lyrics for The Quing who Reigned too Much by Willy Wonka, Marilyn Mastin, co-writers

The Gaga & Mika are going to play for the Queen-thread (http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20903&page=9) was diluted by some of us (:naughty:yeah me too....)

WW and MM cooperated in some lyricwriting!

(hilarious pic of our Quing. Made my Willywonka -ofcourse;)-)

Shouldn't that be the Queen?

The Gaga & Mika are going to play for the Queen-thread was diluted by some of us (:naughty:yeah me too....)

 

WW and MM cooperated in some lyricwriting:

 

Hilarious WW!!

Could you also post the lyrics?

Yeah: Mika the Queen of England, erm.....King..

Of course he would be KING!

 

 

 

 

 

I have an arrangement with Marilyn, we'll sort it out soon...

Care to help AM?

You're crazy enough to do it....

 

 

 

DA QUING!

Ahem: crazy? Me?!!

 

 

 

If in some magic way, inspiration comes my way I will compose some lyrics.

Shouldn't we make an other thread for the Queen (Quing) who Knew too Much-lyrics?

Haha that's hilarious:roftl:

 

 

 

 

 

DA QUING WHO REIGNED TOO MUCH!

The Queen's introduction post at the MFC:

 

LondonLizzy

Hi, my name is Elizabeth and I'm new at this forum. I feel a bit silly because I'm probably the oldest Mikafan ever...

I saw this lovely young lad perform recently and became addicted right away!

I hope to be able to go to a lot more gigs of this very flamboyant curly head.

 

 

 

(Ps: I do fart sometimes.)

MIKA'S SETLIST FOR THE QUEEN'S GIG:

 

1. Ma Crown iz gawlden

2. Blame it on the Tories

3. Reign (Courtesy of Silver)

4. Sir (Elton) John

5. I see you (abdicating)

6. Blue blood thighs

7. Old throne girl

8. Crutches you

9.By the Thames

10. Stay Put boy

11. Messenger Boy

12.Pick ma crown up off the floor

13.Hoi polloi

Royal dreams in a royal circus

running around looking for a crown in turquoise

who gives a damn about the royal family you come from

Don't give it up if you're not the Queen and you want the throne

He're the Queen's cover of Rain (Reign)

 

Is it really necessary,

That you all need to know

If I'm going to abdicate

So Charles can take the throne

But my poor son's already old and

Camilla cannot be the queen

So I think that I'll stay the monarch

You'd better get used to it everyone

 

More than this

Whatever it is

Country there'll be many days like this

I'm not going nowhere

What do I care

Country there'll be many days like this

 

I will reign reign reign and reign reign reign

I will reign reign reign and reign reign regn

I will reign reign reign and reign reign reign

I'm the best public speaker

And when I die

I'll leave the throne to Mika

 

More than this

Country, there'll be many days like this.

I just quoted everything related, hope it makes sense. And hope you understand it is a jokingly meant to be funny-thread!

Shouldn't that be the Queen?

In one post I mentioned (naughty me!) Mika being the next queen of England,then MM reaction he will be king, WW made that into Quing...

Note to self.

Do not read this thread while at work - it's too funny

"I will reign reign reign and reign reign reign

I will reign reign reign and reign reign regn

I will reign reign reign and reign reign reign

I'm the best public speaker

And when I die

I'll leave the throne to Mika"

:floor:

You didn't, Anna Maria!

It sounds like a looney thread: by MM&WW! LOL

In one post I mentioned (naughty me!) Mika being the next queen of England,then MM reaction he will be king, WW made that into Quing...

Quing sounds really cool! I love it!

In one post I mentioned (naughty me!) Mika being the next queen of England,then MM reaction he will be king, WW made that into Quing...

Ah!

I get it now. Oh Wonka!!!:roftl:

I'm the Quing of the UK circus

Running around in ma crown on purpose

Don't give a damn about what palace I dance in

In ma royal boxers I just love to go prancin'

Prancin' around again

Runnin' the Quingdom

Waking up

Jeeves brings me tea and toast

Then I start work

As the royal host

Subjects crave an audiance

With the royal we

Coz me mum's there

to keep her eye on me

Ma crown's not what you think it is

It is gawlden It is gawlden X2

I was a boy

Who sang of Princess Grace

Now I'm royal too

That had to be the case

Coz I see grandour in the monarchy too

Like a magpie

I live to wear the crown jewels

Chorus

Now I sit on ma throne

It's ma favourite chair

I've thrown away ma crown

Coz it flattens ma hair

Yet I still love ma music

And ma shows will not stop

So I'm selling the palace

Then I'll buy a big top!

Then I'm doing a royal tour

Then I'm doing a royal tour

Then I'm doing a royal tour

Coz I'm Gaaaaawldeeeeeen

I'm the Quing of the UK circus

Running around all the world on purpose

Don't give a damn whatever country I dance in

I'll find a royal consort and we both will go prancin'

Runnin' around again

Runnin' the Quingdom.

:lmfao::lmfao:

this is blumming amazing!! you guys are brilliant... i would so love for him to sing that at a show!!

x

:lmfao::lmfao:

this is blumming amazing!! you guys are brilliant... i would so love for him to sing that at a show!!

x

Thanks for that. If he sang it at a show I wonder what reaction he'd get to the "I'll find a royal consort" line! I wonder how many offers he would get!

Amazing!:lmfao:

How many fun versions of songs do we have by now?

Thanks for that. If he sang it at a show I wonder what reaction he'd get to the "I'll find a royal consort" line! I wonder how many offers he would get!

I'm the Quing of the UK circus

Running around in ma crown on purpose

Don't give a damn about what palace I dance in

In ma royal boxers I just love to go prancin'

 

Prancin' around again

Runnin' the Quingdom

Waking up

Jeeves brings me tea and toast

Then I start work

As the royal host

Subjects crave an audiance

With the royal we

Coz me mum's there

to keep her eye on me

Ma crown's not what you think it is

It is gawlden It is gawlden X2

 

I was a boy

Who sang of Princess Grace

Now I'm royal too

That had to be the case

Coz I see grandour in the monarchy too

Like a magpie

I live to wear the crown jewels

 

Chorus

 

Now I sit on ma throne

It's ma favourite chair

I've thrown away ma crown

Coz it flattens ma hair

Yet I still love ma music

And ma shows will not stop

So I'm selling the palace

Then I'll buy a big top!

 

Then I'm doing a royal tour

Then I'm doing a royal tour

Then I'm doing a royal tour

Coz I'm Gaaaaawldeeeeeen

 

I'm the Quing of the UK circus

Running around all the world on purpose

Don't give a damn whatever country I dance in

I'll find a royal consort and we both will go prancin'

 

Runnin' around again

Runnin' the Quingdom.

I'm the Quing of the UK circus

Running around in ma crown on purpose

Don't give a damn about what palace I dance in

In ma royal boxers I just love to go prancin'

 

Prancin' around again

Runnin' the Quingdom

 

Waking up

Jeeves brings me tea and toast

Then I start work

As the royal host

Subjects crave an audiance

With the royal we

Coz me mum's there

to keep her eye on me

 

Ma crown's not what you think it is

It is gawlden It is gawlden X2

 

I was a boy

Who sang of Princess Grace

Now I'm royal too

That had to be the case

Coz I see grandour in the monarchy too

Like a magpie

I live to wear the crown jewels

 

Chorus

 

Now I sit on ma throne

It's ma favourite chair

I've thrown away ma crown

Coz it flattens ma hair

Yet I still love ma music

And ma shows will not stop

So I'm selling the palace

Then I'll buy a big top!

 

Then I'm doing a royal tour

Then I'm doing a royal tour

Then I'm doing a royal tour

Coz I'm Gaaaaawldeeeeeen

 

I'm the Quing of the UK circus

Running around all the world on purpose

Don't give a damn whatever country I dance in

I'll find a royal consort and we both will go prancin'

 

Runnin' around again

Runnin' the Quingdom.

:floor:

Thank you Marilyn

I'm the Quing of the UK circus

Running around in ma crown on purpose

Don't give a damn about what palace I dance in

In ma royal boxers I just love to go prancin'

 

Prancin' around again

Runnin' the Quingdom

 

Waking up

Jeeves brings me tea and toast

Then I start work

As the royal host

Subjects crave an audiance

With the royal we

Coz me mum's there

to keep her eye on me

 

Ma crown's not what you think it is

It is gawlden It is gawlden X2

 

I was a boy

Who sang of Princess Grace

Now I'm royal too

That had to be the case

Coz I see grandour in the monarchy too

Like a magpie

I live to wear the crown jewels

 

Chorus

 

Now I sit on ma throne

It's ma favourite chair

I've thrown away ma crown

Coz it flattens ma hair

Yet I still love ma music

And ma shows will not stop

So I'm selling the palace

Then I'll buy a big top!

 

Then I'm doing a royal tour

Then I'm doing a royal tour

Then I'm doing a royal tour

Coz I'm Gaaaaawldeeeeeen

 

I'm the Quing of the UK circus

Running around all the world on purpose

Don't give a damn whatever country I dance in

I'll find a royal consort and we both will go prancin'

 

Runnin' around again

Runnin' the Quingdom.

:clap:!!!

I think I'm scared of you guys!

Don't **** up, won't **** up, can't **** up

No i won't **** it up

Don't **** up, won't **** up, can't **** up

No i won't **** it up

It's the early morn

gig's later on

why did i tell gaga i'd play with her

for the Queen?

I'm afraid it'll be a mess

Shame, what if i'd call in sick would it be a lie?

By the Thames i'll be dragged

when they'll find out i was miming

busy trying to hit the right GK note

By the Thames they'll take me

To the London Tower dungeons

tell me how am I supposed not to care

The crocodiles are starved and cold

Why don't i concentrrrrrate and have all this **** on my mind?

If i was allowed i'd tell them i was out

No, but Momma said I couldn't, said I couldn't just for this once get it right

By the Thames I'll be weeping

while the crocodiles would be creeping

Busy eating my peaceful underwear

By the Thames I'd be seeping

and you'll find the rests of me leaping

tell me how am I supposed not to care

If I had let you go, let you go

would this be different, different

Now I'll never know never know

I didn't get the chance damn you Gaga!

If I let had you go, let you go

would this be different, different

Now I'll never know never know

I didn't get the chance damn you Gaga!

And by the Thames i'll be dragged

when they'll find out i was miming

busy trying to hit the right GK note

By the Thames there'd be a heaping

and you'll find the rests of me leaping

tell me how am I supposed not to care

Don't **** up, won't **** up, can't **** up

No i won't **** it up

Don't **** up, won't **** up, can't **** up

No i won't **** it up

Don't **** up, won't **** up, can't **** up

No i won't **** it up

Don't **** up, won't **** up, can't **** up

No i won't **** it up

OMG!

Okay Marilyn & Carla you two are certifiable!

If I could stop laughing it would sound more credible - but I can't stop laughing.:roftl::roftl:

When i was young, went to a few

Of all the gigs Elton did do,

Never thought i'd have the chance to see you live one day

So now i have decided,

That I really want to go see you live,

gotta do it here on the palace coz i can't travel far away.

Put your manly wallet back in your pocket,

Pick ma crown up off the floor

Well your momma says you're whopping,

But boy, let me tell you more:

When i'll be 95 you'll be 42,

And i'm not sure if i'll be alive to see you do what you do,

Or if you're not playing anymore,

So pick ma crown up off the floor

My back hurts, legs won't bend,

Of course they won't say you're my boyfriend

Need anyone to help painting those planets?

Bring Gaga in, she's such a tease

Just tell her this time no ketchup please

And whatever she's doing she's gotta keep her underwear

Pick ma crown, crown, crown, pick it off the floor

Oooooooooh pick it off the floor

Don't **** up, won't **** up, can't **** up

No i won't **** it up

Don't **** up, won't **** up, can't **** up

No i won't **** it up

 

It's the early morn

gig's later on

why did i tell gaga i'd play with her

for the Queen?

 

I'm afraid it'll be a mess

Shame, what if i'd call in sick would it be a lie?

 

By the Thames i'll be dragged

when they'll find out i was miming

busy trying to hit the right GK note

 

By the Thames they'll take me

To the London Tower dungeons

tell me how am I supposed not to care

 

The crocodiles are starved and cold

Why don't i concentrrrrrate and have all this **** on my mind?

If i was allowed i'd tell them i was out

No, but Momma said I couldn't, said I couldn't just for this once get it right

 

By the Thames I'll be weeping

while the crocodiles would be creeping

Busy eating my peaceful underwear

 

By the Thames I'd be seeping

and you'll find the rests of me leaping

tell me how am I supposed not to care

 

If I had let you go, let you go

would this be different, different

Now I'll never know never know

I didn't get the chance damn you Gaga!

 

If I let had you go, let you go

would this be different, different

Now I'll never know never know

I didn't get the chance damn you Gaga!

 

And by the Thames i'll be dragged

when they'll find out i was miming

busy trying to hit the right GK note

 

By the Thames there'd be a heaping

and you'll find the rests of me leaping

tell me how am I supposed not to care

 

 

Don't **** up, won't **** up, can't **** up

No i won't **** it up

Don't **** up, won't **** up, can't **** up

No i won't **** it up

Don't **** up, won't **** up, can't **** up

No i won't **** it up

Don't **** up, won't **** up, can't **** up

No i won't **** it up

hahahaha <3

Thos are really great WW!

Here's my version of 'Pick Ma crown Up Off The Floor'.

There's a Quing

Who thought he'd be

Living in

Luxury

Then ma mum comes along and gives ma palace away

Coz ma mum

She decides

I'm not making right choices in life

So she finds a grotty flat where I must stay

Put ma keys in my back pocket

Pick ma crown up off the floor

Oh my momma's always watching

and folks, let me tell you more

If I'm ninety-five or twenty-six

Mum's in control and I'm in a fix

There's no palace anymore

There's are roaches on ma floor.

I walk around

An empty town

But see my mum comming around

So I go back home to sulk the night away

Palace lost

Have I learned

Luxury

Must be earned

In my roach-infested flat I gotta stay

Put those keys in my back pocket

Pick ma crown up off the floor

Oh my momma's always watching

I can't stand it any more

I'm not ninety-five I'm twenty-six

How I wish I could up ma sticks

Take ma palace back for sure

And leave those roaches on the floor!

Thos are really great WW!

Here's my version of 'Pick Ma crown Up Off The Floor'.

 

There's a Quing

Who thought he'd be

Living in

Luxury

Then ma mum comes along and gives ma palace away

 

Coz ma mum

She decides

I'm not making right choices in life

So she finds a grotty flat where I must stay

 

Put ma keys in my back pocket

Pick ma crown up off the floor

Oh my momma's always watching

and folks, let me tell you more

If I'm ninety-five or twenty-six

Mum's in control and I'm in a fix

There's no palace anymore

There's are roaches on ma floor.

 

I walk around

An empty town

But see my mum comming around

So I go back home to sulk the night away

 

Palace lost

Have I learned

Luxury

Must be earned

In my roach-infested flat I gotta stay

 

Put those keys in my back pocket

Pick ma crown up off the floor

Oh my momma's always watching

I can't stand it any more

I'm not ninety-five I'm twenty-six

How I wish I could up ma sticks

Take ma palace back for sure

And leave those roaches on the floor!

Poor Mika!

:lmfao::lmfao:

ONE EYED BOY

What’s a matter

with spraying manly places?

Take that gross look off your faces

It's not as if i am kinky or sick

Keep your lame jokes I don’t need it

So i was twittering on my iPhone

After doing Australian Idols show

Saw a one foot ozzie mozzie mosquito

He's sitting on my shoulder

Was too scared to move away,

Know they kill hundreds of peeps everyday

And right that sec i sprayed my bum and thought boy you're over

MY OH MY

I think my eye is gone

I'm left here twittering

Was he in the room all along?

What do I do?

Nothing left but spray

Gonna twit somebody

Help me drive this swelling away

I've an eyepatch of my own

What’s a matter

with spraying manly places?

Take that gross look off your faces

It's not as if i am kinky or sick

Keep your lame jokes I don’t need it

One eyed boy!

One eyed boy!

One eyed boy!

One eyed boy!

Say you like me,

But not with patches?

Shut up and forget it

These are better than those braces

All these insects

That surround me

And those braces

Only frown me

So i was twittering on my iPhone

After doing Oz Idols show

Saw a one foot ozzie mozzie mosquito

He's sitting on my shoulder

Was too scared to move away,

Know they kill hundreds of peeps everyday

And right that sec i sprayed my bum and thought boy you're over

MY OH MY

I think my eye is gone

I'm left here twittering

Was he in the room all along?

What do I do?

Nothing left but spray

Gonna twit somebody

Help me drive this swelling away

I've got an eyepatch of my own

An eyepatch of my own

ONE EYED BOY

 

What’s a matter

with spraying manly places?

Take that gross look off your faces

It's not as if i am kinky or sick

Keep your lame jokes I don’t need it

 

So i was twittering on my iPhone

After doing Australian Idols show

Saw a one foot ozzie mozzie mosquito

He's sitting on my shoulder

Was too scared to move away,

Know they kill hundreds of peeps everyday

And right that sec i sprayed my bum and thought boy you're over

 

MY OH MY

 

I think my eye is gone

I'm left here twittering

Was he in the room all along?

What do I do?

Nothing left but spray

Gonna twit somebody

Help me drive this swelling away

I've an eyepatch of my own

 

What’s a matter

with spraying manly places?

Take that gross look off your faces

It's not as if i am kinky or sick

Keep your lame jokes I don’t need it

 

One eyed boy!

One eyed boy!

One eyed boy!

One eyed boy!

 

Say you like me,

But not with patches?

Shut up and forget it

These are better than those braces

All these insects

That surround me

And those braces

Only frown me

 

So i was twittering on my iPhone

After doing Oz Idols show

Saw a one foot ozzie mozzie mosquito

He's sitting on my shoulder

Was too scared to move away,

Know they kill hundreds of peeps everyday

And right that sec i sprayed my bum and thought boy you're over

 

MY OH MY

 

I think my eye is gone

I'm left here twittering

Was he in the room all along?

What do I do?

Nothing left but spray

Gonna twit somebody

Help me drive this swelling away

I've got an eyepatch of my own

 

An eyepatch of my own

No coffee spit-up - but Too Funny!!:roftl::roftl:

One Foot Boy is one of my favourite songs.

Now so is One Eyed Boy!:clap:

Bravo by the way!:thumb_yello:

I am going have that song in my head all day & probably check back here for the new lyrics.

What can I say Ms Wonka?