CazGirl Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Spray on the cheese the cheese? lol jee, you should have gone last night lol, at least u would of remembered everything that happened pretty much word for word pretty much lol! when you have a best friend like charlie were you have the same interests in comedy and you act them out and shizz, you learn to remember things from memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 The Tale of the Woman and her Period Now, I can't remember it word for word, but I remember it pretty well. It all started when the woman was a teenager. She got sent a script and then went off to an audition. She turned up at the place but it just so happened that her period had started. So, she ran the females to get a sanitary towel as they "didn't have tampax and those kind of contraptions in my day", and "slotted in a 2p coin.." Graham: 2P?!?!?!?! God that WAS a long time ago!!! Now, the sanitary towel had plopped into the tray which we had to pull out. She put her hand in the tray and but then tray shut with her fingers still in it, the script also still in hand, and there was blood pouring everywhere, even oozing down the script. So, after she got out of that predicament, she went into the audition room. She noticed straight away that the judges were looking at her blood soaked script. They asked her what had happened (I think) and she explained: "Oh I'm so terribly sorry, but my period started..." by which at the point she claims that two people fainted :roftl: i dont know if anybody noticed, but Miriam was leaning on a coat. It was some random audience member's, Miriam complained that she didnt have anything to support her so they rolled up the coat and put it behind her. At the end of the show GN gave the lady her coat back and was like 'oh theres blood on it' or something along those lines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Jennie- Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 i dont know if anybody noticed, but Miriam was leaning on a coat. It was some random audience member's, Miriam complained that she didnt have anything to support her so they rolled up the coat and put it behind her. At the end of the show GN gave the lady her coat back and was like 'oh theres blood on it' or something along those lines Oh yeah hahaha I forogt about that! I want to go to bed but my sister locked herself out again and is on her way to mine to stay the night. She has to get up for work at 5am which means I do too - grr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queenie Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 the cheese? I was thinking about not to transfer the herpes and i thought about that sentence God, the period story is so hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 That's what I didn't get. He kept getting all shy and hiding behind Sarynade and then going.... "So really, if you get cold sores it means you have herpes!?!" hahahaahah And when he was trying to ask Miriam and she couldn't hear him and he was going "DOCTOR MIRIAM!!! DOCTOR MIRIAM!?!?" awww he sounds so cute!!!! wish i saw it. Maybe Graham Norton will do what he did last time, and show and extra bit of the show. You know last time when they showed Dustin, his wife and Mika on the sofa, and Dustin and was listening to Lollipop in the headphones? I saw that coming a mile away, but it's still hilarious. My God I laughed so hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 That's what I didn't get. He kept getting all shy and hiding behind Sarynade and then going.... "So really, if you get cold sores it means you have herpes!?!" hahahaahah And when he was trying to ask Miriam and she couldn't hear him and he was going "DOCTOR MIRIAM!!! DOCTOR MIRIAM!?!?" aw bless'im!! this is just making me even more annoyed that they cut it out oh it all sounds so good!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 awww he sounds so cute!!!! wish i saw it. Maybe Graham Norton will do what he did last time, and show and extra bit of the show. You know last time when they showed Dustin, his wife and Mika on the sofa, and Dustin and was listening to Lollipop in the headphones? they're not showing it this time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 they're not showing it this time AS IF!!!! How do you know??? Coz last time they aired the normal show, and then ANOTHER time they showed it again with the extra clip after!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Jennie- Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 AS IF!!!! How do you know??? Coz last time they aired the normal show, and then ANOTHER time they showed it again with the extra clip after!! Cus it's not in the TV guide It's because of all of the Christmas stuff I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Laura, what are you censoring from us??? ill change the lyrics to a certain song for you... *ahem* sucking too hard on someone else's lollipop hey herpes is gona get ya down That's what I didn't get. He kept getting all shy and hiding behind Sarynade and then going.... "So really, if you get cold sores it means you have herpes!?!" hahahaahah And when he was trying to ask Miriam and she couldn't hear him and he was going "DOCTOR MIRIAM!!! DOCTOR MIRIAM!?!?" he's so cute Oh yeah hahaha I forogt about that! I want to go to bed but my sister locked herself out again and is on her way to mine to stay the night. She has to get up for work at 5am which means I do too - grr not again! you better tell her shes gota stop making a habit of this i need to go to bed in a mojo, i have to be up at 5:30 aw bless'im!! this is just making me even more annoyed that they cut it out oh it all sounds so good!!!!!!!!!! not to rub it in or anything but.....it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 not to rub it in or anything but.....it was you sure know how to make someone feel better don't ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Cus it's not in the TV guide It's because of all of the Christmas stuff I think. maybe they'll show it after christmas? WAIT! Graham Norton is doing a Christmas Show thingy on Boxing Day! Maybe it'll be there? *doubts* ill change the lyrics to a certain song for you... *ahem* sucking too hard on someone else's lollipop hey herpes is gona get ya down hahaha, oh bless Mika! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Jennie- Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 not again! you better tell her shes gota stop making a habit of this i need to go to bed in a mojo, i have to be up at 5:30 not to rub it in or anything but.....it was Yeah I shouldn't have mentioned it last night - I think I jinxed her/me. I have to actually go outside and meet her on the other side of Greenwich too cus she doesn't wanna walk back on her own! AND She's just asked if I can put a pie in the oven for her for when she gets in hahaha Yeah it was a really fun night You forget about it until you start talking about it and then remember how good it was!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 you sure know how to make someone feel better don't ya i sorry, i couldnt help myself *huuuuuuugs* maybe they'll show it after christmas? WAIT! Graham Norton is doing a Christmas Show thingy on Boxing Day! Maybe it'll be there? *doubts* hahaha, oh bless Mika! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 maybe they'll show it after christmas? WAIT! Graham Norton is doing a Christmas Show thingy on Boxing Day! Maybe it'll be there? *doubts* we'll just prob be very unlucky, and we'll have to suffer for the rest of our lives knowing that we'll never see the interview of mika and his herpes and STI toy and being funny and sweet, and we'll all live in a black hole praying and hoping that someone will come with the uncut version to put a smile back on our face and.. and.. i'll shut up now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 we'll just prob be very unlucky, and we'll have to suffer for the rest of our lives knowing that we'll never see the interview of mika and his herpes and STI toy and being funny and sweet, and we'll all live in a black hole praying and hoping that someone will come with the uncut version to put a smile back on our face and.. and.. i'll shut up now :tears: they better or we shall complain, The Mika Army! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 i sorry, i couldnt help myself *huuuuuuugs* i don't want your hug *pushes laura away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Yeah I shouldn't have mentioned it last night - I think I jinxed her/me. I have to actually go outside and meet her on the other side of Greenwich too cus she doesn't wanna walk back on her own! AND She's just asked if I can put a pie in the oven for her for when she gets in hahaha Yeah it was a really fun night You forget about it until you start talking about it and then remember how good it was!! cheeky moo!! a pie too? LOL! Yeh tis true, it was laughs right from the beginning too,i wasnt bored at any stage....apart from the queuing and waiting in the reception for what? nearly 2 hours for Mika to walk through and he didnt! what a laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 :tears: they better or we shall complain, The Mika Army! yes lol the mika army *can imagine a whole bunch of mika fans walking in the studio with rifles in their hands* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 i don't want your hug *pushes laura away* HAHAHAHAHA! I just imagined these two little toddlers. One is all loving and caring, crawling up the other. They manage to kneel, arms outspread to hug and to give a kiss on the cheek... the other sees them and pushes their hand right on the kids face and they fall over and they're like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Jennie- Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 we'll just prob be very unlucky, and we'll have to suffer for the rest of our lives knowing that we'll never see the interview of mika and his herpes and STI toy and being funny and sweet, and we'll all live in a black hole praying and hoping that someone will come with the uncut version to put a smile back on our face and.. and.. i'll shut up now well at least we didn't miss out completely. If none of us went then none of us would know any of this! At least know we all know to stay well away from Mika and his herpes and it's all thanks to us that went Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 we'll just prob be very unlucky, and we'll have to suffer for the rest of our lives knowing that we'll never see the interview of mika and his herpes and STI toy and being funny and sweet, and we'll all live in a black hole praying and hoping that someone will come with the uncut version to put a smile back on our face and.. and.. i'll shut up now thats right , you'll never know lol sorry i should be ashamed of myself i don't want your hug *pushes laura away* harshness lol anyways people i really must go now, im shattered! Night xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 HAHAHAHAHA! I just imagined these two little toddlers. One is all loving and caring, crawling up the other. They manage to kneel, arms outspread to hug and to give a kiss on the cheek... the other sees them and pushes their hand right on the kids face and they fall over and they're like lmao, thats exactly what its like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 yes lol the mika army *can imagine a whole bunch of mika fans walking in the studio with rifles in their hands* in their army gear! Exepct the colours are all mikafied. We'll have Freddie coming up behind the troops in his army vehicle *that big thing with wheels like a tractor, can't remember what it's called* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 well at least we didn't miss out completely. If none of us went then none of us would know any of this! At least know we all know to stay well away from Mika and his herpes and it's all thanks to us that went *high 5* teamwork!! lol bye xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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