MIKA can be a very cool guy, if only he behaves more naturallywhile doing the chicken dance. When it's raining Mika puts on his favourite wellies, which have embroidered ducks on them, and dances with a flock of chickens in his beautifully decorated, amazingly blue and full with glitter woolly cardigans, while the people around him bow down to worship the wellies. MIKA then goes all of a sudden singing his favourite song all day because he had pancakes for breakfast and the MFC's teabags with baked beans on a toaster, he then got electricfied and the MFC cared for him all day till he got better and he sang a song for the MFC, Sweet Dreams, but then his voice went all funny because he had been making funny monkey noises all day and he saw a huge chickenwith orange teeth and furry brown legs, heading straight towards him!!!!! and then he did a crazy dance while he bumped some MFCer into a lamp post and Mika went "sorrysorrysorry" while everyone was wating for MIKA to perform atKentucky Fried Chickeen and Pizza Hut But Mika suddenly had a bout of gastroenteritis, and therefore could not perform the dance, he was rushed to the local hospital, where he was submitted A private ward where the MFCers look after him and make him loads of treats and tea and help him carrying his gifts while he talked to his mommy and gave her a kiss on the cheek while poor little Mika backed away a little because he didn't want to pass the illness onto his mommy and his mom said that she actually WANTED to catch te illness so that she'd stay in hospital with him and not be chased by the paparazzi outside, but she had to go home and the paparazzis chased her until they saw Mika running after them in his best fluffy pink pyjamas and singing along to "you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so..." and the paparazzis got so scared that they started chewing their toe nails, but one paparazzo couldn't reach them, so he broke his legs, and Mika gave him a lollipop but the man refused it and Mika got really sad, so his mom got mad and decided to take Mika to the candy store but all the candies were broken and