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Not only that....

HE IS PREGNANT WITH HER CHILD!!!!

 

 

 

 

You heard me. That's why she changed her hair...so she could look more like a man to fit with the scenario...and it worked

 

 

 

:mf_rosetinted:

Which isn't really a human child..... but a monkey :shocked::shocked:

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I did....and still didn't notice haha

 

I probably wouldn't have either :naughty: I got the issue when it said Mika was performing with Beth at the BRITs and I didn't even notice the picture of him in there, I only saw it after I read the thread:doh:

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Who? Lily Allen or Cherisse? I can't keep all these dodgy pictures/hookup stories straight. :blink:

 

Loosing speed are we?:wink2:

 

Thats it! I think Mika should stay indoors and not interact with anyone from the outside world ..until july:mf_rosetinted: Because I don't think that I can take many more of these weird/bored/overanalyzing conversations! lol

 

You know what....you'll get use to it!:roftl:

 

I did....and still didn't notice haha

 

That's strange.:blink:

Aren't your eyes and brain uncunsciously scanning text for the word Mika?

I think mine are!:naughty:

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Which isn't really a human child..... but a monkey :shocked::shocked:

:shocked:

I hope his other wife knows about Lily..

Those poor kids of his.. coming from a broken home..

Fighting over purple teddy bears.. having a monkey as a sibling...

It's just too tragic. :tears:

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Even if Lily Allen can be very annoying she's till quite gorgeous

lilyallenmarieclaireuk0ac3.jpg

 

I will try to be a close friend with their children when he'll be older, and I'll may be able to spend some holidays with the family. Though I would'nt sleep well knowing that Mika would sleep near... Oooh Dear...:wub2:

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He was maybey saying "Mom this is the woman who was bitchy to me last year only she had dark hair...now,you can shout at her for upsetting me"

:roftl:

xxx

 

:roftl: :roftl:

 

I've never met his mother, but I've heard she's a lovely person. What do you think she would say? I could just imagine Mika telling his mum ALLLLL the nasty things she did, getting in a huff, his voice getting louder, exaggerative gestures and then his mum just says.........."Lily, you are very naughty" and just waits for Lily to walk off :naughty:

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Which isn't really a human child..... but a monkey :shocked::shocked:

HOLY CHICKEN:shocked:With who's genes?!

NOOOOO!!!! I thought he was dating Cherisse?! Or Andy?! Or both?!

 

:stretcher:

 

He's a player and a downright wh*re:mf_rosetinted:

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HOLY CHICKEN:shocked:With who's genes?!

 

 

He's a player and a downright wh*re:mf_rosetinted:

 

if he sucks too hard on his lollipop, oh love will get him down :fisch:

 

(haha that sounds incredibly gross :roftl: :roftl:)

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Oh really? He must have forgot to tell me when I saw him cos he was so mesmerised by me :mf_rosetinted:

 

If I saw a girl wearing the same jackets as me - referring to the red "Big Girl" jacket - I'd be mesmerised too :mf_rosetinted:

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If I saw a girl wearing the same jackets as me - referring to the red "Big Girl" jacket - I'd be mesmerised too :mf_rosetinted:

 

You mean the red hoodie? I didn't wear it cos a girl in my class has it as well and I'm not such a fan of her :mf_rosetinted: Anyway the whole world has that flipping hoodie, he must be mesmerised by the whole world.. especially the squirrels

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You mean the red hoodie? I didn't wear it cos a girl in my class has it as well and I'm not such a fan of her :mf_rosetinted: Anyway the whole world has that flipping hoodie, he must be mesmerised by the whole world.. especially the squirrels

 

the squirrels are very special indeed :mf_rosetinted:

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