willywonka Posted September 29, 2012 Author Share Posted September 29, 2012 Gotta take care with what i drink lately...can't barely do this gig standing up... booze is getting stronger...or then it is me who's getting older...probably the latter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachie b Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 I'll only loveyou i'll only love you i'll only love you only love you after i get to pee... :lmfao: Is that Wonka's bra? Leopard printed??? WTF??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Just let me tuck tool in.... Hope it stays there for the whole interview, otherwise you'd get me arrested... I'm ashamed too say it but it's huge ya know... My fans think it's small... Let's hope it won't come out... OMG!!! It did! My TOOL is actually 12", but I never use it as a rule. My boyfriend said that, very soon, he wants to have my TOOL He can't wait to have it on the 8th of October He can't have it before then, in case he hates it, and we're over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted September 29, 2012 Author Share Posted September 29, 2012 My TOOL is actually 12", but I never use it as a rule.My boyfriend said that, very soon, he wants to have my TOOL He can't wait to have it on the 8th of October He can't have it before then, in case he hates it, and we're over. Marylin! You're a Christian! You're not supposed to post things like these in Wonkaland!!! :lmfao: :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlota Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 MIKA(after several complementary Guinness' in Dublin): DAMN CONTACTS AGAIN!!! did he really fell or he just threw himself to the ground? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted September 29, 2012 Author Share Posted September 29, 2012 did he really fell or he just threw himself to the ground? Whaddya think???? He only falls down only falls down when he's drunk...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kumazzz Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 I'll only loveyou i'll only love you i'll only love you only love you after i get to pee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerLujka Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 Whaddya think???? He only falls down only falls down when he's drunk...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlota Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 Whaddya think???? He only falls down only falls down when he's drunk...... Well, I wouldnt be surprised if he decided to throw himself to the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 1, 2012 Author Share Posted October 1, 2012 (edited) DAMN BOSS I GOT!!! IT'S CHICKEN TONIGHT, NOT FOR BREAKFAST!!! PS - And what a cheap owner i got too, gives me plastic chicken instead of real one... [/img PS 2 - i can't seem to post the pic as the instagram link ain'tworking, somebosy pleasehelp??? Edited October 1, 2012 by willywonka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary* Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 DAMN BOSS I GOT!!! IT'S CHICKEN TONIGHT, NOT FOR BREAKFAST!!! PS - And what a cheap owner i got too, gives me plastic chicken instead of real one... http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac299/eriko-s/Mika%20%20Dog/20121001.jpg' alt='20121001.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 1, 2012 Author Share Posted October 1, 2012 Doing the gangnam style... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 1, 2012 Author Share Posted October 1, 2012 Dumb wonka!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokesignal Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Doing the gangnam style... I think he looks very Michael Jackson here, to be honest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Marylin! You're a Christian! You're not supposed to post things like these in Wonkaland!!! :lmfao: :clap: Why not! We all know what happens in Wonkerland, stays in Wonkerland. Besides, I have to get the bad bits out of me, so I can appear saintly in church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlota Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Most gorgeous thing i've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 1, 2012 Author Share Posted October 1, 2012 Mika who do you only love whenyou're drunk??? Not stalking wonkaland for sure, that would make me wanna drink some more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 1, 2012 Author Share Posted October 1, 2012 It just gives me the creeps to stalk that thread! But when i'm just a bit drunk i have some fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 1, 2012 Author Share Posted October 1, 2012 Even popular poptarts get lice sometimes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerLujka Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 But when i'm just a bit drunk i have some fun... ...giving Wonka opportunities for new captions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 1, 2012 Author Share Posted October 1, 2012 ...giving Wonka opportunities for new captions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokesignal Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 From the air I breathe to the love I need Nono, I don't want to talk about it, it's none of your business! Ok, I admit, I don't want to talk about it because it makes me a little bit shy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 2, 2012 Author Share Posted October 2, 2012 I love the size of my tool so much... It's so big i just wannahug it... [/quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokesignal Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 (edited) I love the size of my tool so much... It's so big i just wannahug it... Let me show you. And if you don't want to see it, you can look at the laptop. Edited October 3, 2012 by smokesignal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mina Alisa Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Let me show you. And if you don't want to see it, you can look at the laptop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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