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Katy Brand's Big ass Show on itv2 is due to spoof Mika.


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Here's the link (I hope it works for those out of the UK)http://www.itv.com/Entertainment/comedy/KatyBrandsBigAssShow/default.html

 

 

And for anyone who cares here are the lyrics (oh and be warned! they don't really go well to the original tune):

 

Do I annoy you

Do I vibrate in your mind

Am I too shouty

Am I too bouncy

Do you want me to die

Do I talk sh*t here

Do I instill fear

Make your radio cry

What don't you fight me?

You can if you catch me

But I'd like to see you try

 

I taste just like grape jelly

And these words don't make sense

This song is micro-wave ready

It's not good for your health

 

I could be drowned

I could be screwed

You could be violent, and try

to really hurt me

cut out my tongue

post it anywhere you like

I'll only keep moving

I'll never stop proving

I'll make you mad to the core

You better like me

Cos if you don't like me

I'll just keep singing more

 

Just ate crispy pork belly

What does that even mean

My radio plays quite steady

This song was made by machines

 

I could be cleaned

Buy new screen

My internal processor's flawed

There's a wire split

A short circuit

In my ..(I didn't get what she said there)

 

I'm losing connection

Got an erection

It's an electrical fire

 

 

(this isn't in tune to the song she's just screaming random words lol):

 

Put it out!

Jump!

Jump! Jump Britain!

Jump up and down!

Porridge!

Bananas!

Borris Johnson!

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Just watched it and it was alot of fuss over nothing.

 

-Sorry couldn't tape it as am upstairs and the xbox is online downstairs-

 

Just a skit on the Grace Kelly video...Grape Jelly and was just ridiculous really but as I said when I watched the repeat of last weeks it is not my taste.

 

Itv will be wondering why the viewing figures just went up for this one week! :roftl:

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