have a serious talk on the next M&G, this time i WANT you to defo wait for me outside, aaakkaaaayyy???

 

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Oh, wait, i remembered about da golden area...

 

drtv_1071.jpg

 

Weeeeellllllll...

 

drtv_1076.jpg

 

I'm pretty sure they mean all the countries peeps loved my single We are Golden, of course...

 

drtv_1141.jpg

 

It was such a huge success in those countries it got worldwide known as Da Golden Area, indeed...

 

drtv_1143.jpg

 

Let me send my fans a message, will you???

 

Girls, we'll have a serious talk on the next M&G, this time i WANT you to defo wait for me outside, aaakkaaaayyy???

 

drtv_1150.jpg

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Say wot???

 

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You've been checking older threads and found Cockadoodledoo???

 

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OMGZ!

 

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I just can't believe this!

 

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You know those pics were photoshopped, dontcha???

 

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Oh, so you wanna know about the 3rd album, uh?

It's already done by now...

 

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Yeah it was done in a hurry, as my fans were demanding it so much...they couldn't bear to listen to LICM nor TBWKTM anymore, the poor things...

 

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Yeah, right, this one is about that period of my life between adolescence and the present so called "diva times"...

It's called LIFE OF THE BOY WHO DIDN'T **** ALL BUT SLEEP AND GET DRUNK...

Or as my fans would say LOTBWDFABSAGD...

 

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Not that i did **** all then, i wrote loads of songs and acknowledged loads of London pubs then...

 

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If the songs are any good?

Ya kiddin me?

 

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Songs are all great, written in even less time than BG...

 

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What are they called???

Let's see...

 

There's a new song about lollipops called "We are swollen"...

"Over my Dead Body"...

"Pick that mess up off the floor", which is about my mom...

Blame it on the Big Girls", inspired on my fans...

"Wot's da matter da matter with you John?" dedicated to my tour manager...

"Touch me Today"...

"Stuck with Prince Rainier under the rain"...

etc...

 

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No, it's not that they're similar, let's say they're just inspired on my previous works of art...

 

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i need to stop quoting right now :mf_rosetinted:

 

 

 

 

 

Honoured you like'em

 

 

 

Great one!

 

Look, even the mic wants me to undress...it's staring at my abs all the time

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everrybody is gonna undress you today,undress you today,undress you today!:biggrin2:

 

 

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Awww' date=' fresh air! I should more often get the pants off instead of my shirt...

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i.... wannaa..... see....:shocked: (breathless)

 

We've been checking your FanClub and some of your fans, a specific type who call themselves Da Droolers mention a lot the expression "Golden Area"...

Would you tell us what exactly is that???

 

Mika: Uhhhh....well....hmmmmm...aheeeemm...

 

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Does that have something to do with the parts of the world where your WAG song was very sucessfull???

 

Mika: Aheeeemmmm....Hmmmm....well....uuuuhhhh...

 

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Oh, wait, i remembered about da golden area...

 

drtv_1071.jpg

 

Weeeeellllllll...

 

drtv_1076.jpg

 

I'm pretty sure they mean all the countries peeps loved my single We are Golden, of course...

 

drtv_1141.jpg

 

It was such a huge success in those countries it got worldwide known as Da Golden Area, indeed...

 

drtv_1143.jpg

 

Let me send my fans a message, will you???

 

Girls, we'll have a serious talk on the next M&G, this time i WANT you to defo wait for me outside, aaakkaaaayyy???

 

drtv_1150.jpg

 

i´m really laughing my @ss off!!!!

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Oh, wait, i remembered about da golden area...

 

drtv_1071.jpg

 

Weeeeellllllll...

 

drtv_1076.jpg

 

I'm pretty sure they mean all the countries peeps loved my single We are Golden, of course...

 

drtv_1141.jpg

 

It was such a huge success in those countries it got worldwide known as Da Golden Area, indeed...

 

drtv_1143.jpg

 

Let me send my fans a message, will you???

 

Girls, we'll have a serious talk on the next M&G, this time i WANT you to defo wait for me outside, aaakkaaaayyy???

 

drtv_1150.jpg

 

Okie dokie! Would love to explain and show him (on him) :biggrin2::naughty:

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Oh, so you wanna know about the 3rd album, uh?

It's already done by now...

 

22153484.jpg

 

Yeah it was done in a hurry, as my fans were demanding it so much...they couldn't bear to listen to LICM nor TBWKTM anymore, the poor things...

 

22161922.jpg

 

Yeah, right, this one is about that period of my life between adolescence and the present so called "diva times"...

It's called LIFE OF THE BOY WHO DIDN'T **** ALL BUT SLEEP AND GET DRUNK...

Or as my fans would say LOTBWDFABSAGD...

 

22284995.jpg

 

Not that i did **** all then, i wrote loads of songs and acknowledged loads of London pubs then...

 

22294095.jpg

 

If the songs are any good?

Ya kiddin me?

 

22325713.jpg

 

Songs are all great, written in even less time than BG...

 

22353012.jpg

 

What are they called???

Let's see...

 

There's a new song about lollipops called "We are swollen"...

"Over my Dead Body"...

"Pick that mess up off the floor", which is about my mom...

Blame it on the Big Girls", inspired on my fans...

"Wot's da matter da matter with you John?" dedicated to my tour manager...

"Touch me Today"...

"Stuck with Prince Rainier under the rain"...

etc...

 

222857176.jpg

 

No, it's not that they're similar, let's say they're just inspired on my previous works of art...

 

222927222.jpg

 

Nice album titel :lmfao:

 

"Touches Me Today" anytime, anywhere, everywhere... :naughty:

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We've been checking your FanClub and some of your fans, a specific type who call themselves Da Droolers mention a lot the expression "Golden Area"...

Would you tell us what exactly is that???

 

Mika: Uhhhh....well....hmmmmm...aheeeemm...

 

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...

 

Should i kill him instead for his dreadful english accent, Wonka???

 

Louby: Noooon, Vooonka, zell zim not to zo it and i'll get you a pairz of my new pumps collectionz...

 

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I am Mika and i am dead...

 

He's a pig, he is young, he is strong and he won't let go of me...

 

On the count of 3 everyone jump, stage invade and set me free, please...

 

211wbw8.jpg

 

Oh, wait, i remembered about da golden area...

 

drtv_1071.jpg

 

Weeeeellllllll...

 

drtv_1076.jpg

 

I'm pretty sure they mean all the countries peeps loved my single We are Golden, of course...

 

drtv_1141.jpg

 

It was such a huge success in those countries it got worldwide known as Da Golden Area, indeed...

 

drtv_1143.jpg

 

Let me send my fans a message, will you???

 

Girls, we'll have a serious talk on the next M&G, this time i WANT you to defo wait for me outside, aaakkaaaayyy???

 

drtv_1150.jpg

 

i need to stop quoting right now :mf_rosetinted:

 

i´m really laughing my @ss off!!!!

 

+1 !!!!!!! Well said, Rosalove :thumb_yello:

 

Okay, Wonka...i started to select the caps i wanted to quote because they are freakin hilarious...but soon i had to stop cause that would've meant choosing them ALL without exception :lmfao:

 

You really were on fire tonight, hats off! :bow:

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Oh, so you wanna know about the 3rd album, uh?

It's already done by now...

 

22153484.jpg

 

Yeah it was done in a hurry, as my fans were demanding it so much...they couldn't bear to listen to LICM nor TBWKTM anymore, the poor things...

 

22161922.jpg

 

Yeah, right, this one is about that period of my life between adolescence and the present so called "diva times"...

It's called LIFE OF THE BOY WHO DIDN'T **** ALL BUT SLEEP AND GET DRUNK...

Or as my fans would say LOTBWDFABSAGD...

 

22284995.jpg

 

Not that i did **** all then, i wrote loads of songs and acknowledged loads of London pubs then...

 

22294095.jpg

 

If the songs are any good?

Ya kiddin me?

 

22325713.jpg

 

Songs are all great, written in even less time than BG...

 

What are they called???

Let's see...

 

There's a new song about lollipops called "We are swollen"...

"Over my Dead Body"...

"Pick that mess up off the floor", which is about my mom...

Blame it on the Big Girls", inspired on my fans...

"Wot's da matter da matter with you John?" dedicated to my tour manager...

"Touch me Today"...

"Stuck with Prince Rainier under the rain"...

etc...

 

But i just have to quote this particularly... This is GENIUS!!! There's no smiley in here that even begins to compare to how much i was laughing my @ss off to that one.... The closest ones would be :lmfao::floor::roftl::lmao: or wait, maybe this one: :stretcher:

 

"It's called LIFE OF THE BOY WHO DIDN'T **** ALL BUT SLEEP AND GET DRUNK..." ???? Poor guy... maybe we could have... *i better keep my mouth shut* :mf_rosetinted:

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Hi, Ingie, how's the pushing and shoving being until now???

 

Tell Biekje to throw me that funny pink hat...

 

I swear i won't throw it away...

 

As if...

 

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I wish he'd had done that and then saved me:roftl:

 

Martin: Let's follow him, he said he'd pay for dinner...

Jimmy: Yay!

 

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No more harem talking, Jimbo...

 

But, Boss...

 

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Got ma beach hat on, Momma, can you bring my bucket and shovel???

 

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Imma: We want a raise, we want a raise...

 

Jimmy: And some new fancy clothing!

 

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I love you:wub2:

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I wish he'd had done that and then saved me:roft

I love you:wub2:

 

Awwwww, i steal all your lovely pics, ruin them completely and you still thank me...:wub2:

 

:mf_rosetinted:

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

OMG...I need air!:roftl:

 

Sienna, still alive???

Quote me if you're still alive there, woman...:mf_rosetinted:

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Hmmmmmmmmm...

 

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Ya sure???

 

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Coz if that's their intention they'll see nil of my torso...even if have to wear my astronaut suit for the whole show...

 

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:roftl:

 

 

you have probably over disussed this already: is he wearing contacts there? :blink::lmfao:

 

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Yeah, right, this one is about that period of my life between adolescence and the present so called "diva times"...

It's called LIFE OF THE BOY WHO DIDN'T **** ALL BUT SLEEP AND GET DRUNK...

Or as my fans would say LOTBWDFABSAGD...

 

22284995.jpg

 

 

:roftl::roftl::roftl:

 

and the Golden Area one, Wonka! THE BEST! :aah:

 

PS: check out the pic up there that I quoted and my post: it looks as if hes watching those smileys. :lmao:

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OMG!! i just woke up.. and couldnt quote the 10000 captions you made but im laughing sooo much!!:lmfao: what a great way tos tart my day!! thanks :huglove:

Ok, my fave:

We've been checking your FanClub and some of your fans, a specific type who call themselves Da Droolers mention a lot the expression "Golden Area"...

Would you tell us what exactly is that???

 

Mika: Uhhhh....well....hmmmmm...aheeeemm...

 

drtv_1248.jpg

 

Does that have something to do with the parts of the world where your WAG song was very sucessfull???

 

Mika: Aheeeemmmm....Hmmmm....well....uuuuhhhh...

 

drtv_1249.jpg

 

:roftl:

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Sienna, still alive???

Quote me if you're still alive there, woman...:mf_rosetinted:

 

Yup, still alive!:pbjt::pbjt::pbjt:

 

Could one die of laughter...if so I'm sure it will happen in this thread sooner or later!:biggrin2:

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apparently.. yes:mf_rosetinted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_from_laughter

 

"Death may result from several pathologies that deviate from benign laughter."

 

:mf_rosetinted:

 

:roftl:*laughs anyway*

 

In the film Ice Age 3, while searching for Sid, Manny, Diego, Crash, Eddie and Ellie cross the Chasm of Death, at the bottom of which are skeletons of dinosaurs who died laughing due to the mix of helium and nitrous oxide in the chasm. :mf_rosetinted:

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In the film Ice Age 3, while searching for Sid, Manny, Diego, Crash, Eddie and Ellie cross the Chasm of Death, at the bottom of which are skeletons of dinosaurs who died laughing due to the mix of helium and nitrous oxide in the chasm. :mf_rosetinted:

:teehee: saw it :lmfao:!!

Okay. It really should be warning sign somewhere.:sneaky2:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:teehee:

 

:roftl::roftl:

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