bopsterjazz Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 (I call Mika) Me: Mah Mah Mah Mah! Mika: Me: Mah Mah Mah Mah! Mika: I wanna hold 'em like they do in-- Me: No! Those aren't the words, silly man person! Mika: Wait, what? They're not? But I did a cover of that song and it had those lyrics! Me: Covers mean nothing! Mika: But. . . but I did my research and everything! I even talked to Gaga herself! Me: That was just a lie. Just so she could laugh at your mistakes. Now, do you wish to know the real lyrics, young Mika? Mika: I don't know what I know anymore! Me: (starts singing anyway) I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yugioh! Face down, face up, Then Time Roulette GO! I love it! All I do is just believe in da heart of da cards! Then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Lanstar! Oh whoa oh oh oh whoa oh oh! Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes! Oh whoa oh oh oh whoa oh oh oh! Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes! Can't beat my, Can't beat my Brooklyn Rage! I don't wanna be a furry! Mika: Wait, you mean those have been the lyrics all along? Me: Yes. Mika: And what Gaga wrote? Me: Is just a cheap imitation. Mika: Me: You should be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 (I call Mika)Me: Mah Mah Mah Mah! Mika: Me: Mah Mah Mah Mah! Mika: I wanna hold 'em like they do in-- Me: No! Those aren't the words, silly man person! Mika: Wait, what? They're not? But I did a cover of that song and it had those lyrics! Me: Covers mean nothing! Mika: But. . . but I did my research and everything! I even talked to Gaga herself! Me: That was just a lie. Just so she could laugh at your mistakes. Now, do you wish to know the real lyrics, young Mika? Mika: I don't know what I know anymore! Me: (starts singing anyway) I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yugioh! Face down, face up, Then Time Roulette GO! I love it! All I do is just believe in da heart of da cards! Then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Lanstar! Oh whoa oh oh oh whoa oh oh! Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes! Oh whoa oh oh oh whoa oh oh oh! Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes! Can't beat my, Can't beat my Brooklyn Rage! I don't wanna be a furry! Mika: Wait, you mean those have been the lyrics all along? Me: Yes. Mika: And what Gaga wrote? Me: Is just a cheap imitation. Mika: Me: You should be! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol LOVED that. Gaga know nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopsterjazz Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA lolLOVED that. Gaga know nothing. FANK YOU!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 *calls Mika* Me: Why did u do this??? Mika: Do what??? Me: They made wax statue and you agreed Mika: Looks cool, doesn´t it? Me: Oh yeah, but your face is much prettier... Mika: So what did I do wrong? Me: May 2010...I´m gonna visit the museum..and I´m gonna die. Mika: Why? Me: poisoning from wax Mika: *hangs up* Mika: Mum, tell them they must put "DO NOT TOUCH" note in front of my statue.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 *calls Mika*Me: Why did u do this??? Mika: Do what??? Me: They made wax statue and you agreed Mika: Looks cool, doesn´t it? Me: Oh yeah, but your face is much prettier... Mika: So what did I do wrong? Me: May 2010...I´m gonna visit the museum..and I´m gonna die. Mika: Why? Me: poisoning from wax Mika: *hangs up* Mika: Mum, tell them they must put "DO NOT TOUCH" note in front of my statue.. Ok, I was going to do something like that, but ok, 'cause yours got better than my I laughed xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet.pixie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 *calls Mika*Me: Why did u do this??? Mika: Do what??? Me: They made wax statue and you agreed Mika: Looks cool, doesn´t it? Me: Oh yeah, but your face is much prettier... Mika: So what did I do wrong? Me: May 2010...I´m gonna visit the museum..and I´m gonna die. Mika: Why? Me: poisoning from wax Mika: *hangs up* Mika: Mum, tell them they must put "DO NOT TOUCH" note in front of my statue.. Great call! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Ok, I was going to do something like that, but ok, 'cause yours got better than my I laughed xD Great call! Oh really? Thank you, i thought it´s rubbish, when no one said anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 (edited) *I call Mika* (based on the last call, roxy! ) Me: Hey there o/ Mika: Me: Huh, Mika, aren't you worried about that wax statue? Mika: No, the security won't let miss.roxy get poisoned.. or, at least, they'll have an ambulance there. Just in case Me: no, not like that.. aren't you jealous of it? Mika: Of the statue? O_O no, why woud I be? My fans love ME! Love love me! Love love! Me: it's cause, you know, you're too far away from all of us, especially now, and we need something to.. do with this time. And then, there's a wax statue. Until you get back for us, we'll have enough time to fall in love for it. We're crazy for anything Mika-related, you know that. So, think about it. *hangs up* Mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM CALL JOHN, NOW! I'M GOING BACK TO THEM! Mom: But honey, they're gonna eat you alive... Mika: Better me than that poisoned, extremely polished and with a messy wig wax statue Mom: You should look at the mirror Mika: I'm not poisonous. Mom: No? Edited December 7, 2010 by A&J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 *I call Mika* (based on the last call, roxy! ) Me: Hey there o/ Mika: : ) Me: Huh, Mika, aren't you worried about that wax statue? Mika: No, the security won't let miss.roxy get poisoned.. or, at least, they'll have an ambulance there. Just in case Me: no, not like that.. aren't you jealous of it? Mika: Of the statue? O_O no, why woud I be? My fans love ME! Love love me! Love love! Me: it's cause, you know, you're too far away from all of us, especially now, and we need something to.. do with this time. And then, there's a wax statue. Until you get back for us, we'll have enough time to fall in love for it. We're crazy for anything Mika-related, you know that. So, think about it. *hangs up* Mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM CALL JOHN, NOW! I'M GOING BACK TO THEM! Mom: But honey, they're gonna eat you alive... Mika: Better me than that poisoned, extremely polished and with a messy wig wax statue Mom: You should look at the mirror :te ehee: Mika: I'm not poisonous. Mom: No? I laughed SO hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 *I call Mika* (based on the last call, roxy! D) Me: Hey there o/ Mika: : Me: Huh, Mika, aren't you worried about that wax statue? Mika: No, the security won't let miss.roxy get poisoned.. or, at least, they'll have an ambulance there. Just in case Me: no, not like that.. aren't you jealous of it? Mika: Of the statue? O_O no, why woud I be? My fans love ME! Love love me! Love love! :biggrin2 Me: it's cause, you know, you're too far away from all of us, especially now, and we need something to.. do with this time. And then, there's a wax statue. Until you get back for us, we'll have enough time to fall in love for it. We're crazy for anything Mika-related, you know that. So, think about it. *hangs up* Mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM CALL JOHN, NOW! I'M GOING BACK TO THEM! Mom: But honey, they're gonna eat you alive... Mika: Better me than that poisoned, extremely polished and with a messy wig wax statue Mom: You should look at the mirror Mika: I'm not poisonous. Mom: No? :floor: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Thanks girls @_@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 *calls mika* Me: miss you!!!!! how are you?? Mika: oohhh, im fine thanks! Me: and how are you? Mika: you just asked me! Me: No, you, the double wax you!! Mika: ooh... he's fine i think.... Me: youre pretty!!! Mika: aww thanks but you should see my hair right now, its... Me: no, i mean the double you!! Mika:... oh... Me: and i like your clothes!!! Mika:... my pyjamas? Me: nooo!!! the double's clothes:aah: Mika: oh.... Me: And, will you play me something from the new album now??? Mika: a wax statue can't move you know? Me: i was talking about you!!!! Mika: OH, youre CONFUSING WOMAN!!!! Me: and i cant wait to see This in wax too!!! Mika: what this?? Me: This!!! your dog!!!! Geez, youre slow this morning:aah: Mika: Me: and one more thing.... the wax double will melt in your house, put it back where it belongs! Thanks:wink2: *hangs up* Mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOM, we need to get the double back to Grévin, they know:sneaky2: Mika's mom: but i like you! Mika: i know, so you'll help me move it... Mika's mom: no, i meant the statue Mika: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rian Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 *calls mika*Me: miss you!!!!! how are you?? Mika: oohhh, im fine thanks! Me: and how are you? Mika: you just asked me! Me: No, you, the double wax you!! Mika: ooh... he's fine i think.... Me: youre pretty!!! Mika: aww thanks but you should see my hair right now, its... Me: no, i mean the double you!! Mika:... oh... Me: and i like your clothes!!! Mika:... my pyjamas? Me: nooo!!! the double's clothes:aah: Mika: oh.... Me: And, will you play me something from the new album now??? Mika: a wax statue can't move you know? Me: i was talking about you!!!! Mika: OH, youre CONFUSING WOMAN!!!! Me: and i cant wait to see This in wax too!!! Mika: what this?? Me: This!!! your dog!!!! Geez, youre slow this morning:aah: Mika: Me: and one more thing.... the wax double will melt in your house, put it back where it belongs! Thanks:wink2: *hangs up* Mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOM, we need to get the double back to Grévin, they know:sneaky2: Mika's mom: but i like you! Mika: i know, so you'll help me move it... Mika's mom: no, i meant the statue Mika: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary* Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaisam Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Thanks. I laughed so hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kate2310 Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 *calls mika*Me: miss you!!!!! how are you?? Mika: oohhh, im fine thanks! Me: and how are you? Mika: you just asked me! Me: No, you, the double wax you!! Mika: ooh... he's fine i think.... Me: youre pretty!!! Mika: aww thanks but you should see my hair right now, its... Me: no, i mean the double you!! Mika:... oh... Me: and i like your clothes!!! Mika:... my pyjamas? Me: nooo!!! the double's clothes:aah: Mika: oh.... Me: And, will you play me something from the new album now??? Mika: a wax statue can't move you know? Me: i was talking about you!!!! Mika: OH, youre CONFUSING WOMAN!!!! Me: and i cant wait to see This in wax too!!! Mika: what this?? Me: This!!! your dog!!!! Geez, youre slow this morning:aah: Mika: Me: and one more thing.... the wax double will melt in your house, put it back where it belongs! Thanks:wink2: *hangs up* Mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOM, we need to get the double back to Grévin, they know:sneaky2: Mika's mom: but i like you! Mika: i know, so you'll help me move it... Mika's mom: no, i meant the statue Mika: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lili Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 *calls mika*Me: miss you!!!!! how are you?? Mika: oohhh, im fine thanks! Me: and how are you? Mika: you just asked me! Me: No, you, the double wax you!! Mika: ooh... he's fine i think.... Me: youre pretty!!! Mika: aww thanks but you should see my hair right now, its... Me: no, i mean the double you!! Mika:... oh... Me: and i like your clothes!!! Mika:... my pyjamas? Me: nooo!!! the double's clothes:aah: Mika: oh.... Me: And, will you play me something from the new album now??? Mika: a wax statue can't move you know? Me: i was talking about you!!!! Mika: OH, youre CONFUSING WOMAN!!!! Me: and i cant wait to see This in wax too!!! Mika: what this?? Me: This!!! your dog!!!! Geez, youre slow this morning:aah: Mika: Me: and one more thing.... the wax double will melt in your house, put it back where it belongs! Thanks:wink2: *hangs up* Mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOM, we need to get the double back to Grévin, they know:sneaky2: Mika's mom: but i like you! Mika: i know, so you'll help me move it... Mika's mom: no, i meant the statue Mika: it's so good!!!! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 *calls mika*Me: miss you!!!!! how are you?? Mika: oohhh, im fine thanks! Me: and how are you? Mika: you just asked me! Me: No, you, the double wax you!! Mika: ooh... he's fine i think.... Me: youre pretty!!! Mika: aww thanks but you should see my hair right now, its... Me: no, i mean the double you!! Mika:... oh... Me: and i like your clothes!!! Mika:... my pyjamas? Me: nooo!!! the double's clothes:aah: Mika: oh.... Me: And, will you play me something from the new album now??? Mika: a wax statue can't move you know? Me: i was talking about you!!!! Mika: OH, youre CONFUSING WOMAN!!!! Me: and i cant wait to see This in wax too!!! Mika: what this?? Me: This!!! your dog!!!! Geez, youre slow this morning:aah: Mika: Me: and one more thing.... the wax double will melt in your house, put it back where it belongs! Thanks:wink2: *hangs up* Mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOM, we need to get the double back to Grévin, they know:sneaky2: Mika's mom: but i like you! Mika: i know, so you'll help me move it... Mika's mom: no, i meant the statue Mika: Oh god, that´s AWESOME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 aaww.... how i missed roxy´s calls.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaire14 Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I missed This so much! Finally got back to this thread! And we just might get a double wax This! So then it would be These, wouldn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissPie Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Roxy, you're brill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopsterjazz Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Me: Hi, Mika. Mika: Me: Hi, Mika! Mika: Me: HI, Mika! Mika: Me: Aren't you gonna say 'Hi' back? Mika: Me: But. . .but. . .but WHY NOT?!?!? Mika: Me: Ok, fine, be that way, I'm just gonna go see how Neo is doing! So there! Mika: Museum telephone hours are from 8am to 10pm. We thank you for your interest in the arts. . . Now please hang up. Me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francoise Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 *calls mika*Me: miss you!!!!! how are you?? Mika: oohhh, im fine thanks! Me: and how are you? Mika: you just asked me! Me: No, you, the double wax you!! Mika: ooh... he's fine i think.... Me: youre pretty!!! Mika: aww thanks but you should see my hair right now, its... Me: no, i mean the double you!! Mika:... oh... Me: and i like your clothes!!! Mika:... my pyjamas? Me: nooo!!! the double's clothes:aah: Mika: oh.... Me: And, will you play me something from the new album now??? Mika: a wax statue can't move you know? Me: i was talking about you!!!! Mika: OH, youre CONFUSING WOMAN!!!! Me: and i cant wait to see This in wax too!!! Mika: what this?? Me: This!!! your dog!!!! Geez, youre slow this morning:aah: Mika: Me: and one more thing.... the wax double will melt in your house, put it back where it belongs! Thanks:wink2: *hangs up* Mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOM, we need to get the double back to Grévin, they know:sneaky2: Mika's mom: but i like you! Mika: i know, so you'll help me move it... Mika's mom: no, i meant the statue Mika: This is brillant!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted December 14, 2010 Author Share Posted December 14, 2010 glad i could entertain you all:teehee: *off to take my crazy pills* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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