norwalk174 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 THAT'S THE ONE I WAS LOOKING FOR!!!! I'm not trying to be disrespectful. I wouldn't be looking or caring under normal circumstances, but like Hannah said his clothes lie so flat. It's great for modelling photos and whatnot. But how he's pulling that off onstage in skintight pants I don't know. It's just another one of those Mika mysteries we'll never know the answer to. i plan to know the answer once he comes back to the usa i'll let you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 i plan to know the answer once he comes back to the usa i'll let you know What is the question exactly? Does Mika have a penis? I think it's safe to say he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armande Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 THAT'S THE ONE I WAS LOOKING FOR!!!! haha, great minds think alike.... or fools never differ... nah, great minds think alike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armande Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 What is the question exactly? Does Mika have a penis? I think it's safe to say he does. haha, yeah i think we can assume that, seeing as he is a guy and all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwalk174 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 What is the question exactly? Does Mika have a penis? I think it's safe to say he does. *cough cough length cough cough cough* (i'll measure it :mf_rosetinted) ok i'm sorry i think i'm taking this too far haha, great minds think alike.... or fools never differ...nah, great minds think alike definitely the great minds one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scut Monkey Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 The MFC is capable of one hell of a segue: from "Picture Captions" to "Does Mika Have A Penis?". haha, yeah i think we can assume that, seeing as he is a guy and all Just so you know, for the sake of science, the sexes aren't so clear-cut. There are people who externally appear as men or women but their reproductive systems (internal or external) in entirety or in part are different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armande Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 The MFC is capable of one hell of a segue: from "Picture Captions" to "Does Mika Have A Penis?". lol, it was sort obvious really, honestly, common sense would say yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armande Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 The MFC is capable of one hell of a segue: from "Picture Captions" to "Does Mika Have A Penis?". Just so you know, for the sake of science, the sexes aren't so clear-cut. There are people who externally appear as men or women but their reproductive systems (internal or external) are different... yeah, i understand that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwalk174 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Just so you know, for the sake of science, the sexes aren't so clear-cut. There are people who externally appear as men or women but their reproductive systems (internal or external) in entirety or in part are different. they're usually not sexy like mika is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Well, he said he wasn't castrated, so I guess that means that he actually has something to castrate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollipopgirl83 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Well, he said he wasn't castrated, so I guess that means that he actually has something to castrate. Oh lord:blink: ...I pop into this thread and this is what I find... *gets scared* :naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armande Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 they're usually not sexy like mika is hehe, that reminds me, we had a huge conversation in biology about hermaphrodites and similar things, it was interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 What is the question exactly? Does Mika have a penis? No, my question is how does he hide it so effectively? The questions about anatomical correctness were rhetorical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armande Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Well, he said he wasn't castrated, so I guess that means that he actually has something to castrate. lol, from what ive heard about his opera days he would of made a fine male castrato, maybe thats how he gets the high notes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scut Monkey Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 yeah, i understand that we had a huge conversation in biology about hermaphrodites and similar things, it was interesting I just felt like Science 101 as I often do on here. they're usually not sexy like mika is Well, he said he wasn't castrated, so I guess that means that he actually has something to castrate. I can't believe that you're actually discussing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armande Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 I can't believe that you're actually discussing this. i cant believe im taking part in the conversation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 No, my question is how does he hide it so effectively? The questions about anatomical correctness were rhetorical I wonder that as well. I don't want to go into being tacky and talking about the size of his body parts, but it's either that, or he tucks. I cannot imagine how such tight pants couldn't show ANYTHING at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armande Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 I wonder that as well. I don't want to go into being tacky and talking about the size of his body parts, but it's either that, or he tucks. I cannot imagine how such tight pants couldn't show ANYTHING at times. haha, reminds me of the 'custom made pants' interview, that interviewer was so crass. it made for a funny interview though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scut Monkey Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 The answer is simple: extremely tight jocks which can be marketed as not only underwear but as a concealer and a form of contraception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 The answer is simple: extremely tight jocks which can be marketed as not only underwear but as a concealer and a form of contraception. Okay then my next question becomes...why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armande Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 The answer is simple: extremely tight jocks which can be marketed as not only underwear but as a concealer and a form of contraception. lol, i feel like i have said this before, but just like a sports bra! oh dear, i feel so bad, we have totally corrupted the captions thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Okay then my next question becomes...why? Maybe he doesn't want to be a Robert Plant, whom I'm quite sure has the continent of Africa down his pants leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backflip_76 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 OMG. I can't believe what I just walked in on. I was expecting some funny captions, and I just found over 10 pages of discussion on Mika's man bits. (I love you guys. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armande Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 haha, its the last thing i expected too, and then i somehow manged to get roped in on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 But see, this really isn't a perverted conversation. It's more philosophical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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