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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be very
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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be veryfunnny to know

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be very funnny to know how he could

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be veryfunnny to know how he could enjoy so much chicken and still

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be veryfunnny to know how he could enjoy so much chicken and still be a great

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be very funnny to know how he could enjoy so much chicken and still be a great dancer

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be very funnny to know how he could enjoy so much chicken and still be a great dancer even though his cooking of chicken

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be very funnny to know how he could enjoy so much chicken and still be a great dancer even though his cooking of chicken is quite

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be very funnny to know how he could enjoy so much chicken and still be a great dancer even though his cooking of chicken is quite skilled

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be very funnny to know how he could enjoy so much chicken and still be a great dancer even though his cooking of chicken is quite skilled while doing tricks

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be very funnny to know how he could enjoy so much chicken and still be a great dancer even though his cooking of chicken is quite skilled while doing tricks with the cooking utensils and pots and pans

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be very funnny to know how he could enjoy so much chicken and still be a great dancer even though his cooking of chicken is quite skilled while doing tricks with the cooking utensils and pots and pans also while being

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be very funnny to know how he could enjoy so much chicken and still be a great dancer even though his cooking of chicken is quite skilled while doing tricks with the cooking utensils and pots and pans also while being smelly after cooking up some tasy spaghetti, but it actually doesnt taste that good, even though he thinks it does

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be very funnny to know how he could enjoy so much chicken and still be a great dancer even though his cooking of chicken is quite skilled while doing tricks with the cooking utensils and pots and pans also while being smelly after cooking up some tasy spaghetti, but it actually doesnt taste that good, even though he thinks it does so we all pretend to like it

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be very funnny to know how he could enjoy so much chicken and still be a great dancer even though his cooking of chicken is quite skilled while doing tricks with the cooking utensils and pots and pans also while being smelly after cooking up some tasy spaghetti, but it actually doesnt taste that good, even though he thinks it does so we all pretend to like it, just like vegetables

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be very funnny to know how he could enjoy so much chicken and still be a great dancer even though his cooking of chicken is quite skilled while doing tricks with the cooking utensils and pots and pans also while being smelly after cooking up some tasy spaghetti, but it actually doesnt taste that good, even though he thinks it does so we all pretend to like it to make him

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be very funnny to know how he could enjoy so much chicken and still be a great dancer even though his cooking of chicken is quite skilled while doing tricks with the cooking utensils and pots and pans also while being smelly after cooking up some tasy spaghetti, but it actually doesnt taste that good, even though he thinks it does so we all pretend to like it, just like vegetables because it's good for you

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MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be very funnny to know how he could enjoy so much chicken and still be a great dancer even though his cooking of chicken is quite skilled while doing tricks with the cooking utensils and pots and pans also while being smelly after cooking up some tasy spaghetti, but it actually doesnt taste that good, even though he thinks it does so we all pretend to like it, just like vegetables because it's good for you, but they actually taste like crap

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