hunnyangel Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 + 1 hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MannyCulpena Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 i don't do that very often... but she does ask about Mika quite often... haha and didint she catch you last night?:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 haha and didint she catch you last night?:roftl: true but that was a rare moment... she loves the doors more than me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 My mom reading what my sister wrote on the grocery list Mom: "Dove moisture body wash? She's such a whore, really" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 My mom reading what my sister wrote on the grocery list Mom: "Dove moisture body wash? She's such a whore, really" :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 My mom reading what my sister wrote on the grocery list Mom: "Dove moisture body wash? She's such a whore, really" That's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala_lollies44 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 My uncle told my grandma that some old man had his eye on her. Her response: "As long as it's not his penis." Granny is the funniest person ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Dad: Imagine your face as your a**. Uhh...okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 My uncle told my grandma that some old man had his eye on her.Her response: "As long as it's not his penis." Granny is the funniest person ever. Dad: Imagine your face as your a**. Uhh...okay. Your families are amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 (edited) Your families are amazing Thanks. ---------- Mom: Do you have a pearly pink nail polish? Brother: No. Me: No. Brother: Oh...you weren't talking to me. Edited September 28, 2009 by iadoremika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmindreda Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 A girl I know said, "I have this policy that I don't go between boys' legs." It kind of made sense in context, but it was still kinda weir. Here's another: Meredith: Underwear exchange. Jamz: mmm, delightful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 My mom reading what my sister wrote on the grocery list Mom: "Dove moisture body wash? She's such a whore, really" love it! My uncle told my grandma that some old man had his eye on her.Her response: "As long as it's not his penis." Granny is the funniest person ever. brilliant!! Dad: Imagine your face as your a**. Uhh...okay. what the hell? lol Thanks. ---------- Mom: Do you have a pearly pink nail polish? Brother: No. Me: No. Brother: Oh...you weren't talking to me. lol bless Meredith: Underwear exchange. Jamz: mmm, delightful. lol *while putting stuff on shelf at work* friend slides up next to me *- you never guess what... me- what? *- every time i gotta reach to the top shelf... me- yeah? *- my knickers fall down (customer looks at her and walks away hurridly) me- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nollaig Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Mom: Do you have a pearly pink nail polish? Brother: No. Me: No. Brother: Oh...you weren't talking to me. That's hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SashaX Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Thanks. ---------- Mom: Do you have a pearly pink nail polish? Brother: No. Me: No. Brother: Oh...you weren't talking to me. *Me and a friend of mine talking about cakes,sweets etc.* L <...what about profiteroles?? > Me < That one is not a dessert That's an orgasm > L <:roftl:> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Dad: Screw your pickles, I wanna go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala_lollies44 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Your families are amazing Thanks, SISTAH! You'll love this. My 3-year-old cousin: Squidward has testicles! My aunt: I think you mean tentacles, sweetie. My cousin: No.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 Thanks, SISTAH! You'll love this. My 3-year-old cousin: Squidward has testicles! My aunt: I think you mean tentacles, sweetie. My cousin: No.... Oh my god! Our cousin is amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala_lollies44 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Oh my god! Our cousin is amazing She takes after you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoSkies Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I overheard a 8 year old child smacking a Kenny Rogers cd and saying.. TAKE THAT KENNY RODGERS!! I nearly fell over laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala_lollies44 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I overheard a 8 year old child smacking a Kenny Rogers cd and saying.. TAKE THAT KENNY RODGERS!! I nearly fell over laughing. That's great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoSkies Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 That's great. The best stuff to be had is in grocery stores. I did not over hear this one buy mom mom once told me she was inside a bathroom at a grocery store and she heard the following conversationg. Mother: Don't touch that darling it's dirrrty Little Boy: Why? Did a Man do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Mother: Don't touch that darling it's dirrrty Little Boy: Why? Did a Man do it? Ha, that's great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 The best stuff to be had is in grocery stores. I did not over hear this one buy mom mom once told me she was inside a bathroom at a grocery store and she heard the following conversationg. Mother: Don't touch that darling it's dirrrty Little Boy: Why? Did a Man do it? lol, bless!! Dad: Screw your pickles, I wanna go home. I overheard a 8 year old child smacking a Kenny Rogers cd and saying.. TAKE THAT KENNY RODGERS!! I nearly fell over laughing. *while at work friend rumaging around bin* f1: what are you doing? f2: looking for a date f1: are you going through a mid life crisis? f2: no done that already, i'm looking for a trout f1 and me: :rofl: *later working on cheese* ~f1 talking to cheese and answering back as cheese~ f1: oh why is there soo much applewood out? cheese: because we're soooooo delicious and people buy me! f1: *picks up a cheese and hits it* well if that's the case why is no one buying you??? me: ----------- f3: so what is it we have to do tomorrow then? f1: get ready for a stock take f3: is that going to take long *putting cheese on the shelf missing it and letting it fall on me whose stacking on bottom shelf* oh, i'm sooo sorry!! f1: helen are you alright? me: don't mind me, richard just dropped a block on my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 *just now, mum saw a picture of mika and said he was hot* me: mine mum: no me: mine mum: no me: mine mum: no me: mine mum: no me: MINE!!!!!!!! mum: hello lil' spider me: (mine!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 *just now, mum saw a picture of mika and said he was hot*me: mine mum: no me: mine mum: no me: mine mum: no me: mine mum: no me: MINE!!!!!!!! mum: hello lil' spider me: (mine!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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