AnnaMariaPetra Posted November 26, 2009 Author Share Posted November 26, 2009 MM and WW: I am soooo proud of you! And I am very happy I made this thread: real good fun when you need your daily portion of laughter!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Thanks for that. If he sang it at a show I wonder what reaction he'd get to the "I'll find a royal consort" line! I wonder how many offers he would get! well i reakon we (you and WW) should get the first pick!! i totally agree!!! ONE EYED BOY What’s a matter with spraying manly places? Take that gross look off your faces It's not as if i am kinky or sick Keep your lame jokes I don’t need it So i was twittering on my iPhone After doing Australian Idols show Saw a one foot ozzie mozzie mosquitoHe's sitting on my shoulder Was too scared to move away, Know they kill hundreds of peeps everyday And right that sec i sprayed my bum and thought boy you're over MY OH MY I think my eye is gone I'm left here twittering Was he in the room all along? What do I do? Nothing left but spray Gonna twit somebody Help me drive this swelling away I've an eyepatch of my own What’s a matter with spraying manly places? Take that gross look off your faces It's not as if i am kinky or sick Keep your lame jokes I don’t need it One eyed boy! One eyed boy! One eyed boy! One eyed boy! Say you like me, But not with patches? Shut up and forget it These are better than those braces All these insects That surround me And those braces Only frown me So i was twittering on my iPhone After doing Oz Idols show Saw a one foot ozzie mozzie mosquito He's sitting on my shoulder Was too scared to move away, Know they kill hundreds of peeps everyday And right that sec i sprayed my bum and thought boy you're over MY OH MY I think my eye is gone I'm left here twittering Was he in the room all along? What do I do? Nothing left but spray Gonna twit somebody Help me drive this swelling away I've got an eyepatch of my own An eyepatch of my own my oh my indeed... i laughed soo hard my mum came in to check i was ok!!! x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 ONE EYED BOY What’s a matter with spraying manly places? Take that gross look off your faces It's not as if i am kinky or sick Keep your lame jokes I don’t need it So i was twittering on my iPhone After doing Australian Idols show Saw a one foot ozzie mozzie mosquito He's sitting on my shoulder Was too scared to move away, Know they kill hundreds of peeps everyday And right that sec i sprayed my bum and thought boy you're over MY OH MY I think my eye is gone I'm left here twittering Was he in the room all along? What do I do? Nothing left but spray Gonna twit somebody Help me drive this swelling away I've an eyepatch of my own What’s a matter with spraying manly places? Take that gross look off your faces It's not as if i am kinky or sick Keep your lame jokes I don’t need it One eyed boy! One eyed boy! One eyed boy! One eyed boy! Say you like me, But not with patches? Shut up and forget it These are better than those braces All these insects That surround me And those braces Only frown me So i was twittering on my iPhone After doing Oz Idols show Saw a one foot ozzie mozzie mosquito He's sitting on my shoulder Was too scared to move away, Know they kill hundreds of peeps everyday And right that sec i sprayed my bum and thought boy you're over MY OH MY I think my eye is gone I'm left here twittering Was he in the room all along? What do I do? Nothing left but spray Gonna twit somebody Help me drive this swelling away I've got an eyepatch of my own An eyepatch of my own This one is priceless WW! Absoflippinglutely well done!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 This one is priceless WW! Absoflippinglutely well done!!! Glad everyone's having fun with this... Thank you for making it brilliant, Queen Marilyn! Long live the Quing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Don't **** up, won't **** up, can't **** up No i won't **** it up :lmfao: MY OH MY I think my eye is gone I'm left here twittering Was he in the room all along? What do I do? Nothing left but spray Gonna twit somebody Help me drive this swelling away I've got an eyepatch of my own Woman... You. Are. The. Best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Don't **** up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 I look for friends in a strange place I just love celebrities I like the girl who sings Poker Face And the girl who likes kissing other girls So I should be living in clover With all of the friends I have to choose And there's no guy who's finer Than my lovely shoe designer But, Sir Elton John Why don't you love me? What have I done wrong? Coz I keep on trying But our friendship aint goin' Our friendship aint goin' on Oh, Sir Elton John I really thought you would love my songs Coz I love 'The Lion King' But thought I try to impress you boy You don't say anything I really like Candle In The Wind Where you sing about Marilyn Monroe Should I write about Marilyn Mastin? Then maybe our friendship will be startin' Oh Sir Elton John I want you to love me What have I done wrong? Coz I keep on trying But our friendship aint goin' Our friendship aint goin' on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 I look for friends in a strange placeI just love celebrities I like the girl who sings Poker Face And the girl who likes kissing other girls So I should be living in clover With all of the friends I have to choose And there's no guy who's finer Than my lovely shoe designer But, Sir Elton John Why don't you love me? What have I done wrong? Coz I keep on trying But our friendship aint goin' Our friendship aint goin' on Oh, Sir Elton John I really thought you would love my songs Coz I love 'The Lion King' But thought I try to impress you boy You don't say anything I really like Candle In The Wind Where you sing about Marilyn Monroe Should I write about Marilyn Mastin? Then maybe our friendship will be startin' Oh Sir Elton John I want you to love me What have I done wrong? Coz I keep on trying But our friendship aint goin' Our friendship aint goin' on :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollipop_monkey Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 ONE EYED BOY What’s a matter with spraying manly places? Take that gross look off your faces It's not as if i am kinky or sick Keep your lame jokes I don’t need it So i was twittering on my iPhone After doing Australian Idols show Saw a one foot ozzie mozzie mosquito He's sitting on my shoulder Was too scared to move away, Know they kill hundreds of peeps everyday And right that sec i sprayed my bum and thought boy you're over MY OH MY I think my eye is gone I'm left here twittering Was he in the room all along? What do I do? Nothing left but spray Gonna twit somebody Help me drive this swelling away I've an eyepatch of my own What’s a matter with spraying manly places? Take that gross look off your faces It's not as if i am kinky or sick Keep your lame jokes I don’t need it One eyed boy! One eyed boy! One eyed boy! One eyed boy! Say you like me, But not with patches? Shut up and forget it These are better than those braces All these insects That surround me And those braces Only frown me So i was twittering on my iPhone After doing Oz Idols show Saw a one foot ozzie mozzie mosquito He's sitting on my shoulder Was too scared to move away, Know they kill hundreds of peeps everyday And right that sec i sprayed my bum and thought boy you're over MY OH MY I think my eye is gone I'm left here twittering Was he in the room all along? What do I do? Nothing left but spray Gonna twit somebody Help me drive this swelling away I've got an eyepatch of my own An eyepatch of my own LMFAO! :lmfao: This is epic x 1,000. I almost peed myself. Scuse me while I go wipe the tears from my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Back to the throne, girl! Would you believe I'm sick of Lords and Tories They just now bore me Like they never did before. Ma name is Lizzy And i'm so busy But Mika I adore ya And the whole reign ought to get to know. Not at the palace as its filled with dust You gotta do a gig for me you must You really want it to be happening in Buckingham If you prefer i can take you to Sandringham We could have a few fancy bars Bring your boys who can play guitars Listen up cause I've got to warn ya Don't even dare flying to California. Hey you how's an old girl like you Doin' this crazy swirl? Get back to the throne girl Daring stance to someone so aged You're no longer 70 and you're a bit weighty Oooh oooh back to the throne, girl Could you believe I bought an iphone Gotta thank Sony Should have bought it long before. Got it last April Others were hateful. Downloaded Rain and now looking for Pick up off the floor. I can tell you what you want the most A reception with champagne and toast. If at the end you'll get just a bit tipsy Don't worry i'll tell peeps you're a gipsy Aren't you the one who says he's golden If the gig won't sell out no prob i'll solve it I'll twit MFCrs and they'll all come running Little Mickey Moo, it'll be stunning! Hey you how's an old girl like you Doin' this crazy swirl? Get back to the throne girl Daring stance to someone so aged You're no longer 70 and you're a bit weighty Oooh oooh back to the throne, girl She's walkin around lookin for her crown Needs somebody to help her but there are no ladies in waiting around She's happy to choose a new one to use Sits on throne and looks down at her Louboutin shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Back to the throne, girl! Would you believe I'm sick of Lords and Tories They just now bore me Like they never did before. Ma name is Lizzy And i'm so busy But Mika I adore ya And the whole reign ought to get to know. Not at the palace as its filled with dust You gotta do a gig for me you must You really want it to be happening in Buckingham If you prefer i can take you to Sandringham We could have a few fancy bars Bring your boys who can play guitars Listen up cause I've got to warn ya Don't even dare flying to California. Hey you how's an old girl like you Doin' this crazy swirl? Get back to the throne girl Daring stance to someone so aged You're no longer 70 and you're a bit weighty Oooh oooh back to the throne, girl Could you believe I bought an iphone Gotta thank Sony Should have bought it long before. Got it last April Others were hateful. Downloaded Rain and now looking for Pick up off the floor. I can tell you what you want the most A reception with champagne and toast. If at the end you'll get just a bit tipsy Don't worry i'll tell peeps you're a gipsy Aren't you the one who says he's golden If the gig won't sell out no prob i'll solve it I'll twit MFCrs and they'll all come running Little Mickey Moo, it'll be stunning! Hey you how's an old girl like you Doin' this crazy swirl? Get back to the throne girl Daring stance to someone so aged You're no longer 70 and you're a bit weighty Oooh oooh back to the throne, girl She's walkin around lookin for her crown Needs somebody to help her but there are no ladies in waiting around She's happy to choose a new one to use Sits on throne and looks down at her Louboutin shoes That one is SO great! ROFLOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 I'm a stay put toy in my Mika's room If he leaves me all alone I stay put into gloom I've a heart of gold coz I'm golden too I just hope that Mika never says we're through Mika draws illustrations I add bus stops and stations I say what songs should be singles While I'm eating ma pringles We are such a team and we always share But Mika doesn't like it when I pull his hair More than Stay Put Boy in an astronaught suit I love to dance with Mika in my underpants too. But his momma thought there was something wrong Didn't want him dancing with his toy too long Now we no longer dance in our underpants His run away with Gaga for a bad romance! Mika we were so golden Then you left me with Jordan She wrapped me in a bundle And took me to the jungle She's the meanest hag and I've got the blues She will not let me put my head between her boobs There is just one thing that will help me through I have heard that Mika's in Australia too Jordan dressed me up as the Pete she loved But it was not too long till she had had enough Now the Aussie sun I no longer see I've got mosquito bites where my eyes used to be Yes my story is tragic But I've learned some black magic Since he is such a cheater I'll send the mozzie to Mika! Then the very next day when he's in an eye patch He will realise it was his Stay Put Boy Now I can't stay put for I have to flee Before an angry Mika comes to clobber me! oooooooooooh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissPie Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 I'm a stay put toy in my Mika's roomIf he leaves me all alone I stay put into gloom I've a heart of gold coz I'm golden too I just hope that Mika never says we're through Mika draws illustrations I add bus stops and stations I say what songs should be singles While I'm eating ma pringles We are such a team and we always share But Mika doesn't like it when I pull his hair More than Stay Put Boy in an astronaught suit I love to dance with Mika in my underpants too. But his momma thought there was something wrong Didn't want him dancing with his toy too long Now we no longer dance in our underpants His run away with Gaga for a bad romance! Mika we were so golden Then you left me with Jordan She wrapped me in a bundle And took me to the jungle She's the meanest hag and I've got the blues She will not let me put my head between her boobs There is just one thing that will help me through I have heard that Mika's in Australia too Jordan dressed me up as the Pete she loved But it was not too long till she had had enough Now the Aussie sun I no longer see I've got mosquito bites where my eyes used to be Yes my story is tragic But I've learned some black magic Since he is such a cheater I'll send the mozzie to Mika! Then the very next day when he's in an eye patch He will realise it was his Stay Put Boy Now I can't stay put for I have to flee Before an angry Mika comes to clobber me! oooooooooooh the poor boy... :lmfao: Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnaMariaPetra Posted November 27, 2009 Author Share Posted November 27, 2009 I'm a stay put toy in my Mika's roomIf he leaves me all alone I stay put into gloom I've a heart of gold coz I'm golden too I just hope that Mika never says we're through Mika draws illustrations I add bus stops and stations I say what songs should be singles While I'm eating ma pringles We are such a team and we always share But Mika doesn't like it when I pull his hair More than Stay Put Boy in an astronaught suit I love to dance with Mika in my underpants too. But his momma thought there was something wrong Didn't want him dancing with his toy too long Now we no longer dance in our underpants His run away with Gaga for a bad romance! Mika we were so golden Then you left me with Jordan She wrapped me in a bundle And took me to the jungle She's the meanest hag and I've got the blues She will not let me put my head between her boobs There is just one thing that will help me through I have heard that Mika's in Australia too Jordan dressed me up as the Pete she loved But it was not too long till she had had enough Now the Aussie sun I no longer see I've got mosquito bites where my eyes used to be Yes my story is tragic But I've learned some black magic Since he is such a cheater I'll send the mozzie to Mika! Then the very next day when he's in an eye patch He will realise it was his Stay Put Boy Now I can't stay put for I have to flee Before an angry Mika comes to clobber me! oooooooooooh Oh Marilyn: you're very funny in a slighty naught way....I love it!!! (Mika in my underpants is hilarious!! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 I'm a stay put toy in my Mika's roomIf he leaves me all alone I stay put into gloom I've a heart of gold coz I'm golden too I just hope that Mika never says we're through Mika draws illustrations I add bus stops and stations I say what songs should be singles While I'm eating ma pringles We are such a team and we always share But Mika doesn't like it when I pull his hair More than Stay Put Boy in an astronaught suit I love to dance with Mika in my underpants too. But his momma thought there was something wrong Didn't want him dancing with his toy too long Now we no longer dance in our underpants His run away with Gaga for a bad romance! Mika we were so golden Then you left me with Jordan She wrapped me in a bundle And took me to the jungle She's the meanest hag and I've got the blues She will not let me put my head between her boobs There is just one thing that will help me through I have heard that Mika's in Australia too Jordan dressed me up as the Pete she loved But it was not too long till she had had enough Now the Aussie sun I no longer see I've got mosquito bites where my eyes used to be Yes my story is tragic But I've learned some black magic Since he is such a cheater I'll send the mozzie to Mika! Then the very next day when he's in an eye patch He will realise it was his Stay Put Boy Now I can't stay put for I have to flee Before an angry Mika comes to clobber me! oooooooooooh This is getting better and better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 I'm a stay put toy in my Mika's roomIf he leaves me all alone I stay put into gloom I've a heart of gold coz I'm golden too I just hope that Mika never says we're through Mika draws illustrations I add bus stops and stations I say what songs should be singles While I'm eating ma pringles We are such a team and we always share But Mika doesn't like it when I pull his hair More than Stay Put Boy in an astronaught suit I love to dance with Mika in my underpants too. But his momma thought there was something wrong Didn't want him dancing with his toy too long Now we no longer dance in our underpants His run away with Gaga for a bad romance! Mika we were so golden Then you left me with Jordan She wrapped me in a bundle And took me to the jungle She's the meanest hag and I've got the blues She will not let me put my head between her boobs There is just one thing that will help me through I have heard that Mika's in Australia too Jordan dressed me up as the Pete she loved But it was not too long till she had had enough Now the Aussie sun I no longer see I've got mosquito bites where my eyes used to be Yes my story is tragic But I've learned some black magic Since he is such a cheater I'll send the mozzie to Mika! Then the very next day when he's in an eye patch He will realise it was his Stay Put Boy Now I can't stay put for I have to flee Before an angry Mika comes to clobber me! oooooooooooh oh i love it!! you're a genious!! x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 *Takes a bow* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 *Takes a bow* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 This is a great thread and it's just what we need right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinghorse83 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Now I sit on ma throne It's ma favourite chair I've thrown away ma crown Coz it flattens ma hair :lmao: :lmao: oh dear god that literally killed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinghorse83 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 But his momma thought there was something wrong Didn't want him dancing with his toy too long Now we no longer dance in our underpants His run away with Gaga for a bad romance! She's the meanest hag and I've got the blues She will not let me put my head between her boobs Now the Aussie sun I no longer see I've got mosquito bites where my eyes used to be Yes my story is tragic But I've learned some black magic Since he is such a cheater I'll send the mozzie to Mika! Then the very next day when he's in an eye patch He will realise it was his Stay Put Boy Now I can't stay put for I have to flee Before an angry Mika comes to clobber me! oooooooooooh :floor: oh dear lord, this thread is killing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Your Quing is having a wonderful time My manager wants me To star in a pantomime But I’ve other plans for these crutches of mine I’m hobbling around on crutches and my eye is in a patch So you might well believe I’m not feeling up to scratch But I can tell you that I’m not feeling blue Girls just won’t leave me alone They love my crutches too! I’ve told my record company I’ve told my manager too I’m not playing Long john Silver Even if they want me to I’ve told my younger brother I’ve told my sisters too I wanna be wanna be Where people love my crutches too Crutches me and crutches you Crutches are handy For picking up leaves And clobbering salesmen When they will not leave They slide on glitter But what else can I do Girls just won’t leave me alone They love my crutches too So when the evening falls and I need somebody to love I get my crutches and I go out to the pub I’ll soon find someone, in fact there is a queue They can’t seem to leave me alone Crutches me, crutches you Repeat chorus This isn’t a chat up line But I pick up all the time What am I supposed to do? When girls just won’t leave me alone Crutches me, crutches you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnaMariaPetra Posted December 3, 2009 Author Share Posted December 3, 2009 Your Quing is having a wonderful timeMy manager wants me To star in a pantomime But I’ve other plans for these crutches of mine I’m hobbling around on crutches and my eye is in a patch So you might well believe I’m not feeling up to scratch But I can tell you that I’m not feeling blue Girls just won’t leave me alone They love my crutches too! I’ve told my record company I’ve told my manager too I’m not playing Long john Silver Even if they want me to I’ve told my younger brother I’ve told my sisters too I wanna be wanna be Where people love my crutches too Crutches me and crutches you Crutches are handy For picking up leaves And clobbering salesmen When they will not leave They slide on glitter But what else can I do Girls just won’t leave me alone They love my crutches too So when the evening falls and I need somebody to love I get my crutches and I go out to the pub I’ll soon find someone, in fact there is a queue They can’t seem to leave me alone Crutches me, crutches you Repeat chorus This isn’t a chat up line But I pick up all the time What am I supposed to do? When girls just won’t leave me alone Crutches me, crutches you :roftl: Ha, I can use this song! (That is to say: as long as I have to walk on crutches...) People will even stand in line for Mika when he's old and in need of a rollator! Who is Long John Silver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Your Quing is having a wonderful timeMy manager wants me To star in a pantomime But I’ve other plans for these crutches of mine I’m hobbling around on crutches and my eye is in a patch So you might well believe I’m not feeling up to scratch But I can tell you that I’m not feeling blue Girls just won’t leave me alone They love my crutches too! I’ve told my record company I’ve told my manager too I’m not playing Long john Silver Even if they want me to I’ve told my younger brother I’ve told my sisters too I wanna be wanna be Where people love my crutches too Crutches me and crutches you Crutches are handy For picking up leaves And clobbering salesmen When they will not leave They slide on glitter But what else can I do Girls just won’t leave me alone They love my crutches too So when the evening falls and I need somebody to love I get my crutches and I go out to the pub I’ll soon find someone, in fact there is a queue They can’t seem to leave me alone Crutches me, crutches you Repeat chorus This isn’t a chat up line But I pick up all the time What am I supposed to do? When girls just won’t leave me alone Crutches me, crutches you It's funny even if he's not using them anymore... :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 It's funny even if he's not using them anymore... :lmao: Well I was going by the title on the list. 'Crutches You', so it had to be about the crutches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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