willywonka Posted October 6, 2012 Author Share Posted October 6, 2012 I can't wait for TOOL to drop through the letterbox. But the postman will probably knock on the door and hand me TOOL, because he'll know it's very special delivery and must be handled with care. I'll say, "thank you for bringing TOOL safely to me", and the postman will go away happy.I'll go into the living room and say to Alan and Steve. "I've got Mika's TOOL", and Alan, feeling jealous, will say "So what? I've got Gaga's Monster Ball." But I'll take no notice of a jealous hubby. I will relax with TOOL all day, inbetween coming onto MFC and twitter, to talk with others about how they are finding Mika's TOOL. Is it what they expected? Is it too long, or too short? Is there room for a signature when they meet Mika? Are they happy that Mika's name isn't Mikapopadopolous? Because that wouldn't fit on TOOL, but those four letters should fit snugly on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachie b Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 I can't wait for TOOL to drop through the letterbox. But the postman will probably knock on the door and hand me TOOL, because he'll know it's very special delivery and must be handled with care. I'll say, "thank you for bringing TOOL safely to me", and the postman will go away happy.I'll go into the living room and say to Alan and Steve. "I've got Mika's TOOL", and Alan, feeling jealous, will say "So what? I've got Gaga's Monster Ball." But I'll take no notice of a jealous hubby. I will relax with TOOL all day, inbetween coming onto MFC and twitter, to talk with others about how they are finding Mika's TOOL. Is it what they expected? Is it too long, or too short? Is there room for a signature when they meet Mika? Are they happy that Mika's name isn't Mikapopadopolous? Because that wouldn't fit on TOOL, but those four letters should fit snugly on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 6, 2012 Author Share Posted October 6, 2012 Jo: Can't help laughing at a guy wearing bright canary yellow clothing to an interview about dogs...hoep this will fit your weird clothing thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachie b Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Jo: Can't help laughing at a guy wearing bright canary yellow clothing to an interview about dogs...hoep this will fit your weird clothing thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 6, 2012 Author Share Posted October 6, 2012 Mika: No bras tonight??? Audience:yeah we got bras but security wouldn't let us bring it on as this is live on tv... Mika:Dang it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 6, 2012 Author Share Posted October 6, 2012 What's that on the floor??? Now they can't throw bras they throw weird clothing??? Do i look that needy??? haven't you had fun enough mocking me senseles in that weird clothing thread of yours??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachie b Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Mika: No bras tonight??? Audience:yeah we got bras but security wouldn't let us bring it on as this is live on tv... Mika:Dang it!!! Security wouldn't let them on live TV :floor: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachie b Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 What's that on the floor???Now they can't throw bras they throw weird clothing??? Do i look that needy??? haven't you had fun enough mocking me senseles in that weird clothing thread of yours??? :lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 6, 2012 Author Share Posted October 6, 2012 I'll only jump like this when i'm very drunk...and i had several wine bottles so far so here we go...crowd diving!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 6, 2012 Author Share Posted October 6, 2012 OMGZ! He's gonna crowd dive in a live show! Someone's end up in hospital and him on jail...and then i won't get my raise he promised me last summer....dang it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 6, 2012 Author Share Posted October 6, 2012 I apologise for braking a few bones to the first 10 peeps on the front row... People tell me i'm so thin i thought i could dive in and feel like floating underwaterrrr underwateeeeer underwaaateeeerrrr.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 6, 2012 Author Share Posted October 6, 2012 Calm down, i won't jump again,but then again you should have hold me with your hands up not like this... No wonder i fell and broke a total of a hundred bones... Goodthing is after paloma's accident i made an insurance that pays for all the rubbish i do in gigs so i won't have to spend a dime with your hospital bills, guys... I'll send you some flowers like i did to nico collard though, akkkkaaaay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 6, 2012 Author Share Posted October 6, 2012 (edited) Wonka's coming in November to the coliseum??? ENOUGH!!! IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT LOONIE! Thomas,cancel that one like NOOOOOOWWW! Edited October 6, 2012 by willywonka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 6, 2012 Author Share Posted October 6, 2012 sHE'LL FREAKOUT WHEN SHE FINDS OUT I CANCELLED THE GIG JUST BECAUSE OFHER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 6, 2012 Author Share Posted October 6, 2012 I know this scarf will end up in the weird clothing thread but momma forced me to wear it tonight as she spent the whole night knitting it...see? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerLujka Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 I know this scarf will end up in the weird clothing thread but momma forced me to wear it tonight as she spent the whole night knitting it...see? it doesn't work like that, Mika you can't wear something just because you expect it to eventually end up on MFC... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerLujka Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 All we care about is Da Boss's TOOL anyway Mine isn't signed yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokesignal Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Uhm... http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3814131&postcount=365 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachie b Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 I apologise for braking a few bones to the first 10 peeps on the front row... People tell me i'm so thin i thought i could dive in and feel like floating underwaterrrr underwateeeeer underwaaateeeerrrr.... :lmfao: Calm down, i won't jump again,but then again you should have hold me with your hands up not like this... No wonder i fell and broke a total of a hundred bones... Goodthing is after paloma's accident i made an insurance that pays for all the rubbish i do in gigs so i won't have to spend a dime with your hospital bills, guys... I'll send you some flowers like i did to nico collard though, akkkkaaaay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 Uhm... http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3814131&postcount=365 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 Oh lord, the last page of wonkaland!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 I only blink like this i only blink like this i only blink like this blink like this when i'm drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 After too many nicorettes and cigarettes i started seeing the whole moon turning round and round... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerLujka Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Say what? Wonka hasn't stopped with When I'm Drunk Captions yet? How come I can't see them, then? What do you mean I'm banned from MFC for spamming?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingkites Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Mika: No bras tonight??? Audience:yeah we got bras but security wouldn't let us bring it on as this is live on tv... Mika:Dang it!!! It's a good thing he wears shoes with a bit of platform, you know, to hide the fact that he's so painfully short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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