roxy Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 "I'd love to meet him....in my shower" My gay boss:roftl: I showed my friend a pic of mika: "i hate mika, he's ugl... wait, he's f*cking hot in this pic!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissPie Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I showed my friend a pic of mika: "i hate mika, he's ugl... wait, he's f*cking hot in this pic!" :lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fangirl Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Me: ... Even LIVVY said Mika was alright-looking. Amelia: Hey, I never said he WASN'T alright-looking. I mean, I don't like him, but he's easy on the eyes, if you catch my drift. Me: You... LIKE him? Amelia: Does he have a six-pack? Me: I dunno. I guess. Amelia: ... Meh. Mika's fine. He's like, pretty. He looks pretty. Me: Like a girl? Amelia: Yes. He looks like a girl. "WAIT A SECOND. THAT SONG. ABOUT THE RAINY-NESS. WAS BY MIKA?!" "Oh I swear. You're like a Pac-Man. It's just MikaMikaMikaMikaMikaMikaMikaMika *makes a Pac-Man dying noise*" "If you ever meet Mika... He'll be freaked out." -My friend Amelia A girl: HA! YOU LIKE MIKA?! HE'S AN IDIOT! Me: So is Edward Cullen. Girl: SHUT UP! Me: They have talking toys of Zac Efron, but not of Mika... If they did make one, I wonder what it would be like... Amelia: Oh for-! It would just be some doll with a colourful dress sense, curly hair and when you pull the cord it'd go 'My private life is my private life.'. Simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 A girl: HA! YOU LIKE MIKA?! HE'S AN IDIOT! Me: So is Edward Cullen. Girl: SHUT UP! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! EXCELLENT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoodleMaster Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 "Oh I swear. You're like a Pac-Man. It's just MikaMikaMikaMikaMikaMikaMikaMika *makes a Pac-Man dying noise*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fangirl Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! EXCELLENT!!! It made me laugh too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkfakecheez Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 A girl: HA! YOU LIKE MIKA?! HE'S AN IDIOT!Me: So is Edward Cullen. Girl: SHUT UP! And THAT, my friends, is what we in the business describe as a TwiTard. Someone who goes to goes to extreme lengths to protect Eddiekins. If she starts with that carp again, tell her Edward isn't real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fangirl Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 And THAT, my friends, is what we in the business describe as a TwiTard. Someone who goes to goes to extreme lengths to protect Eddiekins. If she starts with that carp again, tell her Edward isn't real. ... ... ... You are my new best friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkfakecheez Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 ... ... ... You are my new best friend. I see we have a fellow Anti in our midst. Greetings comrade. (Why am I talking like this? XD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fangirl Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I see we have a fellow Anti in our midst. Greetings comrade. (Why am I talking like this? XD) Hello~! ( I dunno, but in my head you sound like a really cool army person.x) ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissPie Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 "WAIT A SECOND. THAT SONG. ABOUT THE RAINY-NESS. WAS BY MIKA?!" -My friend Amelia Me: They have talking toys of Zac Efron, but not of Mika... If they did make one, I wonder what it would be like... Amelia: Oh for-! It would just be some doll with a colourful dress sense, curly hair and when you pull the cord it'd go 'My private life is my private life.'. Simple. :lmfao: Two girls from school today: me*playing them Rain* Girl1: Oh, it's good actually *chorus kicks in* Girl1: I don't like it when he goes up like this. He sounds gay. Girl2: I think he IS gay. Me: No, he's bi. Girl2: Now where's the difference? and also: Girl2: He's been around for soo long Me: Well, since like early 2007 Her: Really? I could've sworn I'd listened to him throughout my childhood! () Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoodleMaster Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 :lmfao: Two girls from school today: me*playing them Rain* Girl1: Oh, it's good actually *chorus kicks in* Girl1: I don't like it when he goes up like this. He sounds gay. Girl2: I think he IS gay. Me: No, he's bi. Girl2: Now where's the difference? and also: Girl2: He's been around for soo long Me: Well, since like early 2007 Her: Really? I could've sworn I'd listened to him throughout my childhood! () Omfg BLONDE. friends brother: hey ant did you know the final 5 sang mika on x factor ? The guys had to suck helium!! Me: !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissPie Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Omfg BLONDE. friends brother: hey ant did you know the final 5 sang mika on x factor ? The guys had to suck helium!! Me: !!! Blonde? That's cool! D'you know what they sang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoodleMaster Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Blonde? That's cool! D'you know what they sang? Blonde as in STUPID, THICK, SLOW etc... No idea. I started a thread about it so that i could finally see it! (it aint on youtube ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissPie Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Blonde as in STUPID, THICK, SLOW etc... No idea. I started a thread about it so that i could finally see it! (it aint on youtube ) Oh:doh:she IS blonde. both of them are Oh it's fine:thumb_yello: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!anka Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Lovin this thread! Ok I have few recent ones: 1.I was at the rehearsals and this 8th grader girl takes my phone (my phone is a general toy over there...everybody loves me freaking out when they touch it and I go like: "NO PHOTOS OR MESSAGES STALKING! ) and she manages to unlock it and then she went from: to "He's GOOOOOOOORGEOUS!" Me: "Yeah...I know..." 2.We were playing "Truth or dare" after the rehearsals and I chose truth: girl: "name one person in the world you would date!" Everybodyelse: "Mikaaaaaa: me: DOOOOH!!! 3.there was this random talk with this former crush of mine ( ) and an idiot: the idiot: you know dreams are actually nothing to someone. Dreams won't keep you unhungry. me: wanna bet? the idiot: how do you mean? former crush: let me guess: MIKA me: no, well...not entirely (me thinking about the moment when I learnt that I'll be seeing Moose ( ) in one month and I couldn't literally eat too much ) Let me think about some more.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!anka Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Ok another one: I've planned this private little gig with all my rehearsals pals where I want to sing/play some songs I kept on practising over the last year but I'm too embarassed to play in public, and I want to get over it by doing this among friends and I've talked with this kid (who plays the guitar) to do a double gig with him. I have made a set list of course and both of us will have to play 6 songs and one of them has to be a carol. I show the kid the setlist: the kid (mumbling) : toy boy, ....alcoholic.....i see you....WAG ...What is WAG? me: We are golden the kid (mumbling still): grace kelly....silent night....Ok, Bianca, apart from silent night, these are ALL Mika's? me: you see...I would've played "Let it snow" because it is my fav carol...but I can't get it right yet... the kid: me: yeah, they're all Mika. the kid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKAmadRosie1996 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 me and this guy in my class were it art and i walked past him and he was singing relax and i was mika: me: you dont even like mika him: no, i dont me: then why ar eyousinging relax then? its a mika song him: no its not a irl sings it me: no he just has a high pitched voice him: oh wel i dont like it anyway the only lyrics are like *sings badl* relax take it eeeeaaaaaasssssysyyyyyyyyy me:no i think youll find there are different lyrics in the song him: whatever its not mika i singing it leona lewis me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!anka Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 me and this guy in my class were it art and i walked past him and he was singing relax and i was mika: me: you dont even like mika him: no, i dont me: then why ar eyousinging relax then? its a mika song him: no its not a irl sings it me: no he just has a high pitched voice him: oh wel i dont like it anyway the only lyrics are like *sings badl* relax take it eeeeaaaaaasssssysyyyyyyyyy me:no i think youll find there are different lyrics in the song him: whatever its not mika i singing it leona lewis me: good choice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoodleMaster Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 me and this guy in my class were it art and i walked past him and he was singing relax and i was mika: me: you dont even like mika him: no, i dont me: then why ar eyousinging relax then? its a mika song him: no its not a irl sings it me: no he just has a high pitched voice him: oh wel i dont like it anyway the only lyrics are like *sings badl* relax take it eeeeaaaaaasssssysyyyyyyyyy me:no i think youll find there are different lyrics in the song him: whatever its not mika i singing it leona lewis me: Again: how BLONDE! Now that just ticks me off. Why can't they admit that at least ONE mika song rules?? It's like they have a reputation to keep up. When I don't like something I'm still open ti suggestions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissPie Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 me and this guy in my class were it art and i walked past him and he was singing relax and i was mika: me: you dont even like mika him: no, i dont me: then why ar eyousinging relax then? its a mika song him: no its not a irl sings it me: no he just has a high pitched voice him: oh wel i dont like it anyway the only lyrics are like *sings badl* relax take it eeeeaaaaaasssssysyyyyyyyyy me:no i think youll find there are different lyrics in the song him: whatever its not mika i singing it leona lewis me: Maaan... Again: how BLONDE!Now that just ticks me off. Why can't they admit that at least ONE mika song rules?? It's like they have a reputation to keep up. When I don't like something I'm still open ti suggestions! I was gonna say:roftl: But you're right, that's a bit annoying. I almost like Paparazzi as well after all:mf_rosetinted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoodleMaster Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Maaan... I was gonna say:roftl: But you're right, that's a bit annoying. I almost like Paparazzi as well after all:mf_rosetinted: Kudos!! At least YOU'RE not narrow minded! Seriously, the NERVE of some people! *huffs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissPie Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Kudos!!At least YOU'RE not narrow minded! Seriously, the NERVE of some people! *huffs* Haha thanks (that smiley is awesome imo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fangirl Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Amelia seems to like to talk about Mika. Today: (I was on MFC, the one site that my school doesn't block.) "Wait, hold up. They have a SITE for you weirdos?" "... He's kinda cute in that signature of yours..." "FOR GOD'S SAKE DO YOUR FREAKIN' ICT HOMEWORK! STOP LOOKING AT MIKA-PORN! "MIKA COMMANDS YOU TO FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK." "You have five minutes to do your homework. You're looking at Mika-porn. I suggest you get your butt in gear, Emma-Lynn." "How is looking at pictures of Mika WAY above your ICT homework, which, I may add, if you don't do in thirty-secon-... Oh wait, end of lunch. You're screwed, but you don't care do you? Not when Mika's staring at you with *girly voice* big brown eyes and messed-up curly hair... You're not listening, are you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoodleMaster Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Amelia seems to like to talk about Mika. Today: (I was on MFC, the one site that my school doesn't block.) "Wait, hold up. They have a SITE for you weirdos?" "... He's kinda cute in that signature of yours..." "FOR GOD'S SAKE DO YOUR FREAKIN' ICT HOMEWORK! STOP LOOKING AT MIKA-PORN! "MIKA COMMANDS YOU TO FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK." "You have five minutes to do your homework. You're looking at Mika-porn. I suggest you get your butt in gear, Emma-Lynn." "How is looking at pictures of Mika WAY above your ICT homework, which, I may add, if you don't do in thirty-secon-... Oh wait, end of lunch. You're screwed, but you don't care do you? Not when Mika's staring at you with *girly voice* big brown eyes and messed-up curly hair... You're not listening, are you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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