LadyGodiva Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 This is meant to be a collection of the crazy things that mika fans do (there's a lot of them...) And so everybody knows they're not alone in their craziness... It works a bit like this- You know you're a Mika fan when...(Insert quirky ending here) I'll add them here as we go. I'll start just a few, but you get the idea....i think this has the potential to be hilarious haha. I really think that we need an archive of these things:biggrin2: (EDIT: Okay, so there is an old one of this, but the person who started it isn't ever on and the last post is from somethin glike august of 2007 soo, i figure i might as well make a collection and put all of these on this post- hope you don't mind! You know you're a Mika fan when... -You say “brilliant” far too often -You say "amazing" far too often -The rest of the world seems quite monotone in color -Lebanese men just got hotter -You know that a Mika concert is worth traveling across the planet to see -You get really excited just when your computer chooses to play Mika on shuffle -You watch his french interviews all the way through even though you have absolutely no effing clue what he's saying -Two words- Skinny jeans -Your wardrobe looks like its been stuck in the wash with several rainbows -You purposely order Diet Coke and pizza...please! -Instead of saying "holy crap", you say "Holy Johnny" -The fire alarm goes off during school and you grab you iPod and LICM before heading outside. - The following sentence makes perfect sense: "OMG Gray Skelly was awesome! Oh and FD agreed that HMDYLM was extra chickeny tonight." -when your "MIKASA" volleyball has the "SA" crossed out in sharpie. -Your car isn't called Ford Ka anymore, it became a MiKa -Everyone thinks you're mad because you're looking after a tamagotchi at your 26th year -You keep talking about Mika to random and often uninterested people -You scribble Mika's name on every possible surface -You've passed the Mika fever to at least on other person -You are in the mall and try to search for someone who either is a MFCer or a mika fan so you talk especially loud about Mika to who ever you are with or sing mika songs when you walk by them and see if they turn. -Your friends threaten to buy badges which say "If it starts with an 'M' and ends in an 'ika', then i don't want to hear about it."(psshhh, how ruuude....) -You have a spot in your room dedicated to him -Your friends tell you you have a dangerous obsession and you start singing -You understand the irony in the statement above. -Any second of the day you do not have access to the MFC you constantly text back and forth w/ your MFC friends to keep track of what is going on -The guy who works at starbucks knows you're a mika fan... -you only have one CD in you car: Life in Cartoon Motion. -No man appeals to you unless they've got curly hair. -You curl your boyfriend's hair under the pretense "just for fun" but snap a picture of his curly-haired self and look at it longingly in secret -You are so totally crazy obsessed with him that instead of giving up something simple like chocolate for Lent you give up saying, spelling, and writing his name. -You're afraid you'll never find anybody as amazing as mika -When the MFC is down, you're about to have a panic attack. -When you see something in a store, you're like:"That is very Mikaish." -You write down "you know you are a mika fan when..." phrases throughout the day so you remember to put them on MFC -You start saying the word "Delicious" because that is what Mika said about the gig in Chicago -You open your chem notebook to see the top of every page of notes covered with doodles from the cover of LICM -Instead of typing your boyfriend's name is "Mike", you type "Mika"-- No wonder it didn't work out... -Your computer runs so frickin slow because it's filled to capacity with Mika pictures -When you keep insisting for your friends to play mika's songs on their piano or keyboard just for you -When you yourself play piano or keyboard for hours annoying everyone around just because you are trying to play grace kelly which is absolutely technically impossible when you basically dont play piano,lol -You bark with him on a certain demo song (haha but wheres the meow?!) -You try to make the same bracelets as LadyGodiva (aww) -You’ve developed strange cravings for tea… -Chapstick smudge on the computer screen… -You have to take a picture of certain food *coughchickencough* items on menus -Your family members have Grace Kelly and Love Today stuck in the heads at 3:00 in the morning as a result of your non-stop singing/ blasting of his music. -Mika is your anti-drug as well as your drug. -You write a few lines of his songs on desks in each of your classes. -You become more attracted to colorful clothing. -Whenever a word that remotely sounds like "Mika" is uttered, the source immediately has your attention -You can't stop having dreams about him if you tried. (By why would you want to try...?) -your mom calls while she's vacationing to let you hear someone playing Grace Kelly live in the lobby of the hotel she's staying at...BUT YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE DARN PHONE IN TIME -You are seriously considering asking your husband to buy you a personalized licence plate that reads:MIKA FAN -EVERYtime you see a guy with curly brown hair, "Love Today" automatically starts playing in your head -You have a box dedicated to all things Mika. -You spend more time on MFC than with your family when they're in the next room -You find any and every excuse to use Mika in schoolwork, projects and anything else -You come back from a few gigs...and start building a shrine: -His music plays (no matter where you are and who you're with) and you sing on top of your voice while doing a little dance -You start grinning insanely because Mika comes up on random on your computer so you start singing and then your Mum shouts at you becasue she's watching telly. -When you start making tons of sub-folders for all of your Mika pics so you can find them easier - oh and have about 5% of your memory left because of all the Mika pics. -You constantly burn your families meals as you are both cooking and on MFC -People ask you if you own any other cd's apart from LICM -You spend all day searching for new pics that you haven't seen before -Your kid's even know all the word's to his song's as they hear them so much -Everytime you go into a store that sells CDs, you look for LICM to see how many there are on the shelves that day, then, if they are on the bottom shelves, you move someone else's rubbish CD out of the way and position Mika's at eye level.(love this one- I do it too!) -You incorporate Mika song lyrics into every day conversation. -All you most listened too songs on you ipod are Mika, and when you print off pics of him to stick all over your room -You can't seem to live a day without stopping by the MFC -You check all the magazines in the shops and newspapers at home, to get your little snippet of news about him -Your MOTHER tells you to get a life lol- love you mum! -You always look at men with curly hair. -People have an urge to send you to a mental hospital from your reaction to hearing him on the radio. -You name your pet after him or after one of his characters -At another artist's gig, your friends ask what you think about it, but they actually already know the answer -You find yourself ordering chicken just so you can go around saying I just had some chicken. -You see LICM in the store and even though you have it you have the impulse to buy it again -You buy all the singles even though you have the album, just to get the extra songs, and to help Mika work his way up the charts -When you become ecstatic about hearing his song on the radio, even when you could listen to it on your ipod just as easily -Every time you hear someone say "hey" you say "whats the big idea?" -You begin writing and speaking "british -You get Mikagasms every time you unexpectedly hear Mika in a store or on television -You hear someone in your class say MIKA you jump out of your seat, twist around while gasping and squeal the words "No Way!!" -You named your car Humphrey so you can say "Humphrey, we're leaving" every time you want to go somewhere -You hate every girl who’s ever looked at MIKA with exception of his family -You actually use MFC language such as Oh My MIKA and Mikagasm in everyday conversation -You’ve gotten kicked out of a store because you climbed the shelves to reach a television that was playing MIKA because it wasn't loud enough, but then fell over and knocked some C.D.’s off of a shelf. -You are writing an email to your friend from school and in it you type out MFC smilies -You laugh when your mom asks if you want chicken tonight. -A friend calls and hears that you're playing a One Republic song in the background - and this is so noteworthy that your friend actually exclaims "Oh my God! That's not Mika! Mark it on the calendar!" -Your teachers know you’re a Mika fan -Your friends can recite facts about him even though they don’t like him because that’s all you talk about. -You travel across the country/world for a Mika concert/MFC meetup date/MFC reunion -You start liking a person better just because you found out they like Mika -Hearing the opening bit of Dolly Parton's 9-5 gives you excited jitters and you feel like you're on a bit of an adrenaline rush. And that's just sitting at your desk at work at 10 am -Someone tells you to relax and your only response to that is: take it eeeasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkunicorn123 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 We have another one of these somewhere....i just cant find it...bear with me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foalbaby14 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 You know your a mika fan when...... you dream about him you get defensive when someone says something mean about him you have a spot in your room dedicated to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohwowitsnicka Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Sorry... http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3745 It's quite an old thread, I think one of the first ones I actually ever posted on I wonder what happened to her .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika is my hero Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 when your "MIKASA" volleyball has the "SA" crossed out in sharpie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyGodiva Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 We have another one of these somewhere....i just cant find it...bear with me.... Sorry... http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3745 It's quite an old thread, I think one of the first ones I actually ever posted on I wonder what happened to her .... hmm, well do you think anybody would mind if i started a new one since the only one isn't used anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohwowitsnicka Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Pshhhttt, no no, I dont think anyone would mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyGodiva Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 Pshhhttt, no no, I dont think anyone would mind! i'll put all new ones on the first post so they're all in the same place:wink2: The last post from the other one was something like july of 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anouk Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 hmm, well do you think anybody would mind if i started a new one since the only one isn't used anymore? I don't mind, but I'm a newbie:biggrin2: You know when you're a Mikafan when: - Your car isn't called Ford Ka anymore, it became a MiKa:biggrin2: - Everyone thinks you're mad because you're looking after a tamagotchi at your 26th year:naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xBillyBrownx Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 ...when you keep talking about Mika to random and often uninterested people ...when you scribble Mika's name on every possible surface ...when you've passed the Mika fever to at least on other person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyGodiva Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 ...when you keep talking about Mika to random and often uninterested people ...when you scribble Mika's name on every possible surface ...when you've passed the Mika fever to at least on other person for sure know about this one! I don't mind, but I'm a newbie:biggrin2: You know when you're a Mikafan when: - Your car isn't called Ford Ka anymore, it became a MiKa:biggrin2: - Everyone thinks you're mad because you're looking after a tamagotchi at your 26th year:naughty: haha:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queenie Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 -You say “brilliant” far too often Add "aaaaaaaaaaaamazing". Mika is the amazing man as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anouk Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Add "aaaaaaaaaaaamazing". Mika is the amazing man as well Yes indeed. But he IS Brilliant and Amazing, he knows that and he will keep on saying that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyGodiva Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 Add "aaaaaaaaaaaamazing". Mika is the amazing man as well haha- yes! ......amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyGodiva Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 Yes indeed. But he IS Brilliant and Amazing, he knows that and he will keep on saying that This is also true. You know you're a Mika fan when your friends tell you you havea dangerous obsession and you start singing You know you're a Mika fan when you understand the irony in the statement above. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revica Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 you know your obsessed when any second of the day you do not have access to the MFC you constantly text back and forth w/ your MFC friends to keep track of what is going on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claudine Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 You know when you're a Mikafan when: -You say "AMAZING!" far too often -Lebanese men just got hotter -You get really excited just when your computer chooses to play Mika on shuffle -You keep talking about Mika to random and often uninterested people -You get defensive when someone says something mean about him and: - you only have one CD in you car: Life in Cartoon Motion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artsyfartsy17 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 You know you're a Mika fan when no man appeals to you unless they've got curly hair. Or the more specific version that applies to my life: You know you're a Mika fan when you curl your boyfriend's hair under the pretense "just for fun" but snap a picture of his curly-haired self and look at it longingly in secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxmikaaa Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 You know you are a Mika fan when you are so totally crazy obsessed with him that instead of giving up something simple like chocolate for Lent you give up saying, spelling, and writing his name. And believe me, it isn't easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revica Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 You know you're a Mika fan when no man appeals to you unless they've got curly hair. Or the more specific version that applies to my life: You know you're a Mika fan when you curl your boyfriend's hair under the pretense "just for fun" but snap a picture of his curly-haired self and look at it longingly in secret. Priceless!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artsyfartsy17 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Just thought of another one: You know you're a Mika fan when you consider your computer playing two Mika songs in a row on shuffle as a sign from God to buy Mika tickets. True story! ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyGodiva Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 You know you're a Mika fan when no man appeals to you unless they've got curly hair. Or the more specific version that applies to my life: You know you're a Mika fan when you curl your boyfriend's hair under the pretense "just for fun" but snap a picture of his curly-haired self and look at it longingly in secret. ^ LMFAO that made my night. thats AMAZING i think i got everybody's FANTASTIC GALS!!! HAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artsyfartsy17 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Priceless!!! Not one of my prouder moments as a girlfriend. But he looks SO much better with Mika hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyGodiva Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 Not one of my prouder moments as a girlfriend. But he looks SO much better with Mika hair. haha, i'll bet! I've always been attracted to dark haired guys with wavy or curly hair, jim sturgess was before mika, but now nothing can compare to mika. They have to be taller than me too preferable quite a bit taller, nit just an inch or two hehe:naughty: thats not hard though, i'm 5'6-7" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revica Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 haha, i'll bet! I've always been attracted to dark haired guys with wavy or curly hair, jim sturgess was before mika, but now nothing can compare to mika. They have to be taller than me too preferable quite a bit taller, nit just an inch or two hehe:naughty: thats not hard though, i'm 5'6-7" same 'bout the taller part! ALWAYS been attracted to longer hair, preferably curly. My brother is like, ideal...but hes my brother so.. lol, but his hair is AWESOME and he is only 1" shorter than Mika the whole being taller than me only started once my Mika love came about -- it is VERY easy for me.. i'm 5'2" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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