i'd just say hello, act totally normal (if possible lol), then he would say why he is here , a normal conversation would occur and then I would jump in with all my nastyness , invite him in, let him play a piece on the piano for me , introduce him to all of my animals.... then the best part.... I would make belgian fries with mayo ... guaranteed he's addicted and stays here forever haha lol:fisch: *daydreaming*