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Mika, Jerry and Jerry's mum all walk in together and see John laying in bed, with a hugely miserable look on his face, his body sulking like a teenager who wasn't allowed to go to that illegal rave. Jerry's mum has grapes cradled in her arms, the white doors swing back on themselves, and John's bandaged head looks up.

 

John: Oh, it's you lot. My walking, living, breathing grief.

Mika: Hey Jerry, we got news.

John: *winces* Oh no.

Mika: We've got Freddie to tell the the fanclub that they won't be getting the news for a lengthy period of time.

John: *mocking* And how'd they take that?

Jerry: Not too well. They're on a fan strike.

Mika: Yeah, they're not buying any of my stuff until the news has been told.

John: Yeah well that's gonna be hard because you HAVEN'T F%*$ING RELEASED ANYTHING!!!!!!

Jerry's mum: Now, now, did the nurse's teach you to breathe?

John:...*grudgingly*....yes....

Jerry's mum: Now come on everyone! Let's all do this together! Breathe...IN!

 

-everyone breathes in-

 

Jerry's mum: And....OUT!

 

-everyone breathes out-

 

John: *makes a swipe for the grapes but Jerry's mum snatches them back and slaps his wrist* Oi! They're for me aren't they?

Jerry's mum: Tsk tsk, naughty! What makes them think they're for yooou?

John: Cos I'm ER, in hospital??

Mika: Nah they're for us, we skipped lunch so we could come see you.

Jerry: Yeah, selfish git.

John: SELFISH?! WHO'S THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THE MFC BEING OFFICIAL?!

Mika: Er...

John: WHO'S THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PUT IT FORWARD, MAKE IT HAPPEN?

Jerry: My mum.

Jerry's mum: Yeah I did!

John: F--- YOU! I'M THE ONE WHO DECIDED ON THE DETAILS! I HAVE OTHER PEOPLE TO MANAGE AS WELL!!! YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO DO EVERYTHIIIIIING!!!!!

Mika: Yeah but....you're the daddy.

John: *is silenced*.....I'm the what?

Mika: Never mind.

John: :boxed:

 

A blonde, curvacious nurse skips in the room with a clipboard accompanied with a shrill voice

 

Nurse: Jeeee-yony Booiii!!!

John: Oh say it ain't so!

Jerry: Whos' that?

Jerry's mum: -le gasp- is this John's girlfriend??

John: This is my other worst nightmare. All my worst nightmares...All in one room.

Mika: :mf_lustslow: Big Girl you are B-E-A-UUUUUUtifuuuul!!!:mf_lustslow:

Nurse: *emphasies every single syllable* How-are-ya-to-day-Johnny-boi?

John: It's the pills, it must be the pills.

Nurse: I-see-your-blood-presh-er-is-still-quat-hai-kyuutie-pai!

Mika: :mf_lustslow:

John: Dear God, don't touch me.

Jerry: Omg I've figured it out, it's not Mika who's gay, it's JOHN!

Mika: BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! I could make a song about this!

John: You already have.

Mika: Come on everyone! BIG GIRL, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!

 

-everyone starts dancing and doing weird quirky 70's disco dance type moves and lots of jerks-

 

John: Drugs! I'm on drugs!

everyone: Get yerself to th' butterfly lounge, find yerself a big LAY-DEE!

John: I'm tripping!! I'M TRIPPING!!!

 

****I am a druggist so any thing to do with meds and blood pressure etc makes me all fuzzy inside...after all I am the MFC's Only registered pharmacist at your service: I can find all kinds of stuff that makes ya trip!

hehe

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*zhhz* When we wondered if mika had a *mmhmm* or not :lmao: *shuts up*

 

i don't understand :tears:

 

****I am a druggist so any thing to do with meds and blood pressure etc makes me all fuzzy inside...after all I am the MFC's Only registered pharmacist at your service: I can find all kinds of stuff that makes ya trip!

hehe

 

when i read that i was like WTF! :roftl:

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A woohoo. a tinky winky. peepee.

 

 

*strained look*

 

now, on the sims, "woohoo" means "chicken" lol :roftl:

in the UK, Tinky Winky is a teletubbie

and a peepee is well...a peepee?

 

Has Mika done chicken with Tinky Winky aka the rumoured gay teletubby then had a peepee after?

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now, on the sims, "woohoo" means "chicken" lol :roftl:

in the UK, Tinky Winky is a teletubbie

and a peepee is well...a peepee?

 

Has Mika done chicken with Tinky Winky aka the rumoured gay teletubby then had a peepee after?

 

haha, i used to love sims lmao *has urge to find sims and make a mika sim....*. And We have a tinky winky here too! he's purple and........yeah:naughty:

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now, on the sims, "woohoo" means "chicken" lol :roftl:

in the UK, Tinky Winky is a teletubbie

and a peepee is well...a peepee?

 

Has Mika done chicken with Tinky Winky aka the rumoured gay teletubby then had a peepee after?

:lmfao: OG, i just confused myself too :roftl:

 

 

Tinky winky is a teletubby here too, and omg yes woohoo, hahahaha

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haha, i used to love sims lmao. And We have a tinky winky here too! he's purple and........yeah:naughty:

 

he's purple and has a red handbag.

 

proves it - he can't be gay. gays have good colour co-ordination, don't they?

 

:roftl:

 

*stereotype*

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oh. hahahaha! what does D.Day stand for then?!

 

 

 

thats the one lol! oh, i friend requested you!

 

okay, i accepted! woot! hopefully people will be able to friend me now lol.

 

 

the handbag is a bit more pink than red i think. they lie.

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okay, i accepted! woot! hopefully people will be able to friend me now lol.

 

 

the handbag is a bit more pink than red i think. they lie.

 

yeah yeah alright i didnt ask you to get your magnifying glass out, sherlock :sneaky2:

 

:roftl:

 

thanks for accepting! i sent u piccie comments :wub2:

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John comes over, sees the paper, and a happy grin is splattered on his face, although it looks quite painful. He hasn't smiled for a while.

 

LMAO! Poor John. :roftl:

 

Mika: BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! I could make a song about this!

John: You already have.

Mika: Come on everyone! BIG GIRL, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!

 

*dies*

 

I can so see that...

 

:lmao:

 

we wondered if mika had a peepee.

 

T'IS ALL. *shoos*

 

*clears throat loudly*

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I think I might do a seperate thread actually :roftl: hmmm not sure about the book thing LOL, I'd love to but afraid what reaction I might get!!!

 

So glad you made a separate thread! These are effing amazing! I really think a book would be hilarious. "The MFC Chronicles: Our Road to Insanity (AKA Becoming Official)."

 

:lmfao: OG, i just confused myself too :roftl:

 

 

Tinky winky is a teletubby here too, and omg yes woohoo, hahahaha

 

Teletubbies are quite possibly one of the scariest things on TV. :shocked:

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Always look on the bright siiide of life :fisch::fisch:lifes a piece of sh.......wooooah hang on....no news is good news so they say :naughty: so....

The sun'll come out, tomorrow, bet ya bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be suuuun :fisch: etc etc

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Always look on the bright siiide of life :fisch::fisch:lifes a piece of sh.......wooooah hang on....no news is good news so they say :naughty: so....

The sun'll come out, tomorrow, bet ya bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be suuuun :fisch: etc etc

 

OMG, I love that musical! :naughty: "It's a hard knock life for us..."

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OMG, I love that musical! :naughty: "It's a hard knock life for us..."

 

OMG! Me too..

Who cares what they're wearing - on Main Street or Saville Row

It's what you wear from ear to ear (ear to ear)

And not from head to toe.. that.. matters :biggrin2:

:naughty:

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OMG! Me too..

Who cares what they're wearing - on Main Street or Saville Row

It's what you wear from ear to ear (ear to ear)

And not from head to toe.. that.. matters :biggrin2:

:naughty:

 

Kelz! I never pictured you as an Annie fan:shocked:

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