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Yeah... :tears: it sucks. That was one of my favorite shows ever. I think thê might do a spin-off' date=' but spin-offs usually suck :aah:[/quote']

 

Ahh..don't see how they could make one aha

 

 

OMG I only just found out Colin Morgan won best actor at NTA :shocked: Yay:teehee:

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Ahh..don't see how they could make one aha

 

 

OMG I only just found out Colin Morgan won best actor at NTA :shocked: Yay:teehee:

 

I don't either really, just saying something I had read :3

 

I know! I was so excited when I found out just squeeeee! :'D The fact that other fandoms voted for him too is so sweet. Sucks that they lost best drama show to Downton Abbey or whatever... My mom watches that. It's really rather boring.

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I don't either really' date=' just saying something I had read :3

 

I know! I was so excited when I found out just squeeeee! :'D The fact that other fandoms voted for him too is so sweet. Sucks that they lost best drama show to Downton Abbey or whatever... My mom watches that. It's really rather boring.[/quote']

 

Aww:teehee: Ah yeah,it won something before over Merlin,Doctor Who and Sherlock,I'm telling you it's all the older people that are voting for it:lmfao:

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Aww:teehee: Ah yeah,it won something before over Merlin,Doctor Who and Sherlock,I'm telling you it's all the older people that are voting for it:lmfao:

 

I know :roftl: my mom made me watch an episode once, I almost fell asleep! Doctor Who, Sherlock, Spn, and DEFINITELY Merlin are way better than that. All of tumblr needs to get their votes on. :mf_rosetinted:

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I know :roftl: my mom made me watch an episode once' date=' I almost fell asleep! Doctor Who, Sherlock, Spn, and DEFINITELY Merlin are way better than that. All of tumblr needs to get their votes on. :mf_rosetinted:[/quote']

 

Yeah I ended up watching it at one point then my dad was like "Why is this on? We don't watch this crap" :aah: Haha true

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Omg :aah:

 

An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover, so he called his doctor for advice. The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

 

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.

 

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"

 

He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"

 

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

 

The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago...!!

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Yeah I ended up watching it at one point then my dad was like "Why is this on? We don't watch this crap" :aah: Haha true

XD I know what you mean :naughty: my dad acts like that most of the time anyways, because he only likes one TV show :aah:

Omg :aah:

 

An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover, so he called his doctor for advice. The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

 

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.

 

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"

 

He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"

 

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

 

The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago...!!

Sweet jesus. xD

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