-Jennie- Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 I'm trying to remember all the stuff they missed out on the sofa with Mika. They handed out the gifts and Graham gave Mika Syphilis..erm... told him that if he's already got it it's okay because he has the reciept. Then they were going on about Herpes because that was Miriams gift I think (?) Then Mika kept asking if that was the same as when you get a cold sore because he gets them alot and does it mean he has herpes. *racks brain for more info* My memory is so bad! :| I didn't realise how bad it was... this all happened last night and I've forgotten most of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Popcorn? I want to know how the wedgy story ends Well, anything you remember will be enough for us.. ill do my best well he got the wedgy out as far as i know I'm glad too! You know when he was going on about those in the audience in need of exercise of something... He kept looking at the guy next to me and I really didn't want attention drawn to him since I was in the seat called LUKE LYNCH GUEST hahaha omg that would have been SO funny, would have loved to see you try and worm your way out of that! LOL so where the hell did he put his hands then? lol oh no poor things lol he pulled from the outside love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 helllooo yeah it really was ah i just remembered another funny bit.. when the woman shouts out WHO AM I! ha ha ha OH YEAH ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!! "what's the name of that game?" random audience member: WHO AM I!!! Graham: What? random audience member: WHO AM I!!! Graham: I don't know can someone help her? *erupts into laughter* Graham: hahaha some random lost audience member shouting "WHO AM I???" ooh ooh ooh! there was a bit where Graham couldnt stop laughing! Something about some women who was fish fingered ROFLMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 he pulled from the outside love oh man, thats crap lol.. so err how exactly did he lose his hand then? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Jennie- Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 he pulled from the outside love Haha yep - he managed to salvage a bit of dignity at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queenie Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 I'm trying to remember all the stuff they missed out on the sofa with Mika.They handed out the gifts and Graham gave Mika Syphilis..erm... told him that if he's already got it it's okay because he has the reciept. Then they were going on about Herpes because that was Miriams gift I think (?) Then Mika kept asking if that was the same as when you get a cold sore because he gets them alot and does it mean he has herpes. *racks brain for more info* My memory is so bad! :| I didn't realise how bad it was... this all happened last night and I've forgotten most of it! Sari told me that. Poor thing. Mika, it´s not the same herpes simple in your lips (i have that one) than herpes in your genitals!! Please, Jennie, tell what the woman said to him a few times about not to suck...things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 s anyone said about the woman and her period? coz if no-one has i'll tell it...i remember it all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 OH YEAH ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!! "what's the name of that game?" random audience member: WHO AM I!!! Graham: What? random audience member: WHO AM I!!! Graham: I don't know can someone help her? *erupts into laughter* Graham: hahaha some random lost audience member shouting "WHO AM I???" ooh ooh ooh! there was a bit where Graham couldnt stop laughing! Something about some women who was fish fingered ROFLMFAO god i love how u seem to remember eveeeryy word of these things :roftl: oh yeah! ha ha lol.. the duchess and her lover weren't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 s anyone said about the woman and her period? coz if no-one has i'll tell it...i remember it all! yeah we've mentioned it lol, but if u wanna write down the script its all good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Poor Jennie. I didn't know that was meant to be a bearded lady. Good thing you qualified that with a sarcastic rose-tinted glasses smiley or I'd have to call you out. well i dont know what it was...looks like a bearded lady those glasses are such a give away I'm trying to remember all the stuff they missed out on the sofa with Mika.They handed out the gifts and Graham gave Mika Syphilis..erm... told him that if he's already got it it's okay because he has the reciept. Then they were going on about Herpes because that was Miriams gift I think (?) Then Mika kept asking if that was the same as when you get a cold sore because he gets them alot and does it mean he has herpes. *racks brain for more info* My memory is so bad! :| I didn't realise how bad it was... this all happened last night and I've forgotten most of it! ooooh and in between the two performances of Relax when he asked...she told him he was fine as long as he didnt.... *holds mouth* i dont think i can write this in the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Jennie- Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Sari told me that. Poor thing. Mika, it´s not the same herpes simple in your lips (i have that one) than herpes in your genitals!! Please, Jennie, tell what the woman said to him a few times about not to suck...things Lollipops? hahah...well she was advising him on how to...not spread it? and erm...how not to transfer from the lip kind to the other kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 ooooh and in between the two performances of Relax when he asked...she told him he was fine as long as he didnt.... *holds mouth* i dont think i can write this in the thread looks laura in the eyes.. SAY ITTTT or type it in white then those who wanna read it will highlight it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queenie Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 ooooh and in between the two performances of Relax when he asked...she told him he was fine as long as he didnt.... *holds mouth* i dont think i can write this in the thread That´s what i was asking her to tell in public Danika, remember lollipop "sucking too hard on your lollipop..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 ooooh and in between the two performances of Relax when he asked...she told him he was fine as long as he didnt.... *holds mouth* i dont think i can write this in the thread I'm expecting a PM missy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 OH YEAH ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!! "what's the name of that game?" random audience member: WHO AM I!!! Graham: What? random audience member: WHO AM I!!! Graham: I don't know can someone help her? *erupts into laughter* Graham: hahaha some random lost audience member shouting "WHO AM I???" ooh ooh ooh! there was a bit where Graham couldnt stop laughing! Something about some women who was fish fingered ROFLMFAO i think i actually LOVE GN now, he's such a love lol oh man, thats crap lol.. so err how exactly did he lose his hand then? lol *sigh* he didnt lol Haha yep - he managed to salvage a bit of dignity at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Danika, remember lollipop "sucking too hard on your lollipop..." lol.. ah well we'll just have to use our imagination then won't we but seems like most of us know what they're on about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 *sigh* he didnt lol oh you're so useless god don't u know how to entertain someone jeees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Lollipops? hahah...well she was advising him on how to...not spread it? and erm...how not to transfer from the lip kind to the other kind. That´s what i was asking her to tell in public Danika, remember lollipop "sucking too hard on your lollipop..." I'm expecting a PM missy. there we go, i think that pretty much explains it he went all shy bless him....but kept asking about herpes...im very concerned about this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 The Tale of the Woman and her Period Now, I can't remember it word for word, but I remember it pretty well. It all started when the woman was a teenager. She got sent a script and then went off to an audition. She turned up at the place but it just so happened that her period had started. So, she ran the females to get a sanitary towel as they "didn't have tampax and those kind of contraptions in my day", and "slotted in a 2p coin.." Graham: 2P?!?!?!?! God that WAS a long time ago!!! Now, the sanitary towel had plopped into the tray which we had to pull out. She put her hand in the tray and but then tray shut with her fingers still in it, the script also still in hand, and there was blood pouring everywhere, even oozing down the script. So, after she got out of that predicament, she went into the audition room. She noticed straight away that the judges were looking at her blood soaked script. They asked her what had happened (I think) and she explained: "Oh I'm so terribly sorry, but my period started..." by which at the point she claims that two people fainted :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Laura, what are you censoring from us??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queenie Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Spray on the cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 The Tale of the Woman and her Period Now, I can't remember it word for word, but I remember it pretty well. It all started when the woman was a teenager. She got sent a script and then went off to an audition. She turned up at the place but it just so happened that her period had started. So, she ran the females to get a sanitary tale as they "didn't have tampax and those kind of contraptions in my day", and "slotted in a 2p coin.." Graham: 2P?!?!?!?! God that WAS a long time ago!!! Now, the sanitary towel had plopped into the tray which we had to pull out. She put her hand in the tray and but then tray shut with her fingers still in it, the script also still in hand, and there was blood pouring everywhere, even oozing down the script. So, after she got out of that predicament, she went into the audition room. She noticed straight away that the judges were looking at her blood soaked script. They asked her what had happened (I think) and she explained: "Oh I'm so terribly sorry, but my period started..." by which at the point she claims that two people fainted :roftl: lol jee, you should have gone last night lol, at least u would of remembered everything that happened pretty much word for word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Laura, what are you censoring from us??? how to not spread herpes from ya lips.. err... to your other body parts and the clue is in lollipop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Jennie- Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 there we go, i think that pretty much explains it he went all shy bless him....but kept asking about herpes...im very concerned about this That's what I didn't get. He kept getting all shy and hiding behind Sarynade and then going.... "So really, if you get cold sores it means you have herpes!?!" hahahaahah And when he was trying to ask Miriam and she couldn't hear him and he was going "DOCTOR MIRIAM!!! DOCTOR MIRIAM!?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 She noticed straight away that the judges were looking at her blood soaked script. They asked her what had happened (I think) and she explained: "Oh I'm so terribly sorry, but my period started..." by which at the point she claims that two people fainted :roftl: I saw that coming a mile away, but it's still hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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