Scut Monkey Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Scut not attracted to cleavage?! Since when? I just hope she has some love for my own more, er, Natalie Portman-ish physique. (I in no way look anything like Natalie Portman. ) Only if you have Keira Knightly's bone structure. (Am I going to get slapped on the wrist for that one? ) Christine, I actually think I may battle Nico for number one fan status. I totally want you to host a meet-and-greet for me! Don't forget that Mika's in the running too. I don't think either of you have serenaded her onstage in front of thousands of others yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scut Monkey Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Scut's a master of disguise. She claims to be attracted to my cleavage, but she makes countless excuses to avoid a meeting between her face and my assets. I thought it was Soangel who that the award-winning cleavage? I'm avoiding her not you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soangel Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I thought it was Soangel who that the award-winning cleavage? I'm avoiding her not you. Just because my cleavage is that good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackViolet Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 And I heard you had Natalie Portmans bone structure, but I may be mistaking you for somebody else. Oh my. I don't think anyone would have said that about me. Maybe you're thinking of BonjourMika? She often talks about how people tell her she looks like Natalie Portman/Audrey Hepburn. Scut, I definitely do not have Keira Knightley's bone structure. She's way too chiseled. --Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scut Monkey Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Oh my. I don't think anyone would have said that about me. Maybe you're thinking of BonjourMika? She often talks about how people tell her she looks like Natalie Portman/Audrey Hepburn. Scut, I definitely do not have Keira Knightley's bone structure. She's way too chiseled. --Jack Am I mistaken? I thought she was told that she has Keira Knightly's bone structure? If not, my joke was misplaced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelzy Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Am I mistaken? I thought she was told that she has Keira Knightly's bone structure? If not, my joke was misplaced. No, you are not mistaken.. It's all about having someone else's bone structure. She claimed to have Keira Knightleys bone structure, which also led to her claiming she had Orlando Bloom's bone Structure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scut Monkey Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I see. All of these pop culture figures look the same to me anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelzy Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Yes, I can see that Jack. You could double for him in his next movie. Although, considering it won't be part of POTC, it will undoubtedly flop. I just realised that I adopt cats, like Angelina adopts children. And Bec can lip-synch like Ashlee Simpson. We're all connected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soangel Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Yes, I can see that Jack. You could double for him in his next movie. Although, considering it won't be part of POTC, it will undoubtedly flop. I just realised that I adopt cats, like Angelina adopts children. And Bec can lip-synch like Ashlee Simpson. We're all connected. That I can Maybe we could be famous for such talents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelzy Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 That I can Maybe we could be famous for such talents And then Mika will marry us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Don't forget that Mika's in the running too. I don't think either of you have serenaded her onstage in front of thousands of others yet. Aurelien has serenaded me on stage in front of thousands so they have to get in line behind him too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soangel Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 And then Mika will marry us. Both of us ? I could live with that after all... there's a connection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelzy Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Both of us ? I could live with that after all... there's a connection Yes. It takes two to stroke such an ego. And don't forget the rules. Any day but Sunday. He must repent. Connecshunnn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackViolet Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Aurelien has serenaded me on stage in front of thousands so they have to get in line behind him too. Aurelien looks rather cute. Tall, skinny, pretty: quite my type. How old is he? Is he gay? I'm available now after all. --Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soangel Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Yes. It takes two to stroke such an ego.And don't forget the rules. Any day but Sunday. He must repent. Connecshunnn Clean slate for the rest of the week... sunday's off. *pink bow smilie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scut Monkey Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Aurelien looks rather cute. Tall, skinny, pretty: quite my type. How old is he? Is he gay? I'm available now after all. --Jack He's gay, and single. French. And a child star, he was in "Chocolat". I'm not stalking him, I swear. We just chatted when starting the Gay Thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzy Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 He's gay, and single. French. And a child star, he was in "Chocolat". I'm not stalking him, I swear. We just chatted when starting the Gay Thread. He also mentioned to me last December in the Brixton line, that he is half American (one parent is French) and he attends the Royal College of Music. Hmmm...seems all too strangely familiar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelzy Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Aurelien looks rather cute. Tall, skinny, pretty: quite my type. How old is he? Is he gay? I'm available now after all. --Jack With your bone structure, Scut's brain, my hair and Bec's breasts, we could make oddly sexy, semi-intelligent, sarcastic Lesbobabies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackViolet Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 With your bone structure, Scut's brain, my hair and Bec's breasts, we could make oddly sexy, semi-intelligent, sarcastic Lesbobabies. Well, we could throw the rest of our brains into the mix and have the lesbobaby be fully intelligent! Of course he's gay. How old is he though? --Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scut Monkey Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 With your bone structure, Scut's brain, my hair and Bec's breasts, we could make oddly sexy, semi-intelligent, sarcastic Lesbobabies. You don't want to exclude Jack's brain, that'd be a tragedy. You can use my... actually there isn't much of mine that I'd want to genetically pass on to a child. Excuse me, it's going to be a lesbnobaby. We agreed on using a half-Lebanese sperm donor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzy Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Sorry...caught up on the earlier discussion. Damn I missed the lingerie party! Did manage to find some interesting contributions. I was looking for a "Magic Wand", but I guess that's not included. Here's the matching one for us gals. Now this is my "fancy dress" for warmer gig venues like Australia.... NOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzy Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 My first choice (and apparently Mika's as well) is to have them custom-made with "Kind and Fine" or a nice juicy "Apple" on the front. It might be a little too much if it actually read - "Juicy" or "Delicious" - maybe "Sarcastic" is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scut Monkey Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Those are sufficiently degrading to throw onstage. Nice find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soangel Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Those are sufficiently degrading to throw onstage. Nice find. *Agrees* Anyways its bed time for me now.... Nice chatting with you ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzy Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 *Agrees* Anyways its bed time for me now.... Nice chatting with you ladies G'night! Sweet dreams. Hopefully the next time you post on the MFC that it will be the OFFICIAL site... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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