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well, it's not quite like you intended, but Daz totally made up a song about making sponge cakes using the TUNE to Mika's song "Rain". Basically I wrote on facebook saying I was making a Victoria Spongecake and the parody went like this...

 

"More than this, whatever it is

Baby, I love days like this!

Cracking some eggs is simply the best

Baby, I love days like this!

WHEN I BAKE BAKE CAKES, I BAKE BAKE CAKES!

WHEN I BAKE BAKE CAKES, I BAKE BAKE CAKES!"

 

 

So on and so forth...:roftl:

 

You mean like this?

 

 

:fisch:

 

:lmfao:

 

Who's Daz?

 

Insomnia is awful! I had a bad bout of it just over 5 years ago, when I was abruptly taken off medication which I had been on for YEEEEEARS! My sleeping pattern went out of the window and since then i've had to take anti depressants to allow me to sleep. Anyway, I'll try the lyric game and you never know, Mika might use them someday...NOT!!!

 

Pick up off the floor

I'm tripping over

A trail of clothes

Two years old!

I'm gonna hurt myself!

Running around like a COW on purpose!

I hate days like this!

Blame it on the girls!

 

:thumb_yello:

 

:lmfao: What a mess with laundry, Mika!

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insomnia is awful! I had a bad bout of it just over 5 years ago, when i was abruptly taken off medication which i had been on for yeeeeears! My sleeping pattern went out of the window and since then i've had to take anti depressants to allow me to sleep. Anyway, i'll try the lyric game and you never know, mika might use them someday...not!!!

 

Pick up off the floor

i'm tripping over

a trail of clothes

two years old!

I'm gonna hurt myself!

Running around like a cow on purpose!

I hate days like this!

Blame it on the girls!

 

:aah: LOL.

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yours is more like the hokey c*cky.... :naughty:

 

 

no, Ive tried loading two (the ice cream at LDN) but my comp kept freezing... :blink: will try again- different comp... :biggrin2:

 

haha!

Okay well I also done VLogs for the Scala show. Just go here: http://www.youtube.com/user/CazGirl

 

:lmfao:

 

Who's Daz?

 

I think his name is Dazzle on here. Or something like that, I don't actually really know. He's been a member since 2007 and is often - if not always - at Mika gigs in London. He's in this vlog when we sing blame it on the girls in the queue http://www.youtube.com/user/CazGirl#play/all/uploads-all/2/EfeGOVDBQ8w

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haha!

Okay well I also done VLogs for the Scala show. Just go here: http://www.youtube.com/user/CazGirl

 

 

 

I think his name is Dazzle on here. Or something like that, I don't actually really know. He's been a member since 2007 and is often - if not always - at Mika gigs in London. He's in this vlog when we sing blame it on the girls in the queue http://www.youtube.com/user/CazGirl#play/all/uploads-all/2/EfeGOVDBQ8w

 

 

Maybe Dazgale i follow on twitter then...:blink:

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This will be DA MIXED LYRICS CORNER THREAD where i can unleash my insanity by posting a bunch of mika's lyrics but in a dif way, i'll simply mix lines from dif songs to get absurd hyperbabbled new lyrics which might turn either lame or hilarious...:boxed:

 

Don't mind me, let me be, this is my way to send devils away...:thumb_yello:

 

If you are as bonkers as me, please be so kind to post, i'd like having company...:wub2:

 

OK, first attempt::mf_rosetinted:

 

I'm sitting across from you

why don't you walk out the door

walk away

you're sitting on my shoulder

anyway you want to

anyway you got to

sucking to hard on my lollipop

Left here on my own

i sit and think about the day when you're gonna die

Gonna shoot somebody

everyday i push him off

what am i doing wrong

Who gives a damn

about being young and wanting some

Humphrey we're leaving

in a rush as she's getting older

hook her, nook her

give her a dollar and she'll make you smile

She's the meanest hag that has ever been

Her name was April and she was hateful

But Big girl, you are beautiful....

 

:shocked:

 

Take me in a strenght jacket if you'd wish...:biggrin2:

 

OMG!

At first I thought you were "slightly" mad willywonka.:shocked::blink:

Then I read your first attempt again & thought I am slightly mad too & I could get into this.

I will have to post mine later as I am working on it.:roftl::roftl:

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that's the one!

 

Ah!

 

Good old Daz...:naughty:

 

OMG!

At first I thought you were "slightly" mad willywonka.:shocked::blink:

Then I read your first attempt again & thought I am slightly mad too & I could get into this.

I will have to post mine later as I am working on it.:roftl::roftl:

 

 

Slightly is not the proper adjverb to describe my insanity, Kodes!:biggrin2:

 

They just don't lock me up in a cell at the nuts house coz i'd be a bad influence to all the other loonies there...:mf_rosetinted:

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I'm sitting across from you

One foot boy

I’ve a heart of gold

Caught in a trap

But girl, let me tell you more

This isn't a perfect love

I'm busy in the blissful unaware

I look for joy in a strange place

Life could be simple but you never fail

Isn’t it enough isn’t it enough just to be sunny and dumb

Love is lost, love can burn

Good gone girl

she’s the meanest hag

you’re making me more ordinary

Many years have gone by

But boy, you don't know what you got till it's gone

You think you're in love boy, but honey let me show you where your heart is

He's got money in the bank to thank and I guess

If he's 95 or 22, a boy's gonna do what he's gonna do

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:shocked: WTF?

 

I should have known, the first drug induced thread and who starts it? The founding mother of the naughty corner!:teehee:

 

 

monkey_loling.jpg

 

 

I ain't the founding mother, Guy and Rosie are!

 

I'm just a poor damned soul they happen to send there often...:naughty:

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I'm sitting across from you

One foot boy

I’ve a heart of gold

Caught in a trap

But girl, let me tell you more

This isn't a perfect love

I'm busy in the blissful unaware

I look for joy in a strange place

Life could be simple but you never fail

Isn’t it enough isn’t it enough just to be sunny and dumb

Love is lost, love can burn

Good gone girl

she’s the meanest hag

you’re making me more ordinary

Many years have gone by

But boy, you don't know what you got till it's gone

You think you're in love boy, but honey let me show you where your heart is

He's got money in the bank to thank and I guess

If he's 95 or 22, a boy's gonna do what he's gonna do

That one is really good!

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Insomnia is awful! I had a bad bout of it just over 5 years ago, when I was abruptly taken off medication which I had been on for YEEEEEARS! My sleeping pattern went out of the window and since then i've had to take anti depressants to allow me to sleep. Anyway, I'll try the lyric game and you never know, Mika might use them someday...NOT!!!

 

Pick up off the floor

I'm tripping over

A trail of clothes

Two years old!

I'm gonna hurt myself!

Running around like a COW on purpose!

I hate days like this!

Blame it on the girls!

 

:thumb_yello:This one is :thumb_yello: well done!:biggrin2:

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Why do I always end up with naughty lyrics?

 

I look for joy in a strange place

deep down bellow

I could be anything you like

I'm not pretending

wake up in the morning

on a bed that we called home

touching me touching you

I'm on my knees

I wanna be whatever else that touches you

Everybody's gonna love today

Lady Jane the river saint and Billy brown

Big girl and one foot boy

Good gone girl and toy boy

Blame it on the girls!

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Why do I always end up with naughty lyrics?

 

I look for joy in a strange place

deep down bellow

I could be anything you like

I'm not pretending

wake up in the morning

on a bed that we called home

touching me touching you

I'm on my knees

I wanna be whatever else that touches you

Everybody's gonna love today

Lady Jane the river saint and Billy brown

Big girl and one foot boy

Good gone girl and toy boy

Blame it on the girls!

 

One fat/big family :naughty:

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This one is not naughty! It's a dialogue between a man and a woman

 

Man:I see you

you're a lonely alcoholic

from the back of a bar

you take a pill, wonder if it will fix you

what's the matter with you?

where's the good gone girl?

hanging off with a champagne toast

but you need a way to let it go

 

Woman:well I've had enough

donʼt wake up, wont wake up, Canʼt

wake up, no, donʼt wake me up

nothing left but pray

love is lost, love can burn

lover boy is just illusion to me

 

It's very sad unless I write more of the dialogue and end up with a happpy ending which I might do later but now it's really bedtime!

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Thanks a lot! I have the ending and I will type it soon, but we have only one computer working at the moment and my kids are on holidays, so I need to find a moment when my husband's at work and my kinds asleep to type it here! Where can I find Purplegrape's masterpeace, please? I'd love to read it!

Have a Mikhappy week end!

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Man:I see you

you're a lonely alcoholic

from the back of a bar

you take a pill, wonder if it will fix you

what's the matter with you?

where's the good gone girl?

hanging off with a champagne toast

but you need a way to let it go

 

woman:well I've had enough

donʼt wake up, wont wake up, Canʼt

wake up, no, donʼt wake me up

nothing left but pray

love is lost, love can burn

lover boy is just illusion to me

oh Billy Brown

How much do you love me?

Life is simple,

but you never fail to complicate it every single time

You could have children and a wife,

a perfect little life

So blind, so blind

What's the matter with you?

Putting my life on the brink

We never had time to go to sleep

we'd wake up tangled in the sheets

on a bed that we called home

I'm so intolerably blue

at the thought of leaving you my darling

What am I supposed to do?

I could be anything you like

I've gone identity mad

I guess I wish you well

This is the way that we love

Like it's for ever

Then live the rest of our lives

But not together

Please keep me, keep me and lead me

I feel as if I'm bleeding

from a thousand miles away

 

man Do I attract you?

Please keep me, keep me and lead me

Isn't it enough just to feel wild and free?

I'm falling in love with you

I'm so intolerably blue at the thought of leaving you my darling

What am I suposed to do?

 

woman: Everybody' gonna love today

Love, love me, love, love me

 

man: Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to

Love, love me

 

My interpretation: happy ending!

 

She's happy to chose to love today

Finding love wasn't so easy

No need to fantasize

A perfect little life

This is the way that we love

Gonna love every minute and every hour more

 

 

I call it Mr and Mrs Brown's love story!

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